Jessica: Does anyone know who the weird dude from my dream was? We already had one guess for Sasuke!
Me: I told you this isn't a contest!!!!!!
Jessica: I'm busy! So shut it!
Me: Grrr! That's it! (Jumps on Jessica)
Jessica: Ahhh! Daddy! Help me! Mphfff! (Jessica's now gagged and tied up)
Me: OK! I don't own Naruto or any of the characters! Enjoy!!!
"So…Jessica, can you come hang out with us at the mall?" Alex asked as Jessica looked up to her father silently asking the same question.
"Please, daddy? I'll be good!" Jessica pleaded.
"Sweetheart, I'm worried about you. You just got out of the hospital yesterday and you haven't actually been normal since you woke up yesterday," Sasori said rubbing his temples trying not to give in to her pitifully sad look. Why? Oh why couldn't she have gone back to being her old self after the surgery? I could've said no by now! "Honey, don't give me that look," Sasori said closing his eyes trying to think of when she asked these questions a long time ago.
Flashback
"Hey, dad? Are you in here?" A 13-year-old Jessica asked.
"What, Jessica?" Sasori asked looking up from the book he was reading to see what she wanted but when he saw her… "What are you wearing?" He asked narrowing his eyes slightly.
"Oh this? Chill… it's just a tube top, skirt, and fishnet. No big," Jessica answered rubbing it off as if nothing.
"A tube top that only covers your chest and it's barely doing that," Sasori said in an angry I'm-your-father-and-no-daughter-of-mine-is-going-out-like-that tone.
"Well anyways…can I go to the mall with a few friends?" Jessica asked in a sweet tone.
"No," Sasori flatly said and her expression dropped into a scowl.
"Please?" Jessica pleaded.
"No," Sasori growled out through clenched teeth and then she cowered at how angry he was and went back to her room.
End Flashback
"Pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top?" Jessica asked. Deidara started laughing since he's never heard her say that and Sasori just widened his eyes.
"Fine," Sasori said giving in he saw her jump up and smile bigly and then she hugged him tightly but also got a look on her face that said she wanted something.
"May I have some money also?" Jessica asked looking at her feet and moving them around. She was feeling kind of guilty about asking him for all of this and she knew he couldn't really say no to her since he was glad she didn't die. She also knew he was really worried about her and only wanted her to be safe.
"OK, here's twenty bucks. Don't spend it all in one place," Sasori said as he handed her the money and watched her run out of the Base with her friends.
"Wow," was all Sakura could say.
"Sasori-danna, why'd you let her go and give her money, yeah?" Deidara asked curiously. Then a new song came onto the radio. Sakura knew this song but the three men in the room didn't so they all listened intently
"(Intro: Lil' Mama)
Chea! Uh huh
[It's poppin! (It's poppin) It's poppin! (It's poppin)
Yeah...okay...
I gotta ask 'em...'cause if I don't...
[It's poppin! (It's poppin) It's poppin! (It's poppin)
I dunno...Let's go!
(Chorus)
Whatchu know 'bout me? Whatchu, whatchu know 'bout me?
Whatchu know 'bout me? Whatchu, whatchu know?
They say my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin
I'm standin at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin
Whatchu know 'bout me? Whatchu, whatchu know 'bout me?
Whatchu know 'bout me? Whatchu, whatchu know?
They say my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool
All the boys keep jockin, they chase me after school
(Lil' Mama)
Mac (Mac) L'Oreal, yep cause +I'm worth it+
Love the way, I puts it on so perfect
Wipe, the corners of my mouth so I work it
when I walk down the hallway they can't say nothin
Oh!, Oh! Oh! My lips so luscious
the way I spice it up with the Mac-Mac brushes
L'Oreal got them wat-ballermelon crushes
That's probably the reason all these boys got crussssshESS...
(Chorus)
(Lil' Mama)
When it's, time for lunch, my lips still rock
Lil' Mama Melon with da hot pink top
Cherry, vanilla, flavors is a virture
Dey, lovin! Lip gloss universal
The boys really like it, the girls don't speak
They - rollin they eyes, they lip gloss cheap
It ain't MY fault, but I could +up-graaade ya+
Show you how to use nice things with nice flaaaavas
(Chorus)
(Breakdown)
Cuz myyyyy lip glooooooooss - is poppin! (Is poppin)
Is poppin! (Is poppin)
Cuz myyyyy lip glooooooooss - is poppin! (Is poppin)
Is poppin! (Is poppin)
(Lil'Mama)
Sittin in eighth period thought I was in trouble
Dean called me on the loudspeaker on the double
I stepped in her office like "Yes Ms. McClarkson?"
