Chapter ten: Dogs that love cats.

Shino woke up to find another person in his bed. He realized that it was none other than Kiba's sister Inuzuka Hana. She hadn't seen his eyes and he didn't want her to believing that it would drive her away. What he didn't know was that she was constantly trying to see his eyes and started to enter his bed, hoping to see him when he woke up. She always took his shades off because he would wear them to bed and they constantly interfered with her goals. Hana wouldn't do something like take them off and stomp on them like she once heard her brother Kiba do. The only problem was that he always woke up before her, but she had come to love it because he would always make breakfast for her. (By the way minor note from the author. Hana and Shino are not ten years older in fact I believe they are three year older than Kiba and the rest.)

"When did you get here," asked Shino after putting on his glasses. "Did you get a vacation from the Hokage?"

"My brother received a wedding invitation and so did you," said Hana. "Kiba's bringing his girlfriend to the wedding and I thought I'd be your date."

"That sounds good," said Shino. He'd forgotten that Keiji had already had everything prepared before hand since he knew that Anko would say yes. He also knew that he could use the honeymoon as an excuse to lengthen the trip. "Should we have breakfast or should we just lay here in bed."

"I want to stay in bed, but I think I want to do something else than lie down," said Hana with a seductive ring in her voice.

Shino was already half way there, kissing her on the lips and unbuttoning her pajama shirt. He kissed her stomach and moved down towards her navel. His tongue licked all around it causing her to moan. He then removed her pajama bottoms looking at her silken baby blue panties. He loved it more when she had red panties because he felt like it went with her personality and made their sex wilder. Shino was an entirely different person when they had sex. All images of him being the silent type were shattered when they made love. He had ripped her panties off the first two times they'd had sex, which had surprised her to no end. Before he actually entered her he removed her bra and played with her breasts, licking each tip. He had just entered her when the door opened and whom would you believe just happened to enter the room, but Kiba.

Kiba's expression at seeing his sister in bed with another man, his teammate, while they were going at it, was pure and utter shock with a dash of disturbed. Shino and Hana looked at Kiba, who had gone blind momentarily, walk out of the room shuddering and rambling gibberis.

"Do you think I should go take a look at him," asked Hana.

"I think your presence might cause him to remember this," said Shino. "The most logical thing is to finish and see if we could get Keiji or Kurenai to help him forget this."

"I guess it sound logical," said Hana. "Now where were we exactly?"

Naruto and Hinata were chatting with Kiba's new girlfriend, Nishino, when they saw Kiba stumbling down the stairs dazed and running into any and everything. At first Naruto waited to see what would happen next, but when Hinata voiced her concern, Naruto decided to help his friend. After Kiba was restrained to a chair for his own safety, Naruto called Keiji and brought him down to check on Kiba.

"What happened to him," asked NAruto. "Was he hit with a genjutsu or something?"

"No he saw his sister and Shino having sex," replied Keiji. "I heard moaning from Shino's room and I knew that Kiba's sister got in last night."

"How do you where people are and stuff," asked Naruto. "You're the only one to be able to notice me when I'm sneaking. I was able to use a jutsu to hide myself from Neiji's byakugan."

"His eye is derived from the eyes of the Okami," answered Keiji. "His sight can't be compared to mine. Even the Sharingan is powerless against my eye in any form. What you used against Neiji was a regular jutsu that, even though it's a high level, doesn't pull the wall over my eyes. The Kyuubi, being the prankster that foxes are, developed a jutsu to do just that. I've never had it tested against my eye, but I think it should work, but since it's a genjutsu I can just cast release constantly at no cost of chakra. Let's face it, you can't catch me in my intimate moments you sick freak."

"Oh please like you're the best," said Naruto. "And I've seen Anko naked before and she has nothing on Hinata. Also she makes the cutest sounds when we make love."

Hinata, blushing furiously, punched Naruto on the back of the head and shouted, "baka" as she stormed off. Naruto realized how bad he had just fucked up with Hinata. He spent the good part of the hour pacing around the room trying to figure out what to do to mend his relationship with Hinata. Anko had walked down and saw the puzzling sight of Naruto pacing across the floor of the cabin.

"What the hell is going on," asked Anko.

"Naruto said some things that he shouldn't have," said Keiji. "It started when Kiba saw his sister and Shino getting it on. The kid was so disturbed that he lost all his vision and equilibrium. Naruto and Hinata were chatting dog boy's girlfriend when he came down the stairs, nearly falling down and breaking his neck. They came and got me, but I knew everything all ready which amazed Naruto and he asked me how I knew. I told him that it was because of my right eye and that he wouldn't be able to try to sneak while we're having sex. He shot back by saying that your body wasn't special compared with Hinata and then made a comment about the cute noises she makes when they have sex. She was pissed to say the least."

"Baka," said Anko shaking her head. "My body could trump any other woman, but that's beside the point. He should know what not to say and at what time to say certain things. These mistakes have broken relationships forever."

Naruto paled at these words and asked, "Are you serious?"

"It's a proven fact," said Temari who walked down the stairs with Shikamaur. She was leaning on to him uncharacteristically.

