Sakura: I really like karaoke.
Deidara: Random…
Sakura: That's what this chapter's about. Doy!
Deidara: Shut it, Pinky!
Sakura: Oi! Don't call me pinky, transvestite!
Deidara: What'd you call me you trash!
Sakura: I'm not trash!
Kakazu: While they call each other names (yelling in background) I'll say the disclaimer. The author does not own Naruto or any of the characters. Now you owe me 20 bucks.
Me: Shut up and leave! (Kakazu leaves) Good God. Enjoy the story!
"I'm going up there to sing something!" Sakura said enthusiastically once they got to the karaoke place.
"Go, Sakura-chan!" Jessica said as she pumped her fist into the air.
"Why is it I'm afraid of what's she's going to sing?" Deidara asked the guys.
"I'm sexy, I'm cute,
I'm popular to boot.
I'm bitchin', great hair,
the boys all love to stare.
I'm wanted, I'm hot,
I'm everything your not.
I'm pretty, I'm cool,
I dominate the school.
Who am I? Just guess,
Guys wanna touch my chest.
I'm rockin', I smile,
and many think I'm vile.
I'm flying, I jump,
You can look but don't you hump.
I major, I roar,
I swear I'm not a whore.
We cheer and we lead,
We act like we're on speed.
you hate us coz we're beautiful,
but we don't like you either
...we're cheerleaders,
...we are cheerleaders
Roll Call
With me Big Red,
I'm w-w Whitney
c-c-c Courtney, row!
Raa - dude it's Darcy.
I'm Big Bad Carva, yeah!
Just call me Casey.
I'm still Big Red.
I sizzle, I scorch,
But now I pass the torch.
The ballots are in,
and one girl has to win.
She's perky, she's fun,
and now she's number one.
Kick it Torrance, T-T-T- Torrance,
I'm strong and I'm loud,
I'm gonna make you proud.
I'm T-T-Torrance,
Your captain Torrance.
Let's go Toros,
We are the Toros,
The mighty, mighty Toros.
We're so...terrific...we must be Toros"
Sakura finished singing and left the stage.
"Uh… interesting," Deidara commented at the song.
"My turn!" Jessica yelled as she ran on stage.
"C-I-A-RA, Come On...
VERSE 1
Pull up your pants, just like him
Take out the trash, just like him
getting your cash like him, fast like him
girl u wanna act like he did
I'm talking bout, security codes on everything
on vibrate so your phone don't ever ring
a foreign account and another one he don't know about
Hook
Wish we could switch up the roles and I could be that
Tell you I love you, but when you call, I never get back
Would you ask them questions like me, like where you be at
Cuz I'm out, 4 in the morning on the corner rolling doing my own thing
Chorus
What If I Had A Thing On The Side
Made You Cry
Would The Rules Change Up Or Would They Still Apply
If I, Played You Like A Toy
Sometimes I wish I could act Like A Boy
Verse 2
Girl go ahead and be just like him
Go run the streets like him
Go home missin sleep like em, Creep like em
Front wit ur friends, Act hard when u with them like him
Keep a straight face when you tell a lie
Always keep an air tight alibi
Keep it hid in the dark
What he don't know won't break his heart
Hook
Chorus
Can't be getting mad, but u mad, can't handle that (x4)
Verse 3
If I was always gone
Hit the sun getting home (Would you like that?)
I told u I was with my crew when I knew it wasn't true
If I act like u
Walked a mile off in ur shoes (Would you like that?)
Messing with ur head again
Dose of your own medicine
Chorus
Can't be getting mad, but u mad, can't handle that (x4)
R-A go, here's the clutch…
If I paged u (would you like that?)
Had friends (would you like that?)
With a car (would you like that?)
Hell Nah, You wouldn't like that, No!
What If I? If I, played You Like A Toy,
Sometimes I wish I would act Like A Boy
Can't handle that…"
Jessica finished singing and got off of the stage.
"What the heck?" Deidara said after the song ended.
"At least it wasn't dark," Sasori put in thoughtfully.
"Why won't you guys sing something," Sakura asked politely.
"No," Leader said emotionlessly.
"Aw. Come on. You did this to find out what we listen to lets vice versa!" Jessica said cheerfully. So the guys sang a song very pitifully glaring at the girls every once and a while and the girls would just smile and look and act so innocent.
A little weird... I try to make this funny! SO tell me if it was funny