She like, "Girl, I ran out of my lip gloss and -
write down where you get yours from
Cuz I must admit, that bubblegum
is poppin! (is poppin)
Is poppin!" She ain't frontin...
(Lil' Mama croons)
N-uh, I be lovin it, I be I be lovin it n-uh
I be usin it, I be I be usin it n-uh
I be rubbin it, I be I be rubbin it
on my lips, my lips (ah) my lip gloss
(Chorus)"
"What kind of song is that?" Deidara asked wondering what teenagers nowadays listen to.
"Lip gloss by Lil Mama," Sakura answered taking a sip from her coffee.
"Do you know if Jessica listens to it?" Sasori asks Sakura who nodded in response.
"Sakura?" Leader asked as he entered the kitchen.
"Yes, dad?" Sakura asked as she looked up to him.
"Lets go out to eat breakfast…get dressed," Leader said to her and left as did she.
Once Sakura was dressed her father took her to breakfast in a small civilian town. Nobody knew who the Akatsuki were in the small town so they could go out with no problem. They ordered some food with very few words but it was a comfortable silence. She thanked her father profusely and they walked back to the base just looking at the sky. There really were no words they could find to say to each other. Once they got back to the Base they heard yelling and pleas coming from Sasori and Jessica wondering what was going on they went to the room that they were in and watched with amusement what was happening at that moment. They saw Sasori. Jessica. Deidara. Kisame. Hidan. Kakazu. Tobi. Zetsu. Itachi. Unnamed, who Sakura has never met. Naruto. Shikamaru. Alex. Haley. Ariel. Nicole. A small pig. Wait a minute? A pig! What in the world was going on?
"Please, daddy? I want a pig!" Jessica pleaded.
"No, I gave you money for clothes…NOT pigs," Sasori said definitely not wanting a pig no matter how much he's given her this has crossed the line.
"Pretty please?" Jessica made another poor attempt to persuade her dad.
"NO," Sasori said sternly. Deidara chose this time to intervene.
"I'll get you and your little pig to, yeah," Deidara said trying to loosen up everyone's mood.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!" Jessica yelled as she stormed off to her room leaving everyone in shock. She has NEVER been that mad and what's more of a shock is she became that mad after the surgery when she was being nice most of the time.
Jessica was sitting on her bed cross-legged and started to meditate the man appeared in her mind.
"You haven't killed him yet," The man said to her angrily.
"I-I-I will. Today," Jessica said trying to formulate a plan to kill Itachi without leading everyone to know it was her.
"Good girl," The man said with a smirk as she woke up from her meditative state. God, this is so confusing. Who is that man? Why does he want Itachi dead? OK, so I have to think of how to kill Itachi. S-class criminal. Missing-nin. Killed his whole family in one night. Yup, I'm gonna die. I'm not nearly powerful enough and if I fail the first attempt he might tell my dad and I would be in a lot of trouble…great. I'm screwed. OK lets think. Think, Jessica. Um… if I used my bloodline trait then they'll put my dad and I under a truth detector test and I'll fail so out of the question. Knives won't work on him. Can't look him in the eyes. Um…just commit suicide would be better and I'd keep all of my dignity. I've got a great idea! Just wing it!
(Knock, knock, knock)
"Come in," Jessica said looking up at the door.
"Hey, Jess," Sasori said as he shut the door on his way over to her. "Look, I know you're mad about not being able to keep the pig but I have given you a lot today so I don't think you should be throwing this tantrum. I think a pig is over doing it. A cat, maybe but a pig?I don't think so," Sasori said to her and realized she was actually listening. She never listened. She usually tuned him out.
"You're right, daddy. I was overreacting. I'm sorry. Please forgive me?" Jessica said again acting way different then before the surgery.
"I'll always forgive you, Jess but try to be reasonable with wants. Food and clothes are reasonable. Pets and vehicles are not," Sasori explained but still thought if she asked for a car he might say yes but he never liked pets. That was that.
