Me: Hello peeps!
Sasori: Try not to use the teenage words you use.
Me: I can say whatever I feel like saying, home dogg!
Deidara: Hey guys! What's going on?
Me: Just chillin
Deidara: Weird…
Sasori: You get her to stop talking like that.
Deidara: Why me? She's yours! (Smirks)
Me: I belong to nobody!!!
Itachi: Let me handle this…
Sasori: If you can.
Deidara: Go for it!
Me: BIO!!!!!!!!!!
Sasori: What?
Me: It means bring it on… doy!
Itachi: Jessica.
Me: Yes, Itachi-sama…
Deidara: How did you do that?
Itachi: Easy. She listens to me.
Sakura: Well that was interesting and all but the author also known as Jessica does not own Naruto or any of the characters!
12AM; Living Room
"Sasori-danna, please stop pacing, yeah" Deidara said looking at his partner pace a hole into the floor.
"It's 2 hours past curfew! If she comes back alive she's dead!" Sasori said through his worry.
"Take a chill pill, S-dogg," Sakura said also watching him pace a hole into the floor.
"Sakura, your father won't appreciate you acting like her," Itachi said to Sakura.
"Do I look like I care," Sakura asked putting in some sass.
3 Hours Later; 3AM
(creak; tiptoe; tiptoe; squeak)
"Where were you, Jessica?" Sasori asked his daughter anger evident in his voice.
"Eep! Don't scare me like that!" Jessica yelled touching her heart like she almost had a heart attack.
"Where were you?" Sasori asked again trying really hard not to hurt his daughter.
"Out," Jessica answered trying to not give him a direct answer.
"With?" Sasori asked determined to get her to tell him what he already knew because he wanted to see how long she'd avoid the question or lie.
"Friends," Jessica answered plainly.
"Who?" Sasori asked again getting very impatient with her one word answers that really don't answer the question.
"Alex, Hale, and Nike," Jessica answered. Ah! He was finally getting somewhere.
"Where?" Sasori asked already guessing she was going to lie.
"Uh... the mall... That's right the mall!" Jessica lied very pitifully.
"You usually come home with something. So try again. Unless you want to stick with story," Sasori said trying to trick his daughter into telling him exactly where she was.
"I had no money," Jessica said and that Sasori believed but he still knew she wasn't at the mall.
"And yet you're wasted. Care to explain?" Sasori asked tired of toying with her since he wasn't going to get anywhere and he was getting impatient with her.
"Alright! I was at the bar! Happy now?" Jessica yelled finally giving in.
"Jessica, go to your room. We'll talk about this tomorrow," Sasori said showing his anger once more.
"Yes, sir," Jessica grumbles as she leaves the room.
"What are you going to do, Sasori-dannagetting into a fetal ?" Deidara asks from his place on the couch where he saw the whole show.
"I'm not sure," Sasori said truthfully because he could torture a spy to get information but he couldn't up and torture his daughter...
"Well one thing. I'm not going into her room again, yeah," Deidara said shivering at the thought.
"So you're scared of a room?" Sasori asked his partner smirking at the thought.
"Uh-huh," Deidara said getting into a fetal position.
"Someone knock Sakura out," Itachi said in despair.
"You're no fun. I'm not tired! Now let me do your hair!" Sakura pouted.
"No, unless you want to loose that arm," Itachi threatened.
"Oh yeah! That reminds me! Sakura, the other night when you did the dare to kiss Jessica what was the 'oh my gosh' for?" Deidara asked very confused and trying to put the pieces together but he was too much of an idiot too.
"Uh... I can't tell you," Sakura said quietly.
"Leader-sama, you need something?" Itachi asked seeing as the Leader just came down from his office.
"Sakura, you've been good so far so you're ungrounded just don't leave without telling someone and until you get a feel for the place leave with someone," Leader explained to his daughter.
"Thank you, Daddy! May I go talk to Jesse-chan for a few minutes?" Sakura asked as she ran and hugged her father.
"It's up to Sasori. After all she is his daughter," Leader said looking towards Sasori.
"Fine," Sasori said not really caring at the moment.
(knock knock knock)
"Who is it?" Answered Jessica's voice from behind her door.
"Sakura," Sakura said simply.
"Sakura-chan? Come in!" Jessica cheered.
"Arigatoo," Sakura said as she walked in and closed the door behind her.
arigatoo- thank you
Nike- nickname for Nicole
danna- master