Dumbledore's Secrets
Secret 3: Gazmos and Gidgets
Just want to tell you that I didn't come up with the title, Katie did
"Ah, here we are, Harry, Slughorn's- I mean, a person's house, shall we take a look?"
"Wait, professor- Stop, halt, freeze, pause, don't move!"
"What- is there something on me? GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF…" And while he said this he was squirming to get whatever was on him, well, off.
"No, professor, there's nothing on you, I'm still wondering why your arm is black, you haven't told me (still)."
"Oh that? That is a fantastic story and I can't tell you right now, it would ruin the suspense."
"THIS IS THE SUSPENSE DUMBLEDORE!"
"Reeeally now hmm (as if in thought) well anyway I can't tell you now we're reaching the person's house."
"Professor, why do you want to go in there, I mean wouldn't it be intrusive to the owners? And plus, all of the lights are off."
"Well Harry, uhhh, hmmm, ummm, Flaberjiget!"
"What?"
"Well it's nothing to you, but, it's just that, okay, here's the secret, I've been looking for a bigger house to move to because all of my gazmos and gidgets are taking up all the room in my house. I mean ALL of the room, I have to shovel a path just to get to the bathroom, that's not even the outside of the house, I'm talking about the inside too!"
"Well couldn't you just magically expand it or add more rooms?" "You know, Harry, you ask too many questions. And do you want to know something else?"
"No."
"Well, to bad. You should always be sincere, even if you don't mean it."
"Whatever."
"Well, in we go!"
No end note this week, we're very busy.