Dumbledore's Secrets
Secret 8: Dang Frisbees
When Harry saw Hermione come down the stairs, he ran over and gave her a big smooch on the cheek, I mean huuuge! This smooch was so big she almost drowned. Of course, this was right on front of Ron.- Just kidding, actually, they snogged each other, there is a difference you know.------------------Then Ron's fantasy ended. "Oh, better not let Harry and Hermione know that I've been having weirdo fantasies about them." Ron said to himself. Dumbledore, who had been using legilimency on Ron (for reasons unknown to us) had seen this fantasy and brought it to the light of the world that he himself couldn't kiss.
"But why did you all-of-a-sudden decide to tell us this?" asked Hermione.
"Because I'm old and I'm so used to hiding everything that I don't feel like keeping this a secret anymore. Oh, and also, I was bored and there was a quiet spell going around, you know, where everyone is quiet."
"Actually," started Harry "we were all talking and greeting each other, it definitely wasn't quiet in here."
"Oh, well, uhh, let's just go with I'm old then. Heh, heh, heh..."
"You never told us why you can't kiss." Said Ron
"Well Ron," started Dumbledore "A few years after I got my scar, in 1600, it was, ah yes, it was 1702, and I was playing Frisbee with my dog Gerard-Alfonso-Feldman. When I threw the Frisbee I was thinking to myself: What a funnily shaped Frisbee (for it looked like an "L".)( Now obviously this points to the fact that this wasn't a frisbee, but a boomerang.) Ah, oh well, oh well, oh well, OH WELL (he was practically screaming now) ---"
"Dumbledore, stop it!" Mrs. Weasley yelled over him.
"Okay, now where was I?" Dumbledore went on as if there hadn't been any interruptions. "Ah, yes, the Frisbee came back and knocked out me and my teeth. In the last few seconds of consciousness I remember everything being purple, hmm…." Dumbledore, again, went deep into thought. "Well, I really ought to be going now." He said after a few seconds.
"But wait!" started Mrs. Weasley "Okay, BIG news everyone, Fleur Delacour, remember her? Well, she's marrying Bill next summer! Yay!"
"Mom, you've already told everyone this. Harry's the only one who doesn't know.
"Yay! Someone new every time!" she said happily.
"Anyway," said Dumbledore "I wanna know something that I think you might be able to answer, Harry.-Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?"
Strange ending huh? Well, we might just answer this sometime in the near future.
We wanted to give you a break after our past 3 extremely loooong episodes. See ya soon!