Sakura: Hello everyone! I have an important question!
Sasori: This should be interesting…
Sakura: Shut it! Who likes music?
Deidara: Me, me, me!
Sakura: OK, what kind?
Deidara: Hard rock.
Sakura: Great…
Me: I like gothic rock
Deidara: That's because you're weird!
Me: True, but I don't need to here that from you! Now because you made me mad read the disclaimer.
Deidara: I don't want to!
Me: Just read the damn disclaimer!
Deidara: Fine. The idiotic author does not own Naruto or any of the characters. Happy?
Me: I'm not an idiot!
Deidara: I never said you were. I said you were idiotic.
Me: Screw you! Now lets go to the story.
"WSF?" (What's so funny?) Sakura asked very confused at to why Jessica's friends were laughing.
"She never cares when she's supposed to be back," Haley explained the newcomer.
"We have to go. Sakura's D. will be mad also," Jessica said as she put money on the table for drinks and got ready to leave.
"Sayonara," Ariel said as everyone nods which means they also say good-bye.
(On the way home)
"Hey! Lets talk in IMs from now on," Jessica suggested so they would talk like that around the guys.
"Sounds cool," Sakura said thinking of how much trouble they might get into but not caring.
"Uh-oh, they're outside waiting for us. That never happens," Jessica said looking towards the base.
"Great…," Sakura said sarcastically.
"Y! WAYGD?" (Yo! What are you guys doing?) Jessica asked smirking since they couldn't talk like this.
"Where were you?" Sasori asked in an angry tone that would make the toughest ninja flinch but Jessica was used to the tone so she just looked at him blankly.
"TGP. WISIWG." (The gothic pub. Where I said I would go.) Jessica explained clearly only to her and Sakura.
"What? Don't play around, Jessica," Sasori said even angrier thinking of many ways he could hurt his daughter right now.
"SNP!" (She's not playing!) Sakura yelled back to him.
"Sakura, use words," Leader told his daughter.
"Butt holes," Sakura said crossing her arms over chest.
"Nice one, Saku-chan!" Jessica congratulated her friend.
"Sure thing, Jess-chan!" Sakura said proudly.
"Go inside now," Sasori said keeping his anger in check.
"Fine, D-dogg," Jessica said realizing he was using every ounce of self-control not to hurt her and then she left hoping he wouldn't actually hurt her.
"You too, Sakura," Leader said a little calmer than Sasori.
"OK," Sakura said not wanting to make her father as mad as Sasori.
"Perfect by nature, icons of self-indulgence
Just what we all need
More lies about a world
That never was and never will be
Have you no shame, don't you see me?
You know you've got everybody fooled.
Look here she comes now -
Bow down and stare in wonder.
Oh, how we love you
No flaws when you're
But now I know she -
Never was and never will be
You don't know how you betrayed me
And somehow you've got everybody fooled.
Without the mask
Where will you hide?
Can't find yourself,
Lost in your lies
I know the truth now
I know who you are
And I don't love you anymore
Never was and never will be
You don't know how you betrayed me
And somehow you've got everybody fooled.
Never was and never will be
Not for real that you can save me
And somehow now you're everybody's fool."
Jessica sang to with headphones on and listening to her I pod.
"You've got self-esteem issues," Deidara said as he listened to the whole song she sung.
"TTYL," Jessica said trying to listen to her I pod.
"What?" Deidara asked since he didn't know any of the IMs they used.
"It means talk to you later," Sakura said to him like he was stupid.
"You're my new best friend," Jessica said finally glad someone could translate everything she said.
"Leader-sama and I have decided something," Sasori said coming into the room.
"It's to get closer to our daughters but all of you have to come," Leader said glaring at every member of the Akatsuki.
"Where, yeah?" Deidara asked dreadfully.
"Oh boy," Zetsu's black side said.
"Karaoke," Leader said simply.
"Yay!" Sakura yelled excited.
"Awesome," Jessica said calmly and coolly while nodding her head to her I pod.
"My life's ruined," Deidara said as he sat there silently hating karaoke.
"TA," (totally awesome) Sakura said to no one in particular.
"BIO!" (Bring it on!) Jessica yelled finally putting her headphones down.
"Pick a song that's appropriate," Leader warned both teenage girls.
Well, like it? The name of the song I used in here was Everybody's Fool by Evanescence for those people who want to listen to it. R&R!!!
sayonara- good-bye.