If you think I made Tucker a pervert, I'm sorry.
But if you think about it he really is...
To: MastersNeedsACat (Danny Fenton)
From: Too.Fine (Tucker Foley)
Sent: Monday, June 28, 14:01
Subject: You knew this was coming!
Danny, Danny, Danny...
Me, being your best friend since -what- Kindergarden? Qualifies me to give you endless teasing about the events of today.
And by events, I mean you totally getting your share of Sam's ass. Now, before you use that 'as her good friend, you really shouldn't be checking Sam out' line, tell your mother that she should be thankful I told you this before she had to. Just because you don't check out your best friend, doesn't mean you don't notice when said friend gets an ass. Now, you and I know that Sam was a late bloomer on her part, but we both know that perfection takes time.
Now, I also know that you are going to reply to this saying how much of a pervert I am. We both know this, so why do we have to go over it each time I tell you of my fantasies?
Anyways, you should totally go for second and third, you know she'll let you (wink, wink)!!
I find no reason not to hate you. Especially on the part that it would be fatal and totally wrong for me to even try what you pulled today on Sam. Therefore, I am not getting ANY of that ANY time soon. That really sucks.
Plus, if I tried your move on ANY other girl with an ass, they'd kick mine in return.
PS: You know you love me