Deidara: singing Soon as I see her walk up in the club I'm a flirt winkin eyes at me when I roll up on dem dubs I'm a flirt...

Sasori: Deidara, what are you doing?

Deidara: Singing! starts singing again Sometimes when I'm wit my chick on the low I'm a flirt and when she's wit her man lookin at me damn right I'm a flirt. So homie don't bring your girl to me to meet cause I'm a flirt…

Sasori: Shut it.

Me: I like it!

Sasori: Figures.

Me: You wanna fight?

Sasori: Like you could…

Me: That's it! You're going down! throws punch: he catches it

Sasori: smirks And you were saying?

Me: You arrogant beep! both start fighting and yelling profanities

Deidara: Uh…. While they fight I'll give the disclaimer, yeah! I'm a flirt! Uh… just kidding that's not the disclaimer. The author who is right now getting her butt kicked by a puppet which is quite a funny show you should see it but the author does not own Naruto or any of the characters! Oh hey! I didn't know a person could bend that way! Er… never mind. I think I heard her bone crack...

"Guys, this is Sakura, Leader's daughter. Sakura, this is..." Itachi started but got interrupted by Sakura.

"Can I guess?!!!? Please?!!!?" Sakura asked Itachi enthusiastically.

"Fine," Itachi said glad he didn't have to talk anymore but he would never say it out loud.

"Yay! OK, that's," she begun and started pointing left from right and saying their names," Hidan, Kakazu, Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, Sasori, and Zetsu." Sakura finished.

"Pinky's educated," Kisame said sarcastically and earning a glare from Sakura.

"Don't call me pinky, Sharky-chaaan," Sakura said exaggerating the nickname she choose for him.

"Fine, I'll call you, Forehead...," Kisame said smirking.

A vein popped,"That's it! Let me at him!" Sakura yelled as she ran at him but Itachi held onto the collar of her shirt.

"No," Itachi said quietly.

"Bastards," Sakura said angrily.

"No cussing," Itachi said sternly as he left to cook.

"Hai," Sakura said barely listening to him.

"She looks angry," Kakazu pointed out.

"No dip, Sherlock Holmes!" Sakura yelled sacastically.

"She's f-ing sarcastic," Hidan said not really caring that he cussed.

"No cussing!" Sakura yelled causing everyone else to sweat drop.

"You were just cussing," Kisame pointed out.

"I don't care. He said a wordy dird," Sakura said plainly.

"Teenagers these days," Kisame said more to himself than anyone else.

"You made yourself sound old," Sakura said stifling a giggle.

"Like it here?" Deidara asked trying to get off the subject of cussing.

"No," Sakura said sounding like Itachi.

"Why, Sakura-chan?" Tobi asked curiously.

"I need alcohol, drugs, friends, and megally hot guys WITH 6 packs.

"We can give you 3 out of 5 of those," Deidara said thinking of the ones she said.

"Which ones?" Sakura asked curiously.

"We can be your friends, meagally hot guys, and we have 6 packs. So lets talk. Hows your life in Konoha been going?" Deidara asked.

"Well, when I started dating again my boyfriend was cheating on me with the most loathsome thing," Sakura began gossiping.

"Who?" Deidara asked trying to sound interested.

"Ami. She's such a slut!" Sakura said in disgust.

" I think Deidara's actually a girl... talking like this and all," Kisame said looking at how girly he looked while he was gossiping.

"When I was younger I was talking to Ino and Ami and her crew came up and started picking on me when Ino threw flowers directly in her mouth and said they're poisoned," Sakura said remembering her childhood.

"And?" Deidara coaxed getting a little more interested in the story.

"Only the root's poisonous," Sakura finished and started examining her nails.

"Wow," Deidara said trying to think of something else to say.

"Oh! I've got a great idea!" Sakura yelled as she jumped up and down for about thirty seconds.

"Great," Sasori said sarcastically.

"Lets have a sleepover!" Sakura said and everyone sweatdropped," What? I mean, all of us in the same room. We can paint eachother's nails, have pillow fights and watch horror/slasher films!" Sakura said excitedly.

"We're guys," Sasori informed her.

"When I said 'needed friends' I meant girlfriends unless you want a moody teenager," Sakura threatened.

"Fine, but tell us what was so horrible that Sasuke did to you," Deidara asked hoping she'd tell them.

"He...I...uh...he...r-raped me in front of all my friends and the worst part was seeing Naruto's pained face. He was hurt to see what Sasuke did to me," Sakura said looking down at the floor trying to hide her tears.