My Father's Who? Chapter 24: Breakfast, a naruto fanfic

Jessica: OK! Everyone remember that weird dude told me to kill Itachi? Well everyone in your reviews guess who he is and guess what the voices are and why I'm hearing them!

Me: This is a disclaimer not a contest!

Jessica: So? I felt the need to say that.

Me: Oi. Just say the disclaimer OK?

Jessica: Yay!!!! The author doesn't own Naruto or any of the characters!!!!!

"Hey, dad? Can we listen to the radio?" Jessica asked while she began to eat slower.

"Sure, but nothing heavy or annoying," Sasori said. Everything she asks me for I've given her. Lets hope she doesn't catch on and ask for a car because it's hard to refuse things to her right now.

"Yay, Thank you, daddy!" Sakura said as she turned the radio on to a station she liked and waited for the commercials to end. It also doesn't help that she's started calling me daddy. She hasn't done that in years and that time she wanted something more than to thank more or ask for the radio to be turned on. Usually it would cost me 20 bucks too.

Then one of Jessica's favorite songs came on the radio and she started humming to the beat.

"Yeah
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me

Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
Cause you're scared, I ain't there?
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Laney uncles crazy, ain't he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have gotten so bad between us
I don't see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

(Chorus)
Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise momma's gon' be alright

It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cause daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying
Cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broken into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back
On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it
And you and Laney were to young to understand it
Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sitting in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

(Chorus)

And if you ask me too
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'm ma give you the world
I'm ma buy a diamond ring for you
I'm ma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'm ma break that birdies neck
I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad (haha)"

"You actually like things that aren't rock like every poster in your room?" Sasori asked actually liking that song that his daughter listens to.

"Chill, I like more than that. I just put all those bands up because I'm a teenager and teens like to annoy their parents but I love you, daddy!" Jessica said as she gave him her plate silently asking him to make more which he did. Then another song came on that Jessica new and he wondered how many songs she knew.

"If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
You say: If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

(B-Section:)
We flying the first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' the life
In the fast lane
And I wont change
For the glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

(chorus:)
The glamorous,
The glamorous, glamorous (the glamorous life)
For the glamorous, oh the flossy flossy

(Verse:)
Wear them gold and diamonds rings
All them things don't mean a thing
Chaperons and limousines
Shopping for expensive things
I be on the movie screens
Magazines and boogie scenes
I'm not clean, I'm not pristine
I'm n queen, I'm no machine
I still go to Taco Bell
Drive through, raw as Hell
I don't care, IMs still real
No matter how many records I sell
After the show or after the Grammies
I like to go cool out with the family
Sippin', reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang
And now I'm in...

(B-section then chorus)

(Ludacris:)
I'm talking Champagne wishes, caviar dreams
You deserve nothing but all the finer things
Now this whole world has no clue to do with us
I've got enough money in the bank for the two of us
Brother gotta keep enough lettuce
To support your shoe fetish
Lifestyles so rich and famous
Robin Leach will get jealous
Half a million for the stones
Takin trips from here to Rome
So If you ain't got no money take yo'broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

(B-section + chorus x2)

(Verse:)
I got problems up to here
I've got people in my ear
Telling me these crazy things
That I don't want to know (fuck y'all)
I've got money in the bank
And I'd really like to thank
All the fans, I'd like to thank
Thank you really though
Cuz I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about the days
When I'd rock on MTV, that be really dope
Damn, It's been a long road
And the industry is cold
I'm glad my daddy tell me so, he let his daughter know. (x3) "

"That was a good song," Sasori said quietly.

"What'd you say, daddy?" Jessica asked not believing what she heard.

"It was a good song," Sasori said louder and Jessica gave a satisfied laugh.

"Do you want to request a song?" Jessica asked getting a phone ready.

"No, here's more pancakes," Sasori said to her as he handed her another plate full and watched her eyes light up at the food in front of her.

"OK! It's time for heart warming dedications! This one's to a 14-year-old girl who just had brain surgery! Her name's Jessica. She's at home in recovery. If you're listening, Jessica Deidara dedicated this song to you! Saying he hopes you get better soon!" The announcer on the radio station and Jessica put down the fork and looked at the radio in shock. Sasori was also in shock but not as much.

"Please, please forgive me,
But I won't be home again.
Maybe someday you'll look up,
And, barely conscious, you'll say to no one:
'Isn't something missing?'

