Chapter Eight: The Problem with Snakes

Naruto and Hinata woke up early in the morning to the sound of panting and moaning. The sound wasn't Keiji and Anko like it usually was, instead it sounded like Sasuke and Sakura. The couple giggled at the volume of Sakura's moans, which were steadily becoming screams. They got out of bed and showered together. It was all that screaming that put Naruto in the mood. That and Hinata letting her long hair flow in the shower. He hugged her from behind and grabbed one of her breasts. He played with it while kissing the back of her neck. She let out a moan that just happened to be picked up on Neiji's sonar.

"What are you two doing in there," asked Neiji as he pounded on the door to their room.

"What do you think, baka," said Sasuke, who thought Neiji was talking to him.

"I'm not talking to you Uchiha so why don't you just continue to not satisfy your girl friend," said Neiji.

"You're just jealous that you're not this close to Tenten," said Sasuke in retaliation.

This woke Tenten up who walked out into the hallway in her underwear forgetting that she and Neiji had only gotten that far the previous night. The sight of Tenten, the girl who made him hard, Neiji had a nose bleed.

"You were to afraid to go the distance Hyuuga," said Sasuke, working the upper body.

This brought Neiji out of his fantasies of Tenten naked, at which Neiji wondered why he was falling prey to such thoughts after years of containing them. After pondering about this he grew angry from the Uchiha's comments and went to beat him up. Tenten of course, stopped him from going into the room because Sasuke hadn't stopped in his thrusts, a fact supported by Sakura's moans.

"Neiji they're still going at it," cried Tenten.

"Why don't you let him in," said Sasuke. "Let him see what a real man looks like when he has balls."

"I'm going to kill you," said Neiji. "I'm going to rip your nuts off and shove them down your throat."

"I'm sure you'd want to put nuts down a boys throat queer," said Sasuke.

"Shut up and fuck me baka," shouted Sakura.

Naruto was happy that Sasuke had taken the heat off him so he could finish. He kissed her lips then her neck, then her breasts, and he kept getting lower and lower. He kissed her down there, making her legs weak. Next he used his tongue to get her up on par with his sexual drive. She stifled her screams knowing that Neiji was still in sonar range. Why the hell is listening to us, thought Hinata. It was hard for her to stifle the screams she wanted to let loose at the feeling of his tongue on her gentle spot. He stopped and then stood up. He had grown tall since the time he left for three years. She now had to look up to him when she talked to them. He then pushed her against the wall and let loose a torrent of kisses all over her upper body. Then he entered the warmth between her legs and the two melted into each other. They screamed and outside Neiji could hear them.

Naruto met with Keiji at the place where they promised to meet up to check in on the summons. Naruto felt like he had put that off for a long time. He bit his thumb and tasted the blood as he summoned all the clan leaders. King Enma wasn't the leader of his clan surprisingly; the honor belonged to his father Sun Wukong. The last to be summoned was the Manda clan.

"Who the hell called me here," asked the hissing, pissed of giant snake.

"I did," said Naruto. "I'm the new Kyuubi, which means you, all of you answer to me."

"My mistake sir," said Manda.

"I believe the murderer of my son's partner is still alive," said Wukong looking at Manda. "Isn't that right Manda?"

"He hasn't summoned me yet," replied Manda. "Besides it was Sarutobi's fault for not killing him when he should have. He paid for not doing everything that is necessary. I hope you weren't trying to pick a fight though."

"Why fight you when I could have easily made a wallet out of you."

"Don't talk me like that you damn ape!"

"You want to taste my cudgel then bring it on you slimy, slippery, ugly mother fucker."

"Come on both of you calm down," said Naruto, who immediately switched tactics after seeing his words didn't work. "Look if you two don't want me to go demon fox on your ass then shut the fuck up and listen to me."

After these words no one dared to talk while Naruto was talking. He decided to set up someone from the Kitsune clan to keep things in order according to his rules, but mostly keeping things the way they were. If it wasn't broken then don't try to fix it. After the meeting he dismissed everyone except for Gamabunta.

"You wanted to see me oyabun," asked Gamabunta.

"It's awkward to have you call me that now," said Naruto. "I guess I have to have you call me that, but I think of you as more of a friend."

"I've heard from the Kitsunes that you have a girlfriend."

"How the hell do they know that?"

"Your friend Keiji has ties with the Okami clan, who talks to the Kitsunes so word gets around about you."

"I didn't know they'd call tell the Kitsunes," said Keiji. "I just talk with my summons and tell them about my surroundings."

"You also serve the Shukaku," said Gamabunta.

"Yes but the tanuki's don't mouth off as much."

Keiji got out of the shower and picked out his clothes for going out to eat with everybody. From what he heard, Naruto and Hinata weren't the only ones who had gotten intimate. Sasuke and Sakura had already crossed that line, as had Kankuro and his right hand. Over breakfast that morning Temari told everyone how she'd walked in on Kanakuro while he was watching porn and masturbating. Keiji, Neiji, Gaara, Sasuke, Shino, and Kakashi thought it was too much information. Keiji had chosen a buttoned grey shirt over a black sleeveless shirt with black pants. He saw Anko put on the summer kimono that he'd bought her. Everyone save for Keiji would be wearing one. Naruto had handed Hinata the one he bought for at breakfast while she gave him one that she had bought for him. It was white with a fox and toad on it that seemed to be dancing in fire designs. Anko had a blue kimono that had simple designs on them, since she knew that she could wear the fishnets under them. Everyone save for Hinata and Naruto had simple kimonos, but then again kimonos weren't meant to have such elaborate designs on them. Keiji licked her ear and was just about to undress her when there was a knock at the door. It was Tsunade.

"Lady Tsunade, how may I help you," said Keiji.

"I came to tell you something about your family," said Tsunade. "The person who accused you father was your grandmother on your mother's side. Those men who killed your mother were your grandfather's men. Your mother had disobeyed his wishes and so he told the Hokage that your father's clan was planning treachery. He convinced other shinobi and villagers of this and they were all killed in a riot outside of their compound. The Third Hokage decided that this would be kept from you sense your grandfather's spine was broken and he was left a vegetable as punishment."

"Who broke his spine," asked Keiji.

"Orochimaru," said Tsunade. It made Keiji question his own feelings towards his one time sensei. He decided that he would decide later if he was friendly towards him.

"Is he still alive," asked Keiji. Tsunade nodded her head. "Good. Now he'll suffer as much as I suffered growing up befor I met Anko."

"Will that satisfy you," asked Tsunade.

"I was already satisfied," replied Keiji, who just walked out the room with Anko in hand.