A/N: Uh oh! Insane chapter. My version of a catfight between Elphaba and Galinda. Things get bad. Oh, and there is an Ashlee Simpson reference in here becasue I am a dork and was listening to the song Boyfriend. Hehe. Well, enjoy this chapter. I would love criticism and appreciation for this chaoter in the form of reviews. YAY! Wow, this is a rather lenghtly author's note. Hmm. So without further adeu, here is the lastest chaoter to 'It's Only a Crush, What Could Happen?'
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Elphaba could not believe what had just happened. Fiyero was stupid enough to tell Galinda that nothing was going on. Well, she knew Fiyero was practically brainless, but not this much. Here they were, almost naked, having to explain themselves to Galinda.
Fiyero did not know what to say. Luckily, Elphaba jumped in with her ever-running mouth and tried to save both their asses from this humiliating situation.
"I'm sorry Galinda, it's my entire fault. I am the stupidest girl on the planet right about now." Elphaba was trying not to cry tears of humiliation and of rage. She hated that she got herself into this predicament. This is why she wanted Fiyero to actually tell Galinda that he wanted to be with Elphaba. Sure, at the time it would have caused a scene, but not one that was nearly as large as the one created when she found them in bed together.
"Elphaba how could you do this? You were supposed to be my best friend!"
"Galinda, don't blame Elphaba for-"
"Don't get me started with you Fiyero! You cheating lying son of a bitch! I can't believe you did this to me. We deserve each other. And, no offense Elphaba, but I am the pretty one! What were you thinking Fiyero? Nothing. You were thinking nothing like you always do. Do you know what day it is today? It's our Oz damn anniversary! That is why I was coming over here. It was supposed to be our special day but you are over here about to get a blow job from Elphie. A girlfriend never wants to see her boyfriend about to get anything sexual from anyone, especially her best firend. And now my make-up is all running from crying and..." Galinda stopped from her rhetorical argument to take a breath and let out more tears. Elphaba tried to sneak out the door. She wanted to deal with Galinda when she was calm, not hysterically crying and yelling at the two of them.
"Elphaba Thropp, where the fuck do you think you are going?!" This startled Elphaba. Galinda only cussed when she was really REALLY angry, and that rarely happened. This time though, she had a good reason to be.
The raging Galinda grabbed Elphaba by the arm and did something that no one would think the sweet innocent Galinda would ever do. She clenched her right hand into a fist and punched Elphaba in the face, hitting her nose. Blood poured out of Elphaba's nose and onto Fiyero's carpet. Fiyero tried to jump in the middle of the fight.
"Normally, I love girls fighting over me but this time, not so much. Can we discuss this reasonably?"
"Weaonbly?" Elphaba said holding her hand to her nose. "That bidge boke my nodes!" She could not speak right because blood was profusely pouring out of her nose. Elphaba wiped her bloody nose on her sleeve and raised her hand. It was her turn to hit Galinda. She was about to slap Galinda across the face when Fiyero grabbed it.
"Is this really necessary? I know I, we, fucked up big Galinda and you are devastated. But let's just try and talk now instead of having a catfight."
The words of reason did not work to well. The cream puff Galinda pounced onto Elphaba (and her very swollen nose), pushing her out the door. They rolled on top of each other, pulling each other's hair and hitting them. Elphaba spit on Galinda's face, causing Galinda to shriek.
Students began to pile out into the hallways of the dormitory to watch the catfight. People were cheering, some going as far as to bet on who would win, Galinda or Elphaba. (Many said Elphaba because Galinda would break a nail and her entire world would come crashing down).
The two girls continued to fight. Galinda dug her nails into Elphaba's arms, leaving red marks. They were screaming insults best friends would never say to one another.
"You filthy whore!" Galinda screamed at Elphaba.
"At least I am not a stuck up bitch!" Elphaba yelled.
The fight began to get out of hand and the loud screams of the bystanders were drawing more attention. Galinda's shoes were off and flung into the hallway and here dress was around her knees. Pfannee, ShenShen and the rest of the girls in Galinda's posse were disgusted by Galinda's sudden barbaric behavior and were trying to convince her to stop it immediately, but there pleads for her to do so were in vain.
Fiyero had left the fight to run and get Boq because he could not stop something that escaladed from a small catfight into an all out brawl all by himself. The only person Fiyero could think of asking for help was Boq. He ran through the hallways until he spotted him walking outside.
"Boq – help – Elphaba – Galinda," Fiyero gasped. He was out of breath from running.
"Fiyero, what in Oz name is going on?" Boq asked.
"Galinda caught me with Elphaba and things got out of hand. I need you to come help break up the fight."
"What fight?" Boq inquired.
"You'll see soon enough."
The two boys rushed back to the sight of the fight. Elphaba was straddling Galinda, hitting her in the chest; Galinda was fighting back by tugging on Elphaba's long raven hair.
Fiyero dashed to Elphaba and pulled her off of Galinda, still kicking in the air in a futile attempt to hit the blonde. Boq, without being told, scooped Galinda up and brought her to the opposite side of the room.
"I almost had her," Galinda pouted.
"What were you doing?" Boq asked the very mad Galinda.
"Well, little Miss Elphaba Thropp is a no good rotten boyfriend stealer! She wanted to do this to me!"
"Don't put words in my mouth; I didn't steal your boyfriend!" Elphaba shouted at her.
"You sure as hell didn't!" Galinda spat.
"I didn't. He never belonged to you. He doesn't love you. He loves me." Elphaba broke into hot, angry tears, the tears you have when you are extremely frustrated and you think that nothing could get better.
Elphaba's words hit Galinda harder than any blow of Elphaba's emerald fists. It was a harsh reality that Galinda had to face, but she had to face it none the less. She began to cry into Boq's shoulder, and he wasn't protesting it.
As the girls began to calm down and the students began to clear, Madame Morrible walked over to the scene of the fight.
"Miss Upland and Miss Thropp, come with me!" said the stern headmistress, grabbing both girls by the wrists and taking them to her office.
Things were not looking well at all.