You won't cry for my absence, I know -
You forgot me long ago.
Am I that unimportant...?
Am I so insignificant...?
Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?

(CHORUS)
Even though I'm the sacrifice,
You won't try for me, not now.
Though I'd die to know you love me,
I'm all alone.
Isn't someone missing me?

Please, please forgive me,
But I won't be home again.
I know what you do to yourself,
I breathe deep and cry out:
'Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?'

(CHORUS)

And if I bleed, I'll bleed,
Knowing you don't care.
And if I sleep just to dream of you
And wake without you there,
Isn't something missing?
Isn't something...

Even though I'm the sacrifice,
You won't try for me, not now.
Though I'd die to know you love me,
I'm all alone.
Isn't something missing?
Isn't someone missing me?"

By the end of the song Jessica was sobbing loudly. In the middle she put her fork down and now she was crying. She put her head in her hands and wouldn't stop crying. Sasori was sh-ing her and patting her on the back in a comforting way trying to calm her down.

"Now, Jessica why are you crying?" Sasori asked calmly.

"Be-Because that's how I felt like when I was going towards the light and I thought you didn't care but your voice got me to run away from the light," Jessica said as she started to cry into Sasori's cloak.

"I did care, honey. Don't cry," Sasori said trying to figure out how to get her happy again.

"Deidara knows me to well. He knows what station I listen to when you aren't around. He also knows what I feel like," Jessica said as she calmed down.

"Here lets listen to more music. Hopefully something happy will come on, hm?" Sasori asked as she smiled and got back to happily eating the pancakes and he realized he'd most likely have to make more.

"Rollin in my ride I saw my brother's girl Christina
She said that there gonna be a party down at Misty's later
Felling lonely down and so confused I told her meet me there by two
So I pulled up at the party jeans all painted on
Escada pumps Gucci hat got my cellular
Then I saw him he was too damn fine I knew I had to make him mine

So here's the deal
Yeah my baby keeps it real
He knows exactly how I feel
Yes I'm in love
He's a roughneck with a bad boy independence
Fly yeah he gives me such a high
I ain't got nothing left to hide
He knows what he's got
Strike while the iron's hot

Sat with my girls looking straight over at his direction
Party was bumpin yeah he got me feeling our connection
Caught my eye as he passed me by and asked me how I'm doing tonight
My heart was racing couldn't see nobody else but him
As he moved closer he began to make me weak inside
But then I knew boy that it was you
You knew exactly what to do

He tells me "que vistoso, un diezmo"
Asi es como mi amor me dice que me quiere
"que vistoso, un diezmo, baya"
That's how my baby tell me that he love me
"que vistoso, un diezmo"
Asi es como mi amor me dice que me quiere
"que vistoso, un diezmo"
Strike while the iron's hot

"Do you like that song, daddy?" Jessica asked as Deidara walked in.

"What song, yeah?" Deidara asked as Jessica got up and hugged him quickly, "What was that for, yeah?"

"Answer number one is Strike by Nikki Flores and number 2 is because you dedicated a song to me," Jessica answered as she sat down and looked at her empty plate and back up to her father with hope in her eyes. He sighed grabbed her plate and started making more pancakes.

"Um… how many batches of pancakes have you made for her, yeah?" Deidara asked curiously.

"This is the third and Jessica, that was a good song, too," Sasori answered them both.

"How much pancakes can your little stomach hold?" Deidara asked Jessica in awe.

"I'm a growing girl who needs nourishment since the surgery took a lot out of me," Jessica said in her defense.

"Pancakes aren't nourishing. They're sugar, yeah." Deidara said as he sweatdropped.

"Well, I'm gonna request a song!" Jessica says as she dials a number for the radio station.

"Hello? I'd like to request a song. Paris Goes to Jail. OK," Jessica says as the guys look at her as if she's crazy. "What? I like that song!"

"I don't mind being confined

To LA State Prison

Cause I would drive with DUI's

I caused some collisions

They tell me now that my appeal has been denied

And that this sentence is now bona-fide

How bout a jail that won't insult my civic pride

Like somewhere on the Upper West Side

With a water slide…...ohhh noooo

Even though they say I'm shady

I'm really so refined

I need a cleaning lady

I can't do time…..

