Deidara: Knock knock!
Sasori: Oh joy another joke…
Me: Who's there?
Deidara: Ima
Me: Ima who?
Deidara: Ima flirt!!!!!
Sasori: Back to this eh?
Deidara: What? I like that song!!!!
Me: Ohh ohh! Guess the song I'm singing!
Deidara: Go for it! I know every song that your little mind knows!
Me: I resent that! (Singing) I'm gonna make you bend and break. It sends you to me without wait. Say a prayer but let good times roll. In case God doesn't show let the good times roll, let the good times roll and I want these words to make things right but it's the wrongs that make the words come to life. Who does he think he is? If that's the worst you've got, better put your fingers back to the keys (stops singing) Well what song, genius?
Sasori: Deidara, by saying she has a little mind you set yourself up.
Deidara: Um… I know this song!
Sasori: No you don't. You just don't want to be shown up.
Deidara: No, that's not true. I don't want to be shown up by a GIRL!!!!
Me: Screw you! Sexist!!!! The song was Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fallout Boy! Idiot!
Sakura: What's going on?
Me: Deidara's a sexist!
Sakura: Wow…
Deidara: No, I'm not!
Me: Sure, Mr. I just don't want to be shown up by a GIRL!
Sakura: Um… I'm gonna leave her be but the author doesn't own Naruto or any of the characters. If she did it'd be a perverted show on adult swim…
"Yeah! What are you, un?" Deidara asked enthusiastically.
"Promise me you won't think any less or differently of me. Please," Jessica said looking at them with puppy dog eyes and her father thought he saw hope also in her eyes but it was gone as fast as he saw it so he wasn't sure.
"Uh...we promise," Deidara said unsure of this since she was making such a big deal of it.
"You going to say it or not?" Leader said entering the room for the first time through this whole fiasco.
"Fine. I'm a...a...," Jessica started but she couldn't form the words. She felt so ashamed. (AN: It's really sad if people make you feel ashamed of yourself because of what you are. You should be able to say what you are with no judgment.)
"I'm not very patient," Sasori said and she realized he would hurt her again if she didn't say it soon.
"I'malesbianHappy?" Sakura said in one breath.
"Can you say that slower and clearer?" Sasori asked with the implied meaning you better say it slower and clearer or else and she didn't want to think of the or else.
"I'm as in me a lesbian as in likes girls," Jessica explained as if they were retarded.
"Uh...," Deidara said unable to find any other words in his oh so small vocabulary. (AN: sorry Deidara fans for dissing him... I'm a Deidara fan too but it doesn't mean I can't make fun of him from time to time)
"Me too!" Sakura said trying to break the ice.
"Sakura?" Leader questioned in a tone she couldn't place. It wasn't anger or happiness and it definitely wasn't his work tone.
"What? I'm just kidding. I just had to break the silence," Sakura said sheepishly.
"We don't think any different of you but it's still wrong to stay out until 3 doing God knows what with some girl," Sasori explained while he rubbed his temples.
"So are you and Sakura dating because you only smile when she's around," Deidara asked stupidly missing the part where Sakura said just kidding.
"You baka, I said I was kidding!" Sakura said wondering how he lives with such a small brain. (AN: again... sorry Deidara fans he's just fun to mess with)
"Here," Sasori said as he untied Jessica and helped her up.
"Hey, can Sakura and I go to the gothic pub?" Jessica asked her father giving him the cutest expression she could muster up being in a lot of pain still.
"And that is?" Deidara asked not really grasping the meaning of a 'gothic pub.'
"A place you share poems about your feelings," Jessica answered examining her nails.
"Sure, be back by noon," Leader said looking at Jessica the whole time he said the time.
"Don't look at me!" Jessica said offended that they didn't trust her yet.
at the pub
"OK! My friends will be here in a few minutes but do you have a poem we can say together?" Jessica asked remembering she didn't bring poetry with her today.
"Hai," Sakura said remembering she still had her poem she wrote with Ino in her pocket.
"Great! How about you find us a seat and order drinks and I'll go sign us up?" Jessica asked Sakura.
"Sure...," Sakura answered a very energetic Jessica.
"Be back in a few!" Jessica said as she went to sign them up to say a poem.
a few minutes later
"OK, we're going up there in a few," Jessica told Sakura who had a table and drinks.
"Great!" Sakura said since this was her first time at a gothic pub.
"Jessica! Hey how are you?" A girl whose name is Alex called out to her friend in the crowd
"Fine, fine. Where's Haley, Nike, and Ariel?" Jessica asked since all her friends were suppose to be with Alex.
"Parking lot fight. Haley's reffing," Alex replied.
"LOL, when will they be done?" Jessica asked putting in some IM talk.
"IDK," Alex replied sighing.
"You all talk in instant messenger?" Sakura asked thinking that would be kind of difficult.
"Hai, to become one of us you have to, too," Jessica said looking at Sakura as if to say you in?
"I'm in," Sakura answered thinking it would be nice to have friends she can hang out with.
"Hey, Ariel won," Haley said coming in and sitting down with her friends.
"Yo, drama queen!" Nicole yelled to Jessica in a gangster manor.
"Hey! We've got a newbie," Jessica said making sure all of the girls heard her since it was a bit loud.
"Lets test her. The first test we'll some IMs and you tell us what they mean," Ariel said trying to explain the rules in a short amount of time.
"We'll go in a circle. Starting with Alex then Nicole, me, Haley, and Ariel. K?" Jessica said as Sakura nodded.