Deidara: I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothas can't deny. And when a girl walks in wit an ity biddy waste and a round thing in ya face you get sprung!

Sasori: Idiot…

Me: Sasori-kun, be nice. It's just a phase. It'll pass.

Sasori: Maybe…

Deidara: Hey, yeah! Stop talking about me behind my back, yeah!

Me: Sorry, Deidara-san.

Deidara: -san? What happened to –kun?

Me: I'm with Sasori! Sorry… but hello! He's a great kisser!!!! (Sasori + author kiss for a very long time)

Deidara: Uh… guys… who's gonna give the disclaimer and you're not listening to me, yeah. You're sucking face.

Kakazu: I'll give the disclaimer! The author does not own Naruto or any of the characters. Now Deidara, you owe me 10 bucks for saying that.

Deidara: NO! You only said 11 words!!!!

Kakazu: Then 11 bucks…

Deidara: No!!!!!!!!!

"What?" Deidara asked wondering what the oh my gosh was for.

"No-Nothing. Lets go to sleep Night!" Sakura said as she fell asleep on the couch.

"She's hiding something," Deiara said as they all went to sleep.

8AM Jessica's Door

"Hidan!!!" Deidara yelled from the hallway outside of Jessica's room.

"What?" Hidan answered coming into the hall.

"I've never been in Jessica's room," Deidara said nervously.

"Just go in," Hidan said wanting to get back to worshipping Jashen-sama.

"But what if it's as scary as she is? Hm?" Deidara asked mentally mortified of going in there.

"I'll go in with you," Hidan said thinking Deidara was a baby as they opened the door.

"What the-" Deidara began looking around the room and his eyes landing on the sleeping figure of his partners daughter.

Jessica giggles in her sleep and says," Don't worry. We'll have fun. Stop that. It tickles Grrr..."

"She sleep talks about sex! But her room's scarier than Itachi's, though.

Jessica's room had a twin sized bed with a repeated skull and cross bone print on the comforter and pillow cases. All four walls were painted black with posters of My Chemical Romance, AFI, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Panic! at the Disco, and Jack Off Jill on them. There was a skull and cross bone rug in the center of the room. There was a black vanity in the left hand corner of the room with black nail polish, black mascara, black eyeliner, black lipstick, and blush on it. Right next to the vanity was a black bookshelf with books on jutsus, curses, witches, voodoo, and superstitions on it. On top of the bookshelf were CDs and a CD player. The CD player was black with white hearts on it. (AN: surprised it's not skull and cross bone?) She had CDs that matched her posters add some like Pussycat Dolls, Three Days Grace, Godsmack, and Fallout Boy. On the wall parallel to the wall her bed was on was a black desk with school reports that all had A+ on them. There was some lotion, tissues, and a small statue of Jesus. (Deidara's POV: she's religious like Hidan...Great) Above that on the wall was a bulletin board with a calendar that was black and every month had a different band on the picture says Deidara who was flipping through it. Also, on the bulletin board were lyrics and poems she wrote...all too depressing. In her closet there was a lot of fishnet that went under her skirts that could be mistaken for strapless bras because of how short they were. Also in the closet were punk T-shirts and a body piercing set. At the top of the closet on a shelf was a small box that was red and it had of collection of over 200 sex bracelets though Deidara and Hidan didn't know that's what they were called yet.

"You're right. It's f-ing scary!" Hidan said amazed at how dark her room was.

"Can we leave?" Deidara asked slowly backing up.

"No, go wake her up," Hidan commanded hoping he'd actually wake her so he didn't have to.

"Fine," Deidara said as he went over to Jessica and shakes her gently."Jessica. Jessica. Wake up."

Jessica bolted up and screamed,"Hentai! Oh Deidara. Why are you in my room?" Jessica asked almost about to call him a hentai again but this time would actually mean it.

"You said to wake you up at 8. It's 8:05," Deidara said really wanting to just leave her room.

"Great! Thanks! Can you let me change?" Jessica said in a softer tone.

Hope you like this chapter! Do you think the room sounds scary?

Hentai- pervert