Hidan: OK! I want to see some action before we say the disclaimer…
Deidara: I'll give you action! ( gets ready to punch him)
Me: No violence! He wants action, Dei-Dei. Lets give him action!
Hidan: Alright!
Deidara: Sounds fun… ( author and Deidara kiss)
Hidan: Aw man… I wanted to see some more action if ya know what I mean.
Me: We know what you mean but all you said was action. You have to be specific.
Hidan: Next time! OK, the author does not own Naruto or any of the characters. Get used to it!
Kakazu: Wow, you didn't cuss once during the disclaimer.
Hidan: Ah, shut up. I was only reading the script that the author gave to me. She said no cussing what so ever.
"Deidara, would you rather getting poisoned on a failed mission or coming back from that mission unharmed?" Itachi asked breaking the perverted trend of the game.
"Poisoned," Deidara answered fast because the answer to him was obvious.
"Death wish?" Sakura asked wondering why he chose that over coming back.
"No... if I came back in one piece I'd be in living hell because of Leader-sama's wrath," Deidara answered truthfully shivering at what Leader might actually do if he did come back from a failed mission.
"Oh," Sakura said really wondering if her father was as scary as they made him out to be.
"Leader-sama," Deidara began with an evil smirk on his face which means what he's thinking is wrong,"would you rather rape your daughter or watch her die a slow and painful death?" Deidara asked earning weird stares from everyone.
"What the heck? Why am I part of it?" Sakura asked clearly disgusted by this game now.
"Shut up! I want to hear his answer!" Deidara said looking intensely at Leader.
"Rape her," Leader answered really wanting to quit the game.
"So you do care!" Deidara yelled earning weird stares from the guys and Sakura minus her father.
"That's a great observation! How can you love someone who you raped!" Sakura yelled to Deidara.
"He didn't want to see you die a slow and painful deathm" Deidara answered as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Great," Sakura said sarcastically.
"Lets play a different game. This is f-ing weird!" Hidan yelled clearly as disgusted as Sakura.
"Itachi, truth or dare?" Kakazu asked.
"Dare," Itachi answered silently wishing it wouldn't be perverted.
"I dare you to give Sakura a bruising kiss," Kakazu said as if he was just talking about the weather.
"Hey! That's wrong! No, it's way beyond wrong. His brother raped me!!!" Sakura yelled desperately.
"It's just a kiss...," Kakazu said as if a kiss is a simple greeting.
"Just a kiss. JUST A KISS?!!!?" Sakura began thoughfully and then yelled.
"Fine," Itachi said as he walked over to a very nervous Sakura and kissed her.
"Uh..." Sakura said as she was gaping at the kiss she just got.
"hahahaha... pimky's speechless!" Kakazu yelled as he was laughing hysterically.
"Don't call me pinky," Sakura said as she finally got her words back.
"Whatever," Kakazu said not caring that she was glaring holes into his back.
"Sakura... truth or dare?" Itachi asked mildly interested in the game.
"Truth," Sakura said not really wanting to say dare yet.
"WTF? Do dare!" Hidan yelled disappointed in her choice.
"Next time," Sakura reassured.
"Fine," Hidan said pouting.
"Tell us your deepest darkest secret," Itachi said acting like a girl.
"I've turned you guys into girls," Sakura said putting her head doen in shame," OK let me think...OK! I've got it. This is very unusual. I haven't even told Ino-chan. I started my period when I was nine." Sakura said as she looked back up at the very confused guys.
"What's a period?" Deidara asked stupidly.
"What he said," said the guy who had no sisters just a younger brother but didn't want to sound stupid.
"Who here has a sister or in your cases had being the right word?" Sakura said hoping someone else could explain this.
"I do. She's 20. Her name's Kisa." Kisame said really curious as to what a period is.
"Do you know what a period is?" Sakura asked hopefully.
"No," Kisame answered trying to think if his sister actually told him about one.
"OK, guys. This is going to be very hard. For about a week once a girl starts puberty they will bleed and need either pads or tampons to control the bleeding," Sakura explained hoping they wouldn't have any more questions but hoping doesn't get you far.
"Where do they bleed?" Deidara asked since he's never seen a girl bleed unless she was wounded.
"What's a pad?" Kakazu asked stupidly.
"What the f is a tampon?" Hidan asked very rudely.