Deidara: OK! In this chapter there's a new character coming in…
Sasori: Joy.
Deidara: Sasori-danna! Be nice! She has an American name but she is a ninja.
Me: The reason I add a lot of people with English names is I don't know a lot of Japanese names. So for the record I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.Enjoy!!!!!
WARNING: graphic descriptions!
"They bleed from the spot a guy puts their dicks. A pad you put on your underwear so the blood doesn't go all over everything and they sometimes have wings that keep it in place. A tampon is like a dick. It goes in the same place and is shaped like one and it comes in all kinds of sizes," Sakura explained really hating going into description like that.
"What size do you use," Deidara asked not realizing how wrong the question was.
"Too personal! Now... Hidan truth or dare?" Sakura asked innocently.
"Dare," Hidan said not realizing he just set himself up.
"I dare you to... masturbate! Right here in front of all of us!" Sakura said making everyone's eye twitch.
"You f-ing bitch!" Hidan yelled angrily.
"It was a dare. Right daddy?" Sakura asked Leader innocently.
"Sure...," Leader answered unsure of what else he could say.
"f-," Hidan started cursing profanities as the parental block came on.
"Look at the deer. A peaceful creature.." An announcer stated as the cursing came to a stop at the Akatsuki base.
"Fine!" Hidan yelled as he started to masturbate," OK, Sakura, truth or dare?" Hidan asked Sakura getting ready to get back at her for that dare she gave him.
"Dare," Sakura stated knowing she had to say because she promised she would but afraid of what would happen.
"I dare you to kiss Jess," Hidan said evilly.
"Who?" Sakura asked very confused.
"Jessica. She got here the same way you did," Hidan explained.
"Custody war? How old is she? Who's her father?" Sakura started asking a lot of questions because she was glad she wasn't the only girl anymore.
"She came here when she was 8. She's now 14 and really rebellious and she came here because she had nowhere to go," Kakazu informed like it was text book material.
"Who's she related to?" Sakura asked really interested now.
"Her father, Sasori," Kakazu answered.
"He has a daughter? Wow," Sakura said surprised he had a daughter because he doesn't seem like the father type then again neither does her father.
"And here is our drama queen right now! You're late. I told you to be home an hour ago," Sasori warned his daughter.
f off. I was busy," Jessica cursed.
Watch your mouth. I'll punish you," Sasori threatened his daughter.
"It'll be like the fourteenth time that you've punished her this week!" Kisame said counting in his head how many times Sasori punished her.
"She is sooo cool," Sakura said in awe.
"Sakura, if you start acting like her I will hurt you," Leader threatened his daughter.
"Hai, hai," Sakura said.
"Hey! What's your name?" Jessica asked in an excited manor.
"Sakura," Sakura said happily.
"Mine's Jessica. You can call me Jess or Jesse," Jessica said enthusiastically.
"OK, hey what rank were you when you left your village...I mean you seem strong," Sakura said totally interested in what rank she was.
"Jonin, you?" Jessica said in a calmer manor.
"ANBU Black Op, but you were a Jonin at 8?!!!?" Sakura said in astonishment.
"Yeah," Jessica said as she smiled.
"I've never seen you smile, yeah," Deidara said wondering why she would start smiling.
"Nothing to smile about. I'm stuck with you guys," Jessica said coldly.
"The dare," Hidan said as he nudged Sakura with his elbow.
"What dare?" Jessica asked confused.
"Fine. Gomen nasai, Jess," Sakura said hoping they'd still be friends after this.
"Huh?" Jessica wonders out loud but before she can get another syllable in Sakura kisses her.
"French!" Deidara yells wanting to see some more girl on girl action.
"Uh... I'm going to my room. Wake me at 8 AM tomorrow. Bye!" Jessica says catching her breath and then dashes off.
"Weird...," Deidara says wondering what would cause her to act like that.
"She never acts like that," Sasori put in wondering what was wrong with his daughter.
"Oh my Gosh!" Sakura yells causing the guys to look at her instead of where Jessica was standing.
Cliff hanger! haha! OK, my name may be Jessica but most things that happen in here I would never do except for the cussing and in the next chapter the huge description is my dream room. So thanks for reviewing it makes writing easier when all of you give suggestions.