Me: Errm…Deidara's a little tied up. So he can't do the disclaimer. So who wants to do the dang disclaimer?
Sasori: Do it yourself. You're the author.
Me: You are so… grrr! Sakura do the disclaimer! I have to figure out how to untie Deidara… I mean I know how to tie him up but it's totally his fault! He criticized my hair!
Sasori: While the author has a mental breakdown I'll say the disclaimer. She doesn't own Naruto or any of the characters. I don't know how many times we have to say this. If she did there most likely would be a love triangle somewhere and it'd be very perverted.
"You're a first. Tobi's just annoying," Deidara said wondering why she would want to sleep with Tobi of all people.
"Shut yawn up!" Sakura said very exhausted.
"I'll take you to your room," Deidara said wondering how she was still standing in her condition.
"Ok," Sakura said covering another yawn.
"Follow me," Deidara said mentally sighing.
"Here's our room and that's Tobi's bed," Deidara said pointing to Tobi's bed.
"Ariga-gatoo," Sakura said weaving in and out of consciousness.
"Ok, how muck sleep do you get?" Deidara questioned worriedly.
"4-5 hours a week," Sakura replied closing her eyes just a little.
Deidara picked her up bridal style and said mischievously, "Then I'll get you to sleep."
"Uh..." Sakura said not really sure what he was going to do.
"I'm not going to knock you out," Deidara said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"The what are you going to do?" Sakura asked still a little afraid.
"Well... this works on babies but it might still work on teenagers," Deidara said looking thoughtful.
"I don't like being treated like a kid," Sakura said matter-of-factly.
"Who cares," Deidara said as a smirk rose to his face.
Deidara carried her over to Tobi's bed and sat on the edge with her still in his arms. He could see the fear in her eyes and usually it brought him excitement but he didn't want her to be afraid he wanted her to sleep so he tried to comfort her. He started rocking her like a baby (weird...) and saw her try to stay awake by closing her eyes and then keep opening them like she was in class trying to stay awake so she wouldn't get into trouble. (AN: that happened to me before. The night before I was really tired so I went to bed at 6PM but woke up at midnight so I stayed up until my mom took me to school. In first period, Science we were watching a movie on squirrels and I was in the front row and I just then realized how tired I was and I almost fell asleep.) So he started saying comforting words in her ear and she finally fell into a deep sleep. He pulled down the covers of Tobi's bed, lay her down, took her ninja gear, shoes, hitae-ate off, and tucked her in when the other guys came in.
"Hiii, Deidara-sempai!!!" Tobi yelled loudly.
"Tobi!!! Shut up!!! I just got her to sleep!" Deidara yelled/whispered.
"What'd you do to my daughter?" Leader interjected while glaring at Deidara.
"She said she gets 4-5 hours of sleep a week... don't know why but I just comforted her until she fell asleep," Deidara said sheepishly.
"You've matured in the last week from blowing up Itachi's door for a prank to getting a teenager to sleep," Sasori said bored-like.
"Don't...help!"Sakura yelled in her sleep.
"Must be a nightmare," Deidara said idiotically.
Sakura's Nightmare
"Sasuke! Please stop!" Sakura yelled desperately.
"Why, blossom?" Sasuke asked smirking at the affect of the nickname.
"Please... I'm begging you!" Sakura whispered as tears slid down her pale face.
"Sakura!!! Wake up!" Deidara screamed in her ear.
Sakura bolted up instantly covered in sweat and confused asked, "Wha-?"
"Sakura-chan had a nightmare!!!" Tobi said stupidly.
"You kept yelling 'Sasuke, please stop,' and 'please I'm begging you. Now how do you know my foolish younger brother?" Itachi asked while keeping his cool.
"I...uh... he was on my genin team," Sakura said very fast so they wouldn't look into it anymore.
"Since you're up, come. We need to talk," Leader said walking towards the door.
"Oh my-!!! Are you breaking up with her? Poor her!!!" Deidara said sarcastically.
"You have a wacked sense of humor. He's my dad." Sakura said just now connecting with the world around her after being so rudely awoken.
"I've heard the line, 'We need to talk' so may times it's not funny.