Me: OK! I have an announcement! Evanescence…. Is the best band ever!
Deidara: No it isn't!
Me: Yes it is!
Deidara: Godsmack is!
Me: No way!
Deidara: Yes it is!
Me: Evanescence!
Deidara: Godsmack!
Me: Evanescence!
Deidara: Godsmack!
Me: Evane-
Sasori: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yes, sir!
Deidara: Yes, Danna
Sasori: The author does not own Naruto or any of the characters. Just read the story and pay no attention to the arguing buffoons.
"You guys sucked," Jessica said looking disgusted.
"We never asked for your opinion, yeah!" Deidara yelled at the teen.
"Well Saku-chan and I are going up there to sing a super cool song!!!" Jessica said enthusiastically as Sakura got up on stage and the music started.
Sakura: Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're ok
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away.
Jessica: They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light (that's right)
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right.
Both: 'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
Sakura: Some boys romance
Some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be.
Jessica: Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play (no way)
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day.
Both: 'Cause we're living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world.
Sakura: Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me.
Both: 'Cause everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl.
A material, a material, a material, a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world.
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world.
"Like it?" Sakura asked the guys as Jessica and her got off of the stage.
"Weren't you a lesbian?" Deidara asked Jessica.
"Unless I'm going to a gay bar then I won't show it. OK?" Jessica made sure Deidara understood.
"Come on, Jessica," Sasori said to his daughter getting really annoyed by all the music.
"But I want to stay here!" Jessica yelled beginning to throw a tantrum.
"No," Sasori said not giving into the tantrum.
"Please?" Jessica asked in a very kind and angelic voice.
"Do you like puppets?" Sasori asked his daughter in a way she knew he wasn't joking.
"Uh…no?" Jessica answered unsure if she said the right thing at the moment.
"I'll turn you into one if you don't come on," Sasori threatened not even showing an ounce of emotion.
"OK!" Jessica answered in a scared tone.
"Harsh," Sakura said to Jessica.
"Mega," Jessica agreed with Sakura.
(On the way back to Akatsuki Base)
"Jessica? Sakura? OMG! What a coincidence!" Alex yelled as she spotted her friends on the same road that she was traveling on.
"Yeah, coincidence! Wait. What's a coincidence?" Nicole asked stupidly. (AN: srry nike)
"Nike, don't think, copy me, and use smaller words," Alex said making sure Nicole understood her.
"Yo, school girls!" Haley yelled to Jessica and Sakura ignoring the whole deal with Nicole and Alex.
"WAYGH?" (Why are you guys here?) Jessica asked confused.
"JH," (Just hangin') Haley replied simply.
"WYH?" (Where ya headed?) Ariel asked Jessica.
"H…IGYCCIT" (Home…I guess you could call it that.) Jessica answered.
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