Chapter four: Run Like Hell

From the moment they heard the girls scream, the boys started run still holding on to the pajamas that they stole. Kiba and Shino took Hinata's which infuriated Naruto to no end, but he and Sasuke both took one half of Sakura's pajamas. Kankuro and Gaara (yes they joined in the prank as well) had taken Temari's pajamas, while Shikamaru and Chouji took Ino's pajamas. Rock Lee and Neiji took Tenten's pajamas, which Neiji used the part he had to stifle his nose bleed caused by the sightof Tenten in white panties, something only in his dream. Neiji and Chouji were the only ones who hadn't seen their girlfriends in their underwear before. Neiji had only admitted his love for Tenten that night and Chouji and Ino had been dating for two months after Chouji gave up the last piece of barbeque to Ino for once. Keiji had taken on the dangerous task of stealing Anko's pajamas. The boys all got a look at what was the sight of the hottest ANBU member in a black bra with black panties with a red dragon on it. Kiba was the only one who dared to take a picture.

Anko was the first to wake up and first noticed how cold the room was for being near the beach in the summer. She then noticed that she was in her panties and that she had bizarre symbols written on her face with a black magic marker. Immediately she woke up the other girls who noticed their current predicament. It caused them to scream in shock and then in rage. Each one let out the names of the two people they cursed to death. It started with Sakura.

"NARUTO! SASUKE!"

"SHINO! KIBA!"

"SHIKAMARU! CHOUJI!"

"NEIJI! ROCK LEE!"

"KANKURO! GAARA!"

They all paused as they said the last name all at once. "KEIJI YOU BASTARD!"

Keiji could hear their words like a sense of danger from the east winds. He heard Anko's voice and it scarred him right to the bone, but unlike Naruto, who was too scared to run at top speed, Keiji was a flash of lightning only leaving behind an after image of his terrifying eye. Naruto noticed the after image and was probably the only one to notice the eye.

"Look, it's the after image of his eye," shouted Naruto. Everyone turned to look at the image and was immediately filled with a greater sense of dread than they had for the voices of death that had condemned them like a judge laying down the death penalty.

"Oh my god it's creepier than Shino's," said Shikamaru, who unfortunately ran into a tree. Chouji, not wanting to leave behind his friend, went to help Shikamaru up. To his horror there was Ino and in two minutes, he was tied to a tree next to his friend. Both were blindfolded and could only cower in fear of the sound of cracking knuckles.

Shino felt a deep sense of fear for the first time. He wasn't able to analyze things clearly, everything bottled down to instinct, a thing he had very little experience with. His teammate on the other hand knew a lot about instinct, but wasn't very bright when it came to fear. When he was scared, he lost a lot of his much needed IQ points and his instinct had always served him wrong. Both were running for an hour before they decided to find a place to stay.

"How far is she," asked Kiba. He panicked at Shino's shocked expression. "What do your bugs say on her position?"

"You two can run, but don't try to hide from me," said a very pissed of Hinata. Her Byakugan had been activated and face was red with new emotions, anger and rage. She walked towards her soon to be dead teammates as they coward in fear of a PMS.ing Hyuuga heiress. Kiba gulped as Shino shook uncontrollably. "HOW DARE YOU TWO WRITE ON MY FACE!"

Neiji heard his cousin's shouts of rage, but he was more worried by the weapons that were raining down on him and Rock Lee. Tenten was behind them, gaining with a speed that made the young Hyuuga prodigy scream inside.

"Can't we be rational about this," asked Neiji in a frightened voice. "I mean all we did was write on your face."

"AND STOLE MY CLOTHES YOU BASTARDS," shouted Tenten in rage as she threw another windmill shuriken at Lee. "I'LL FUCKING KILL BOTH OF YOU!"

"Christ, how many weapons do you have," asked Neiji. "I've lost count at how many katanas were thrown at me. Where the hell do you put those things up your ass?"

"Is that why you tried to look at her panties," asked Rock Lee. "I noticed you looking at her butt last night."

"Shut up you moron," hissed Neiji, but the damage had already been done.

"I'LL KILL YOU," shouted Tenten at the top of her lungs.

In an instant, she was standing right before them with the eyes of death. They both fell down on their knees to beg for mercy, but they might as well have asked the devil for ice. The forest was filled with their death screams (they both screamed like girls mwa ha).

Sasuke heard the Hyuuga's last scream of pain and was filled with an even deeper sense of dread. Even Neiji screamed, thought Sasuke. He knew Neiji would never scream unless it was truly horrifying. Neiji had a stick to far up his ass to scream for something trivial.

"I'm glad we got Sakura," said Sasuke. "They got the weapons mistress."

"But I doubt she'd use her weapons," said Naruto. "She'd use her fist which she rarely uses, preferring her weapons and all, but we got Obaa-sama's apprentice."

"And your point is?"

"Obaa-sama uses her fist and has incredible amounts of strength. Sakura is the same thing, so if Neiji and Rock Lee screamed from being beaten by a person who doesn't use their fist very often, then what will happen to us since we're being chased by someone who can destroy walls with her fist."

Sasuke was close to shitting himself, in fact he could almost feel it. He then looked up to see Naruto's terrified expression. He turned around to see Sakura's 1000-years-of-pissed-off face. Sasuke and Naruto hugged each other in fear as Sakura got closer and cloaser.

"I can't die yet," whimpered Naruto. "I haven't even become Hokage yet."

"I can't die either," said Sasuke. "I haven't restored my clan."

The silence of the forest was broken by the cries of two young boys dying. Keiji sighed and placed another pair of grave markers onto the ground. They were all either dead or wishing they were, but he would not them be forgotten. He was proud of them, even the Hyuuga with a stick so far up his ass it was poking out of his mouth. He poured himself some sake into a cup and said, "here's to you friends. May you and I live on in legend."

"Don't worry," said a voice. Keiji turned around to see Anko glaring at him. "I'm going to make you hurt."

"I surrender," said Keij. "Do with me as you wish."

"Oh you can bet we will."

"We," asked Keiji in horror. Anko stepped aside to reveal the other girls carrying each of their catches. Temari had only Kankuro, but Keiji wasn't surprised. Even if Naruto was stronger, Gaara was definitely smarter. "Well I hope that you'll kill me instead of them right."

"Oh we have something else in mind."

"Hmm…shit."

Keiji regained consciousness the next day. During that time he spent unconscious, he had a nice chat with Orihime, his guide during near death experiences. When he woke up he noticed two things, 1) the boys' hair had been died either look-like-it-smells-of-garbage green or a sparkly purple. 2) They were all devoid of clothing including Keiji himself. It was Keiji's laughter that woke the others up and it was their laughter that made Keiji look in the mirror. He screamed as he saw that his hair was dyed bright neon pink. Meanwhile the girls laughed as they readied the photo camera.

Not amused would describe Keiji's reaction to his predicament, but he decided to take it in stride since he took pride in the size of dick. The other boys covered themselves up with bath towels, shower curtains, table cloths and any other cloth they could find. The girls laughed their heads off at the boys, but blushed when they saw Keiji fully naked.

"Any chance of you handing back our clothes," asked Keiji.

"Why," asked Anko, who burst out into laughter.

"You know Anko; the head feels a bit wet. You didn't happen to have a Popsicle craving while I was asleep did you?"

That comment made it more difficult for the boys to get their clothes back. In the end, Keiji had to use his wolf eye to get the bags back by sending them into fantasies. He would of dyed their hair, but decided that he'd just end the conflict now and not turn the whole vacation into a battle of the sexes.

"Now how do we get our hair back to normal?"