Robert Blake and OJ SIMPSON

They both get off Scott free

I drive without a license

They throw the book right at me

It sucks to the highest degree

I went ape, on a sex tape

The guys all went gaga

Now I, must make, my jail escape

I miss my Chihuahua

My friend Nicole drove down that freeway the wrong way

She'll probably get parole and float away

Because she weighs, Zeroooooo

Even though I got the glamour

Even though my clothes are fab

They throw me in the slammer

Britney gets rehab!

They put me in the big house

Sounds like a movie pitch

Heiress goes up the river

Ends up as somebody's bitch

They can't do this to me, I'm rich.

And now I am digging a ditch….

My roommate's a woman named Mitch!"

"Why'd you request that?" Sasori asked thinking it was a very weird song as the commercials came on.

"All my friends and I love it no matter how much I changed, daddy. Look it up on YouTube." Jessica said as she giggled at his expression. "Ok, are my pancakes ready yet?" Jessica whined impatiently.

"No whining and yes, they are done," Sasori said as he gave her the pancakes.

"Yay! Thank you, daddy!" Jessica said happily.

"You gonna eat all day, yeah?" Deidara asked chuckling at her shovel the pancakes into her mouth when Sakura also came in with bed hair and yawning.

"Shwut wit," Jessica said with her mouth full.

"No talking with your mouth full, Jessica," Sasori reminded her in a calm voice remembering the last time he gave an angry tone.

Jessica cleared her throat and said, "Yes, daddy! Oh, hey, Sakura!"

"Hey! I need coffee," Sakura said looking around for the coffee maker when Sasori just handed her a cup of coffee. "Oh…um… thanks, Sasori-sama."

"No problem. Already cooked her three batches of pancakes might as well get you a simple cup of coffee," Sasori explained as Jessica began to shovel food into her face once more. Then the commercials were over.

"I'm gonna make you bend and break
Say your prayers, but let the good times roll
In case god doesn't show(let the good times roll, let the good times roll)
And I want these words to make things right
But its the wrong that makes these words come to life
Who does he think he is (if that's the worst you got you better put
your fingers back to the keys)

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories even though
They weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter

One night yeah and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See he tastes like you only sweeter
ooooooooh

And looking forward to the future
But my eye sight is going bad
And these crystal balls
Its always cloudy except for (except for)
When you look through the past (look into the past)
One night stand (one night stand, oh!)

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories even though

They weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter

One night yeah one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See he tastes like you only sweeter

They say I only think in the form of
Crunching numbers in hotel rooms
Collecting paychecks lovers
Get me outta my mind
Gets you out of those clothes
I learned my way of getting you
Into the mood (wa-ooooohhh)

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories even though
They weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See he tastes like you only sweeter

repeat"

"Now I'm really worried about you, Jess," Sasori said after hearing her sing to that song.

Jessica gasped and said," You haven't called me Jess in like forever!!!"

"Wow, she's entertained easily, now," Deidara said as he watched her go up and hug Sasori.

"Jessica, why won't you finish breakfast," Sasori asked his daughter who was getting distracted easily. She obeyed and went and finished the pancakes when Zetsu came in.

"Jessica, your friends are at the door. Can I eat them?" Both of Zetsu's sides said.

"No, can you send them to the kitchen?" Jessica asked nicely.

"Already here, girl," Her friend Alex said. "Hey! Are you OK? OMG! Everyone at school knows about it now because all the teachers are having them make get well soon cards and you're in our prayers in the moment of silence in the mornings," Alex finished in one breath.

"OK, I'm fine, though. No need to worry, Jessica said trying to comfort her friend since she seemed like she was really worried.

"Good, I'm glad you're alive," Alex said calmer.

"We all are," Haley put in.

"Oh hey, Sakura you didn't come back to our room last night. Were you with two certain boys, yeah?" Deidara asked referring to Shikamaru and Naruto.

"That is not funny! I was talking to them and fell asleep! Besides, they're engaged to my best friends!" Sakura yelled angrily but Jessica only laughed at this.

Well? I had some fun writing this chapter. Here's a list of the songs I used and artists in order!

Mockingbird- Eminem

Glamorous- Fergie

Missing- Evanescence

Strike- Nikki Flores

Paris in Jail!- Allan Murray

Thnks fr th Mmrs- Fallout Boy