Naruto: Hi… in the story I'm dead but I WILL come back… Believe It!

Sakura: Naruto! You're dead! There's no coming back!

Itachi: The dog goes Moooooo!!!

Sakura: OK… a little insane.

Kisame: Don't do drugs people!!!!!

Sakura: What's that suppose to mean?

Kisame: That's (points at Itachi) what happens if you do.

Sakura: Oh… The author doesn't own Naruto or any of the characters.

"ILT!" (I like toast!) Nicole yelled.

"Random...," Jessica said looking at Nicole with an unreadable expression.

"Very," Sakura agreed.

"Nicole. Don't think...at all!" Alex started quietly and ended up yelling the last two words.

"It's about as random as you two," Deidara said to Jessica and Sakura.

"Didn't you hear what she just said?" Sakura asked as if it was the simplest thing.

"Daddy, you know I love you," Jessica said to Sasori as she hugged him.

"What do you want?" Sasori asked already knowing she wanted something.

"What? Why do you think so lowly of me?" Jessica asked with fake tears in her eyes.

"Because you want something," Sasori said knowing her tears were fake.

"Can the girls come over for a sleepover," Jessica asked with her fake tears out of mind and hope in her eyes along with puppy dog eyes.

"Don't you have school tomorrow?" Deidara asked trying to make it as difficult for her as possible.

"Not helping!" Jessica yelled at Deidara.

"Fine...," Sasori started as Jessica smiled really big,"If...," Jessica frowned,"you girls get to sleep at a decent hour and go to school tomorrow."

"Thank you!" Jessica yelled happily.

(at Base)

"Saku-chan! Hang out with us, too!" Jessica asked Sakura with hope.

"OK!" Sakura said since she had nothing else she had to do.

"Guess what I heard!" Haley said to her friends while they were sitting on the floor in Jessica's room.

"What?" Jessica asked knowing it was going to be good.

"The biotch at our school is dating Mr. Popular," Haley said with little emotion.

"How about I just kick her a-," Jessica started as she got angry.

"Huhum. I came in here to get you for dinner and find you wanting to get into another fight and cussing? Danna won't be happy, yeah," Deidara said in a mocking voice.

"Why are you in my room?" Jessica asked angrily.

"To get you all for dinner. I've never met you other girls. I'm Deidara, yeah," Deidara said to Jessica's friends.

"I'm Haley. That's Ariel, Alex, and don't mind Nicole over there. She's a little slow but get all the guys...," Haley said in a disappointed tone.

"Ello? I'm not interested in guys! Remember? So she can have them!" Jessica said.

"Yeah, yeah. Let go to dinner," Haley said as they got up and all went to the table.

"So... Saku-chan, are you dating anyone?" Jessica asked while the food was being served.

"I was engaged but... he was killed...," Sakura said sadly.

"I'm sorry to hear that...Wait! The poem! That really happened, didn't it? Who is the son of a bit- I mean son of a bilingual..., Jessica said covering up the cuss word since her father was there.

"Good save," Sasori said thinking he wouldn't punish her since she did actually try to cover it up.

"So who is he? Where is he? And can I kill him?" Jessica asked in a hurried tone.

"Sasuke Uchiha. With Orochimaru and yes, you can kill him," Sakura answered letting out a breath she didn't know she was holding.

"HDM! I'm leaving!" (He's dead meat!) Jessica yelled as she got up from the table.

"Eat your burger," Sasori instructed making sure she actually ate something.

"It's meat," Jessica dumbly pointed out.

"Do I look like I care?" Sasori asked looking at her blankly.

"I'm a VEGETARIAN!!!!" Jessica yelled at him.

"They always have this fight," Deidara told the other girls who were never there for dinner.

"What kind of ninja doesn't eat meat? If you're on a mission you eat what you can find," Sasori said plainly.

"I eat berries and plants that aren't poisonous and yes, I know if they're poisonous or not because I major in a nature course. I take college courses on weekends. Doy!" Jessica said angrily.

Like it? I made the character Jessica really smart...but she also is the one stuck with idiots, fights a lot, a vegetarian, and a lesbian. SO it evens out. Really smart but not really normal so to speak. Nothing against vegetarians or lesbians!!!!!!!