"Thank you, daddy," Jessica said happily as she hugged him. Well, he said he'd always forgive me so I guess that means if I kill Itachi he would forgive me…
Later that day Jessica asked to spar with Itachi. He agreed and now they were outside. It was a sparring session and they would have these once in a while. Basically they set up rules. The rules were no bloodline limits and keep it clean which meant for her no kicking him in the balls or something or flinging dirt into his eyes and he couldn't touch her in an inappropriate way. They set that rule up the day she was sparring Deidara. He intentionally touched her butt and his mouth on his hand bit her she squealed and hesitated in her movements and he got a cheep shot on her. So it was an official rule for all sparring sessions.
Jessica did the first move. She flashed and landed behind him and tried to kick him in the lower back but he flashed and landed behind her and punched her in the back but it went 'poof' and was gone.
From the trees Jessica was plotting how to 'accidentally' kill him without her bloodline limit which was no easy matter. Even if she did 'accidentally' do it she'd still have to feel the wrath of not only her father but also the Leader for making him loose such an important member.
Itachi was standing there waiting there to hear a rustle of leaves rustle Ah! There it is. Itachi threw a knife in that direction but something didn't seem to be right. Genjutsu? Impossible, I would've sensed it. It has to be her new jutsu she was gloating about a few weeks ago. Clever, kunoichi.
Jessica was waiting until the jutsu disoriented him completely. If she moved, he'd here the sound coming from a different place so this was going to be easy. She just had to stay behind him because you can't mess with an Uchiha's eyes. There it is. He's completely disoriented.
Jessica leapt out of the trees stealthily and landed on her toes as to not make a noise. She's now glad she never told any of them what the jutsu did. Since they're in Akatsuki for something if she told them they'd just throw the knife the opposite way the noise was and she'd be doomed. She crept up behind him grabbing a knife. She took the knife and stabbed him in the neck. If he didn't die from choking on his own blood he'd die from getting his jugular cord cut. Then with a 'poof' he was gone. She should've guessed. Expect nothin less from the Uchiha prodigy. He wouldn't be killed by a hormonal teenager easily.
"Trying to kill me, Kunoichi," Itachi whispered into her ear. With a flick of her wrist a puppet that she sent behind him stabbed him in the arm where the poison slowly started to consume his body. In 24 hours he'd be dead if she didn't kill him sooner. She was never one for torture and this poison was agonizing torture. It would hurt like hell until he died.
Deidara saw what Jessica did and knew what the poison would do even if it wasn't a killing blow. Deidara flashed behind her and held her arms backward in a tight grip. He then pushed her to the wall. Her cheek was roughly squashed by the wall so she grit her teeth in pain.
"Little girl, why'd you attempt to kill Itachi?" Deidara snarled out not caring right now or forgetting about her brain surgery and how she should "take it easy."
"What's it to ya?" Jessica snarled through clenched teeth as he pushed her harder against the wall.
Sasori came out just in time to see Itachi kneel to the ground holding his arm in pain and Deidara forcefully push his daughter up to the wall. Sasori walked over to Itachi looked at his arm and gave him an antidote for the poison since that was the thing hurting at the moment, not the huge gash. Then Sasori lazily walked over to his partner and daughter.
"Jessica, what'd you do?" Sasori asked her in a calm voice already knowing what happened but wanting to her say it. Deidara released his hold on her and she turned and looked at her father with a hateful look on her face. Almost as if she was possessed? He didn't know.
"What does it look like?" Jessica answered glaring at him with all her might.
"Yes, but I want you to tell me," Sasori said returning her glare but a hundred times more powerful and intimidating.
"I TRIED TO KILL ITACHI, DAMMIT!!!!!" Jessica yelled and before she knew it her cheek was stinging. He had slapped her. He's NEVER done that to her no matter what. It was usually he'd take a personal item of hers until she behaved. Wouldn't let her watch TV or grounded her. He's never raised a hand to her. She was starting to think there were certain things she could do that he'd never forgive her for. This was the first time she felt like this. What was it? Heartache? She started to run into the forest at a fast speed as her tears came as fast as she was running.
Sasori didn't know what had come over him. He stared at the hand that had hurt her and made her go off into the woods. It's just something irked him. She tried to kill one of his comrades. She's know Itachi for most of her life and now she tried to kill him. It made no sense. He never tried to kill any of her friends. He went as fast as he could into the woods to find her. He knew he'd have to deal with this before Leader decided to do something rash and he couldn't have a say but he couldn't let her run blindly around the woods and get herself killed by rogue.
