Deidara: Hello people, yeah!

Me: Deidara you're an idiot.

Deidara: Am not! Sasori-danna! Tell her I'm not an idiot!

Alex: How about both of you are idiots!

Deidara + Me: Hey!

Alex: Deidara, just say the disclaimer.

Deidara: Oh right! DeiDei-kunsgirl does not own Naruto or any of the characters. If she did I would be very horny and be married to her. Enjoy!!!!!

Ch.2 Road Trip

"Tobi wants to meet Leader-sama's daughter!" Tobi shouted pathetically.

"Shut up, Tobi!" A drunk and very violent Kisame shouted.

"Awwww…Mom! I can take the poison out myself! I'm not a medic-nin for nothing!" A very injured Sakura yelled from somewhere in the very big building.

"So can I, Mrs. H!" Ino, also injured retorted.

"You two fight too much especially after that incident." Sina said fed up with taking care of their messes that could get someone killed even if they are the best of friends.

Sakura said sadly, "I don't wan to talk about it."

The Leader randomly added, "Can't you tell your father, Princess?"

"I've never met you!" Sakura yelled fed up with the Akatsuki already.

"Well, you'll be living with us from now on," Kisame added smiling which sent shivers up the five teenagers spines.

"OK. I've signed the stupid papers," Sina said not really wanting there to be a lot of fighting since she already had a headache.

Sakura hugged her mom and said very sadly, "Mom! I don't want to go! It's cruel!"

"Gomen, Sakura honey," Sina said comforting her daughter.

"You'll be in my prayers," said Ino, the non-Christian of the two teens.

"Thanks," Sakura said still not wanting to leave.

"Group hug!" Temari added deeming it the right time to speak.

"So… what do you guys do for fun?" Sakura asked on their way to the base.

"Kill people," Itachi put in coolly.

"…And drink sake," Kisame put in.

"Sorry I asked," Sakura mumbled.

"You?" Deidara asked curiously.

"Drink sake and drug myself," Sakura put in oblivious of the glares from her father.

"Why? That's illegal for you," Deidara added thinking it odd for a teenager to have a need for that.

"You're criminals so you shouldn't care and it's to make me feel better," Sakura put in annoyed by all the questions.

"Sakura," Leader said in a very scary and threatening tone.

"H-Hai?" Sakura asked very scared of her father at the moment.

"We're going to have a long talk when we get to the Base," Leader put in still as threatening a tone as before.

"Which reminds me…Are we there yet?" Sakura asked dumbly.

"No," Itachi said in a bored tone.

"So many simple answers from you. Would it kill you to show at least enjoyment in torturing others?" Sakura asked.

"Hn," Itachi said just to annoy her.

"My name's Tobi!!!" Tobi added energetically.

"Hi, Tobi-kun. I'm Sakura," Sakura said sweetly.

"Ok, Sakura-sama!" Tobi said still energetically.

"Don't be so formal, it's Sakura-chan," Sakura added too sweetly for the other members taste.

"Can I call you Sakura-chan, too?" Deidara asked obviously jealous of his partner, Tobi, for once.

"No," Sakura added in the same tone Itachi used with her when she asked if they were there yet.

"Shut up, Deidara," Sasori added really not wanting Deidara to beg to call her Sakura-chan.

"Sasori-danna!!!!" Deidara wined pathetically.

"Hn?" Sasori replied getting on both Sakura and Deidara's nerves.

"Stop with the monosyllables, freaks!" Sakura yelled instantly covering her mouth because Inner Sakura had taken over her for a moment.

"We're here," Leader said ignoring the freak comment.

"Genjutsu?" Sakura asked looking in front of her and only seeing trees.

"Perceptive," Leader added noticing she had the same talent at Genjutsu as he did.

"Yeah, it's a high rank Genjutsu used to hide our base, yeah!" Deidara said matter-of-factly.

"yawn I'm tired," Sakura said covering up more yawns.

"I have to get a room ready for you but for now sleep in Deidara, Tobi, and Sasori's room. We'll talk when you're awake," Leader said in a bored tone.

"Where will Sakura-chan sleep? We only have three beds!" Tobi said very confused.

"Sleep on the floor, Tobi, yeah!" Deidara yelled.

"No, I can share a bed with Tobi-kun so I don't put him out," Sakura said stifling another yawn.