Deidara: Aloha! Yeah!
Sasori: Idiot…we're Japanese not Hawaiian.
Deidara: I like saying aloha, yeah.
Sasori: Well you're giving me a headache so shut up.
Deidara: Aloha aloha aloha aloha aloha aloha! Yeah!
Sasori: Stick with yeah…it's less annoying
Me: Guys! Stop fighting and give the disclaimer…(mumbling:) I swear you guys act like 3 year olds.
Sasori: I'll pretend I didn't hear the last part but the author of this story does not own Naruto or any of the characters that appear on the show.
"Uh... what's going on here?" Deidara asked looking at the nervous looking Tobi and the Poed Sakura.
"Nothing," Sakura mumbled mad at the fact they walked in.
"You're lying," Sasori stated.
"I have a question," Sakura said hoping they wouldn't ask what she was lying about.
"What is it, Sakura?" Deidara asked not really caring what they were doing. I mean, after all, it is Tobi we're talking about.
"Why does Tobi wear a mask if he looks that good?" Sakura asked ignoring the weird stares from Deidara.
"Because girls go crazy when they see him," Deidara said hoping she'd buy it since he never really saw Tobi without his mask on since Tobi went to bed before them and woke up before them.
"But he's kawaii!!!!" Sakura yelled like a fan girl.
"Yeah uh... Sakura, go to bed," Deidara said trying to get out of the awkward conversation.
"Fine," Sakura pouted but fell asleep before her head hit the pillow.
"Thanks, Deidara-sempai," Tobi said relieved that she fell asleep.
"What happened?" Deidara asked since he never saw Tobi this relieved but it was probably because he never saw his face.
"She started acting horny," Tobi stated simply earning weird stares.
"I'll check her blood for poisons or drugs," Sasori stated hoping for the first time it was drugs because that's just wrong to like Tobi.
"You think-" Deidara started but Sasori interrupted him.
"She did say she drinks and does drugs... I found something," Sasori said relieved he actually found something.
"What?" Deidara asked curiously.
"A little lithium, meth, and this really rare drug. Its side effect is being horny," Sasori stated remembering that he can't even make that drug.
"Where'd she get it?" Tobi asked since Sasori did say it was rare he would think a teenager couldn't get it.
"Probably made it. She is a medic. Now lets go to sleep," Sasori stated tiredly.
"Night!!!" Tobi shouted.
"Yeah...," Deidara stated sleepily as they all went off to lala land. (AN: that means they fell asleep and are dreaming of little pink ponies stabbing each other)
"Sakura...Sakura...wake up...SAKURA WAKE UP...NOW!!!" Itachi said and then yelled the last part because he was getting irritated trying to wake her up.
"Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!" Deidara yelled as loud as he could half asleep.
"It's noon," Itachi stated uninterestedly.
"What?" Deidara asked confused.
"All of you have been asleep," Itachi stated the obvious for them but hey! It's Itachi.
"I'm awake," Sasori said getting out of bed.
"Tobi's awake!!!" Tobi yelled.
"Yeah yeah yeah...," Deidara said also getting out of bed.
"That's great and all but how are we going to wake her up?" Itachi questioned throwing in some sarcasm.
"Let me try," Deidara begun as he shook her gently, " Sakura...Sakura..."
"Sasuke..." Sakura said in her sleep turning over slightly so her back was to the guys. (AN: she's wearing clothes!!!!)
"Sakura, wake up now," Deidara said sternly.
"5 more minutes, mommy," Sakura said unconsciously.
"No," Deidara started, ignoring the her calling him mommy fact and continued to the guys,"Help me get her to the shower."
"Deidara-sempai?" Tobi questioned wondering what he was thinking.
"Lets just say she's going to have a COLD awakening," Deidara said mischievously but all the guys got the picture.
"I'll take her," Itachi said as he picked her up bridal style, carried her to the bathtub, and put her in it.
"Turn the water on!!!" Deidara said enthusiastically as Sasori turned the cold water on.
"Aiiiie!!!! Turn the water off!!!!" Sakura yelled as Deidara turned the water off.
"Hungry?" Itachi asks not really caring she was glaring at him.
"Yes," Sakura replied like a snob. (AN: like the ones at school who think they're better than you!)
"Get dressed and meet me in the hall," Itachi said monotoned.
"Hai, hai. Now get out so I can change!" Sakura yelled at the three.
"Bye!" Deidara said as the three left to go to the hall.
"OK! I'm very hungry! Haven't eaten in like a day!!!" Sakura said to Itachi as they went to the kitchen.
"What do you want?" Itachi asked almost guessing the answer.
"Ramen!!!!" Sakura yelled confirming Itachi's guess.
"OK, once we get there I'll let you hang out with the guys so you can get to know them and I'll cook," Itachi said actually being nice for once.
Thanks readers for reading my story! Hope you keep reading. Should I make Sakura fall in love with some one? It won't happen for a while since I like have already the first 20 chapters but I have to upload them.