Me: Hello people! Today I have no clue where any of the Akatsuki are but they are evil!!!! They ruined my perfect skin! (Fake tears) No, I'm just kidding but they did break my arm almost off of the rest of my body. Now it's in a sling.

Sakura: Hey!

Me: Yo. Saku-chan!! Can you give the disclaimer?

Sakura: Sure but what happened to you?

Me: Um… I made Itachi mad. He broke my arm and Sasori and Deidara tried to stop him. It was funny seeing three grown men fighting like that.

Sakura: I'm sure it was…

Me: Moooooo!!!!

Sakura: Why'd you 'moooooo'?

Me: I read this fan fiction where Itachi mooed a lot and it was hilarious so now I do it.

Sakura: Aa.

Me: Don't you start that too! Itachi does it!

Sakura: Fine. Hn.

Me: New phrase! Itachi also says that! It drives me insane!

Sakura: I thought you were already there.

Me: Just say the disclaimer…

Sakura: Right. The author does not and will not own any of the characters in the hit TV show Naruto. That's Masashi Kishimoto's show which is totally awesome by the way.

Me: Thank you… Now on with the story!!!

In the kitchen;Breakfast

"Ohayo, Sakura-chan!" Jessica said enthusiastically.

"Ohayo, Jesse-chan!" Sakura greeted her new friend.

"Let me make you breakfast. What cha want?" Jessica asked Sakura getting ready to cook.

"Ano... you don't have to," Sakura said shyly.

"C'mon. It's the least I can do for the only other girl here. Besides, I heard Itachi is your shadow. I'd say stalker but that's just me," Jessica said trying to make Itachi mad.

"Yeah...I'll have waffles," Sakura said giggling.

"Blueberry, chocolate chip, or strawberry? You could have plain, though," Jessica offered getting a waffle iron out.

"Are these homemade?" Sakura asked looking at the pan.

"Yup! Fresh! I'll start cooking," Jessica said proudly.

"Strawberry, please," Sakura said politely.

"Okey!!! Aw... Itachi's sulking in the corner," Jessica said meanly.

"Jessica, stop trying to pick a fight with Itachi," Sasori said to his daughter hoping she'd listen... for once.

"Oi! Jessica! Make us some waffles too, yeah!!!" Deidara yelled from the other room.

"Make them yourself!" Jessica yelled back to him spitefully.

"You're cooking!" Deidara yelled back to her.

"Only for Sakura-chan and I. Now bug off," Sakura informed.

"Hey, Jessica! You're style is awesome!" Sakura said looking at what Jessica was wearing.

"I made it myself since the BOD won't let me buy anything shorter than my knees," Jessica said to Sakura.

"BOD? What's that?" Deidara asked really starting to hate new teenage lingo.

"Baka. Sakura-chan, answer that," Jessica said like it was the easiest thing in the world.

"It means Bank of Daddy," Sakura answered like it was out of a text book.

"Correct!" Jessica cheered.

"I really like the fishnet, too!" Sakura said looking at the fishnet on her legs and arms.

"Like my friend , Haley says 'you're not a true ninja without fishnet'," Jessica said in admiration.

"Cool," Sakura said thinking she needed fishnet also.

"Oh, D-dogg!" Jessica said to her father quite rudely.

"I don't respond to that," Sasori informed his daughter.

"Whatever, D. I need you to sign this," Jessica said skipping saying dogg and handing him a slip of pink paper.

"You got into another fight? I sent you to a normal middle school to learn and get a better attitude. Not to get into trouble," Sasori started lecturing his daughter.

"Blah, blah, blah. You give this speech every morning. Please sign it. Oh and I need 50 bucks to shop after school," Jessica said not really caring what her father was saying.

"No, work for the money. I signed the slip, though," Sasori said trying to get off of the subject of money.

"But shopping!!!" Jessica yelled desperately.

"Work for it," Sasori said as he smirked.

"I'll whore myself off then!" Jessica yelled angrily just trying to spite her father.

"She said the wrong thing," Deidara whispered to the other guys and Sakura.

"Jessica, I don't care how old you are I'll still take you over my knee. Now apoligize and promise you won't whore yourself off to some creep," Sasori said keeping his anger in check.

"Sorry, Dad. I promise I won't whore myself off," Jessica said as she rolled her eyes.

"Good. Now go to school," Sasori said as she nodded and left.

"It surprises me that she makes A+'s on everything," Deidara said looking at the door where Jessica just left.

"Oh yeah. With all the fighting she does at school," Hidan said wondering how she fought more than them.

"You know these waffles are really good!" Sakura said jumping back into the conversation.

Deidara sweatdropped and said, "So random, ya know, yeah?" Sakura just shrugged.

ohayo- good morning

baka- idiot

This was a weird chapter but just so everyone knows I'M UPLOADING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!! Thank you for reading.