Kisame: Baby Balooga in the deep blue sea…
Deidara: Shut it, fish-face, yeah!
Kisame: You shut it, transvestite!
Sasori: Spare me.
Deidara: Be quiet, Danna! We're fighting!
Sasori: Idiot.
Deidara: Here's a better song, (Singing:) You've been hit by… you've been struck by a smooth criminal.
Kisame: You're not smooth! You blow things up when you leave! Everyone knows you were there!
Sasori: SHUT UP!!!!! (silence) Thank you.
Kisame: Um… the author does not own Naruto or any of the characters. That is all.
"Lets start this thing! 2mi," Alex began with the first IM.
"too much information," Sakura answered easily.
"btw," Nicole said looking directly at Sakura.
"by the way," Sakura answered a little intimidated by Nicole's stare even though Nicole was younger than her she could stare down anything she wanted to.
"b/w," Jessica said trying to get Nicole to stop staring at Sakura but was failing miserably.
"between," Sakura said remembering all her conversations with Ino and the girls.
"cya," Haley said not wanting to go with one of the hard ones to make it easier on their new friend.
"see you," Sakura answered looking at the table trying to get away from the intense look of Nicole.
"g2g," Ariel said also trying to get Nicole to stop staring at Sakura and it worked.
"got to go or good to go," Sakura answered with a little more confidence.
"OK, next thing is a conversation," Jessica said examining her nails.
"HAYS?" (how are you, Sakura?) Haley asked starting the conversation.
"G2G!" (good to go!) Sakura answered happily.
"MBODHC," (My bank of daddy has closed.) Jessica answered sadly.
"ON!" (oh no!) Haley said with compassion.
"SIYPG?" (Sakura is your poem good?) Jessica asked remembering they would go on anytime.
"IDK," (I don't know.) Sakura said truthfully not knowing if they'd like it.
"SIAB," (Sakura is a bitch.) Ariel said wanting to make some trouble.
"IKURBWAI?" (I know you are but what am I?) Sakura said putting her hands on her hips.
"SD4YM," (Save the drama for yo mama) Nicole said making sure no one would fight.
"The next poets are Jessica and Sakura," an announcer said into the microphone on the stage.
"LYLAS!" (Love ya like a sis!) Jessica said to her friends as she got up to go on stage.
"LYMTLI!" (Love ya more than life itself!) Haley retorted.
"Hello everyone! This poem's called 'Tragedy'," Jessica said once she got on stage. (AN: I made up the poem to go with the story)
Sakura: I'm like a puppet and Sasuke's my puppeteer. He chooses my path. He makes my every move.
Jessica: He breaks me. He chooses my emotions. He forces me to be happy laugh and to cry.
Sakura: He took my everything. My best friend. My fiance.
Jessica: My ANBU Squad. My virginity and innocence. He breaks me.
Sakura: He bends me to his will. He went searching for power. Then I face him in battle.
Jessica: He's changed. Then he killed my squad. He killed my rescue team after he had me for his own.
Sakura: Ino, Naruto, Tenten, even Neji. Gomen. I try to escape. He catches me.
Jessica: Chains me to a wall and whips me until I cry. He keeps me on a leash.
Sakura: I want to die. He says come; I come. He says scream; I scream.
Jessica: I'm a dog-like living puppet. He never says puppet. He says play thing.
Sakura: Sex toy or weakling. I'm afraid to sleep.
Jessica: I'm afraid to eat. I'm afraid to eat. I'm afraid to drink. I'm afraid of moving.
Sakura: But most of all I'm afraid of Sasuke. He treats me like a dog.
Jessica: Sit, come, stay, heel. Play dead and jump. I do it all.
Sakura: He'll rape me everyday adn everytime I scream. I know he now has Mongekyo.
Jessica: So I just scream, thrash, kick, and cry but I don't look him in the eye.
Sakura: My name is Sakura. and that's how I am like a puppet and Sasuke's my puppeteer. They finished the poem as the audience snaps for them and they say, "Thank you!" After that they both leave the stage.
"YGG!" (You go, girl!) Haley said to Jessica as she came back to the table.
"TUVM," (Thank you very much.) Jessica said proudly.
"Ah!" Sakura screamed looking at her watch.
"WTM?" (What's the matter?) Jessica asked concerned.
"WL!" (We're late!) Sakura yelled in a panic.
"We said we'd BBA12P!" (be back at 12 PM!) Jessica exclaimed to her friends.
"IJFOOMCLSIMNAM!" (I just fell off of my chair laughing so I might need a minute!) Ariel said as she got off of the floor.
"LSHIAPAL!" (Laughing so hard, I almost peed a little!) Alex excalimed stiffling her laughing.
This was a weird one but I just watched Bring It On... yes a cheerleader movie. I'm not sure whick one because there's Bring It On, Bring It On: All or Nothing, and Bring It On Again. (I think...) They use IM talk all the time. Not just when they're on instant messenger so I though it'd be a cool idea. Hope you guys think so, too!
Gomen- sorry