"Did you guys have that problem," asked Naruto.

"Actually they just heated up their relationship last night," said Keiji while reading the paper in the famous Kakashi style.

"What do you mean by that," said the couple together.

"As I recall, I heard moans from a bed room and someone saying, 'so troublesome,'" said Keiji. "Now the only people not getting any are Chouji, Ino, Neiji, Tenten, Kiba, his girlfriend, and Rock Lee."

"What about Kankuro," asked Gaara, who had appeared out of virtually nowhere. It was obvious that he had just teleported himself and his girlfriend into the room indicated by the sand on the floor.

"I don't think we want to no," said Kakashi coming down the stairs followed by Kurenai, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Rock Lee, and Might Gai.

"What are you guy's doing over here," asked NAruto.

"We had a toast at the success with the sound village," replied Tsunade. "Gai brought Rock Lee for some reason."

She turned around to look and they were hugging with the sun set in the background. It was ten in the morning and once again, they were inside. Where in the hell do they get that damn sunrise and is it me or is that hug getting tighter each time, thought Tsunade. Everyone else sweat dropped and Keiji felt that it had a deeper creepy meaning which he didn't want to know.

"Anyway we have come to help with your problem," said Jiraiya. "Well actually only me, the rest came for breakfast which Keiji was supposed to make."

"Well why don't we celebrate Kakashi being on time for something without being tricked," said Keiji.

"But what about my problem," aksed Naruto. "I can't get help from ero-senin, he doesn't know anything about romance."

"Well we would normally care, but Jiraiya can be knowledgeable about these things sometimes."

"Alright ero-senin, what do you think I should do," asked NAruto with hope in his eyes.

Jiraiya was tempted to crush that hope, but he was so sure that Tsunade would crush him so that option was out of the question. He thought about all the relationships he'd ever been in, the both of them, and felt that he had the answer in his experience with Tsunade.

"Look kid, just tell her how sorry you are and how much your hurt that they're hurt," said Jiraiya. "Tell her how you wanted to say that because you don't want her to go."

"Are you sure," asked Naruto. He still didn't trust the perverted sanin, but it was the only help he could get.

"If you want to wing it by yourself then good luck," said Jiraiya walking off.

Naruto searched everywhere on the beach, looking for Hinata. After two hours he was afraid that she might have gone back home, but realized how stupid that sounded. It was just fear of loosing everything good in his life that was eating away at the back of his mind. His stomach growled and he tried to ignore it at first, but it made it clear that it wouldn't be ignored. Luckily for Naruto, there was a restaurant only a block away. He staggered inside and sat at the bar. After realizing that he wasn't at a table, Naruto looked for a table and saw Hinata sitting by herself in a booth. Joy flooded through him as he walked up to her table and just stood there. Hinata noticed him standing there smiling at her and decided that she was still a bit mad at him.

"What do you want Narato," said Hinata, leaving out the –kun.

"I was wondering if I could sit here Hinata-chan," said Naruto. "I wanted to apologize to you Hinata-chan. I'm sorry for embarrassing you and even though I can't guarantee that it won't happen again, I will try to make sure it never happens again. I don't want to lose you because you are everything that's good in my life."

"Sure you can sit here Naruto-kun," said Hinata. "Just try not to make a habit of saying things like that. It's embarrassing when you try to cmpare me to more beautiful women."

"Hinata there is no one who can top you," said Naruto. "They may think they do, but they ruin it with self confidence while you don't try to be to beautiful, you just try to be you. I love that about you."

The to split an omelet while they talked about how to help Kiba and what they should wear to the summer festival.

Shikamaru sighed as Temari, who always acted like a kid when she went to summer festivals, dragged him to different booths. They both wore grey kimonos, an idea that was suggested (forced) by Temari. Naruto and Hinata both wore black kimonos with silver designs on them with a spiral right between the shoulder blades. Keiji an Anko wore kimonos similar to the young couple, but had red designs instead of silver. Sasuke and Sakura wore kimonos with the Uchiha crest on them. Neiji and Tenten however, didn't wear similar colors. The biggest surprise was Tsunade and Jiraiya wearing the same blue kimonos while walking together.

"When did this happen," asked Naruto. Everyone else had resisted the urge except for Kiba who wasn't paying attention at all.

"He can be quite charming when he's not being a pervert," admitted Tsunade. "He promised to stop peeking into the women's onsen again."

"Don't worry I have enough research for a life time," said Jiraiya, much to the relief of Kakashi and Keiji, both being avid fans of the series.

Everyone was out having fun with his or her someone special, save for Kankuro who was trying to find someone special. Hinata and Naruto decided to let out sparklers. This gave Hinata her first idea for a prank. She placed a sparkler near Naruto when he was squatting down with a sparkler. When the sparkler went off, Naruto disappeared in smoke and reappeared behind Hinata and grabbed her from behind. She screamed in surprise and turn to see a laughing Naruto. She smacked him on the head, but started to laugh. They looked up at the fireworks exploding in the sky and then looked into each other's eyes as they kissed.