Jessica found a tree stump about twenty miles away from the Base and she sat there and cried until she had no more tears left. She still sat there with heartache. She wondered if anyone missed her at all. Not, Itachi. She tried to kill him.
"ARE YOU HAPPY?!!!!!?" Jessica yelled to the heavens trying to concentrate on the man she's spoken with. "I TRIED TO KILL ITACHI!!!!!! I JUST CAN'T DO IT, OK? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why would I do that, Jess," a voice behind her said. She instantly knew it was her father.
"Go away," Jessica said coldly.
"Jessica, what's happened to you?" Sasori asked ignoring her command.
"I said GO AWAY," Jessica said anger leaking into her voice.
"Jessica! You almost killed a comrade! I'm not letting that go so quit giving me this shit!" Sasori said in an annoyed tone. "I've given you almost everything you wanted. I was there when you were in the hospital. Now you're going off trying to kill legends? What's wrong with you?" Sasori yelled at her.
"Me? I'm just trying to survive!" Jessica yelled in anger.
"Survive? He wasn't trying to kill you!" Sasori yelled at her.
"Just leave me alone," Jessica said fighting back the urge to hold her head in pain.
"Just come back to the Base and we'll talk about this calmly and without profanities and weapons, OK?" Sasori asked holding his temper in.
"NO! I'm not going back there! I tried to kill him! What's he gonna do? Say 'Lets become the best of friends?" Jessica yelled in anger.
"You're coming back even if I have to force you to. You have no where else to go," Sasori said in a quieter tone.
"DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT??? My family's dead because of you and I think it'd be better if I just-," Jessica started to feel booms of pain in her head. She couldn't hear anything and only saw her father panic and come over to her but couldn't hear him. After that she blacked out.
Sakura awoke on a hill. It wasn't a sunny day either. She was alone. So he did abandon me. She got up and saw this bird fly around her in a circle and then take off. She thought it wanted her to follow. She followed it for about ten minutes when it perched on a man's shoulder. His back was to her and she didn't even know if he knew she was there. Then he turned around and looked at her. She recognized this man! It was the man who told her to kill Itachi and got her in this mess.
"Where are we?" Jessica asked bitterly. The man laughed an evil laugh.
"Wherever you want to be!" The man answered in an evil sort of happy mood.
"What? That doesn't make sense! And why'd you want me to kill Itachi! He did nothing to you!" Jessica yelled at the man.
"Oh? Girl, have you ever heard of the Uchiha Massacre?" The man asked.
"Yeah, Itachi murdered his whole clan except his brother," Jessica answered glaring at the man before her. "Who are you?" Jessica asked squinting to try and see his face.
"An Uchiha, of course! Why would I want you to kill him?" The said Uchiha answered.
"Which one?" Jessica asked but she probably didn't know his relationship with Itachi.
"Shisui," He answered smirking.
"H-H-His best friend? The one he first killed for Mongekyo?" Jessica asked as she started to tremble.
"Yes," The man answered enjoying the fear coming from her. (AN: He was killed by his best friend I don't think he'd be too happy so I made him kind of sadistic)
"B-B-But how are you in my head? I've never met you!" Jessica yelled.
"Simple, you traveled to the heavens for a brief moment when you almost died and I want revenge as much as Sasuke does but I'm not human anymore since I died. But you, you are close enough to be able to kill him. A very strong and smart kunoichi. Stealthy. And you live in the same Base as him, correct?" Shisui asked.
"H-How do you know so much about me?" Jessica asked officially creeped out.
"Do you believe spirits can watch over you from above?" He asked. She nodded and then understood what he was saying but then she felt as if she was moving.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.
She groggily woke up and looked up to see her father carrying her through the forest at a fast speed. He felt eyes on him and looked down to see Jessica awake. He sighed but didn't say anything. She felt very bad. She must've really crossed the invisible line that you must really know the person to notice how far away you were from it. But the good news was he didn't abandon her. She was content on that and then he stopped. She turned her head to see Deidara and Itachi in the same places they were when she took off running into the forest.
So now you all know who the man is!!!!!!! I think that's his name anyways. Not sure. I don't really like the Uchihas...or the Hyuugas for that matter. They're both just two wealthy arrogant clans with sticks up their asses...Hm...I wonder if Hinata would kill her whole family. The heir and the heiress killing their familes...Itachi. Hinata. Interesting couple... In the story it told you the name of the only song I used so go back up there and find it if you want to listen to that song but it's pretty popular so most people probably have atleast heard it.