This Fanfic is going to be written in e-mail style.
Each Chapter will be a new e-mail.
Now we all know that Dash can't talk like that and that he has little slaves around his room keeping his grades above a C and making sure that when he talks he doesn't sound like he has only a 5th grade education.
Thank you and review.
Oh, and the e-mail adress for Danny that had the most votes is 'Masters.Needs.A.Cat'
To: Too.Hot.For.You (Paulina Sanchez), JacobsLadder (Jacob Jones), &Kwanified& (Kwan Long), .Strawberry.Milshake. (Jessica Bell), Star.Struck (Star Clemens)!Jammin! (Jackson Fielder), Koolade.Man (Kieren Motor), Tell.Me.You.Problems (Jasmine Fenton), Too.Fine (Tucker Foley), Squirrel.Cage. ( Chad Rodriguez), Green.Lime (Noah Parker), Lemons.Cure.Scurvy (Gnash Parker), ImASexyPirate (Lisa Mathews)
From: Buff.Bastard (Dash Baxter)
Sent: Monday, June 28, 14: 34
Subject: Want money? Want a viper?
Everyone who was stupid enough to go to school today either witnessed, or heard about what happened at lunch today. And I feel obliged to inform you that this is not about Kwan and his allergic reaction to the rat nuggets served in said place.
I would also like to inform you that Kwan is okay and that I have not had a sudden change of heart with my outlook on losers. I am still going to pound on them and have not resolved to do otherwise. But rather I have found a favorite pastime. I and the rest of the football team (except Kwan, for he has not yet been informed) have proudly created a new baby, and no this does not mean we're all one happy family now. This matter has voted me the president of 'Get-A-Loser-Laid Foundation', and because of the events in the lunchroom today, our first subject will be loser Fentonia.
Now that all that is said, I would like you all to feel obliged to fill Fenton's inbox with praise or teasing about the said events. Before done, tell me if you have decided to be a proud member of our company for there is still an opening for chairman.
PS: No, I have not asked Oxford to make a translator, nor have I had any encounters with aliens that have left me with super-human intelligence. I simply have asked one of our little people who have chosen to remain anonymous to make me sound like them.