KAMIS LIVING SOUL

Chapter 1- In Konoha

Summery-Naruto dies at the Valley Of End and meets Kami and soon is alive again with a power no one had ever imagined.… but what is he going to use it for?Naruharem

"blah"-human talk

'blah'-inner talk

"blah"-inner Sakura

"blah"-jutsus/demon talk

"blah"-Kami talk

Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto if I did I wont be writing fanfics.

Now on with the story

The walk back home was uneventful. 'I cant believe he is actually dead! Now who is going to protect me from Sakura's love rage attacks. A hell if this keeps up I will lose my virginity before I kill Itachi. That loser better come back or else I will go to hell and drag his believe it ass back here. But for some reason I feel that there's something to him. What ever that chakra is it sure is powerful to bad I am not sure that I want it any more. I think its time to give up revenge.' Thought a certain emo boy.

While the other thought for once actually was not thinking about porn… well sort of. 'Damn it damn it damn it!!! Why the hell do people around me die. First Obito then sensei then the porn mailman who brings porn to your doorstep and now Naruto. Man the one before last hit me hard can you imagine the horror of no porn in the morning. But man if Naruto were still alive he would have been sooo lucky. I say lots of females checking him out.' In a couple of hours the Konoha gates were in site and they could see small dots waiting for them.

"YAY SASUKE KUN your back I was so worried that you might not come back!!!" While jumping on his back. CHAA THAT'S RIGHT THE POWER OF LOVE PREVAILS TAKE THAT YOU PIG. That was said by a certain 'pinky'.

"Get your dirty hands of my Sasuke kun!" Said the 'pig'.

"Your Sasuke kun! Since when was he yours!"

While that was happening some of the guys chose to put up a barrier that said danger Sasuke fan girl's virginity fight!

"Hey where's that loud mouthed idiot brat?" said the 'busty' blond. The temperature dropped a couple of degrees. Kakashi turned around and showed everyone the body.

"I I s sorry y I didn't mean to k kill him m. I t thought that…"

"Yay hooray for the Uchiha he killed the demon brat now I can finally sleep in peace!"

"We should have an Uchiha holiday for when he killed the demon!"

"Yes lets party tonight!"

"ENOUGH!!!" yelled Tsunade.

"Now all who just said that will go to jail and I will think about executing you all publicly or not. After that there will be a funeral. " Said Tsunade.

Right after she said that the council came (Play some Darth Vader music).

"I am sorry Tsunade but the demons body shall be burnt." Said Hyuuga Hiashi.

After she destroyed the WEST side the only two buildings that were left standing were the Itcha Itcha Paradise store and the other one beside it. Kakashi was thanking Kami but in a couple of seconds the other building fell on top of Itcha Itcha Paradice store. A large

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" could be heard everywhere. While a certain pair of Chuunis were on a mission and heard it.

"Is that Ibiki torturing someone again?"

"No today was his day of."

"Oh ok."

Meanwhile in Konoha after the repairs were done. The council finally agreed to make a funeral. It will take place one week later.

The news hit everyone hard and each one took it differently… well mostly.

SAKURA

Why did he die? Even thought I didn't show it I kinda liked him even thought he was an annoying little brat but still he would do anything to anyone who he considered a friend.sigh I wish he was still alive so I can say yes to his silly date requests. Now I don't know if I will be able to go on things just wont be the same with out him. I mean he did risk his life just to save me and recently to save Sasuke. Now I don't know if I want to go out with Sasuke… WAIT A MINUTE what the hell am I saying!

But its true, you know you don't really like Sasuke any more. You think of him just as a friend now. Shouted an inner Sakura.

I just don't know any more.

Yes you do you just want to rip his clothes off and-

SHUT UP and why is my mind a pervert and an Baka (idiot)

I am just a reflection of ones self tick tock tick tock tick tock

HEY!!!!!!!

For a smart person your not very smart…

SASUKE

I kill Itachi I kill him not. I kill Itachi I kill him not. I kill Itachi I kill him not.

I go to Orochimaru I go to him not. I go to Orochimaru I go to him not. I go to Orochimaru I go to him not.

I kill the council I kill them not. I kill the council I kill them not. I kill the council I kill them not.

I date Sakua I date her no- What the hell am I saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn you Naruto for leaving me with all of the disisions!!!! When I die I will go to hell and kick your ass dobe (dead last or loser). Hmmmmmmmm maybe I can become emo (lol he already is).

HINATA

(You see a chibi Hinata crying)

Why did he have to d die sob. Now who will I stalk (sorry I couldn't resist). All I wanted is for him to notice me and then marry me and feed me his own ramen that he created, and-. Aw forget it. Sob. While I was stalking him I just wanted to jump on him an- NO bad Hinata bad Hinata!! That will be considered a rape! But what if he enjoys (some blood comes out of her nose and she wipes it) it- NO bad Hinata don't ever think like that. I will not have fantasies of Naruto and me alone. I will not have fantasies of Naruto and me alone. I will not have fantasies of Naruto and me alone. (Blood gushes out of her nose.

SHIKIMARU

Troublesome. You just had to die. Oh well at least now no one will bother me wile I just stare at the clouds. Sigh. Now since your gone Sakura and Ino will have more time to argue over their Sasuke Kun. Troublesome. (Do I need to say any more?)

NEJI/CHOUJI

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They are knocked out and don't know about it yet.

INO

Oh why did he have to die, now the only person people can say dumb blond is to m and the Gondaime but they wouldn't dare to. Aww crap now that he is gone Sakura will have more time to spend with Sasuke Kun!! I mean he is the only the only person that held back Sakura from Sasuke Kun. If only he was still alive I mean we blonds have to stick together. And if Sakura dares to make her move on Sasuke kun I will go to hell drag you back here and make you separate her and Sasuke kun. HMPF

LEE

Naruto san you might be dead but your youthfulness will live on forever!! YOSH!!

"That's my student Lee"

"Gai sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gay sensei!

"Lee what did you say!!!!!!!!!"

I d didn't mean it, no no Gai sensei don't say that any thing but that!!!!!!!!!!!

"Lee you deserve it now I am going to to say it!"

"Noooooooooo don't!"

"Lee you have no youthfulness and you were adopted!!!!!!"

"Nooooo the horrrrrooooorrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(I don't want to write any more)

TENTEN

NOOOOOOOOOOOO now Neji will probably start talking that it was fate that killed you and fate that and fate this. I mean you were the one that taught him that fate was some bull(shit). Well maybe he won't, but still. Because of you Neji doesn't act like he's got a stick in his ass. If you were still alive I might go out with you. I just hope Lee will stop talking about his powers of youth. If you are listening right now will you please use some powers to stop him.

KIBA

Dam it. Now you made me look bad because I lost to you and you lost to emo pretty boy! And whe- Akamaru what are you doing with those bitches (literally)!!

"Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf (They are my bitches cuz I am a pimp dog. It aint my fault you cant get girls!)

"AKAMARU GET YOUR FILTHY ASS BACK HERE AND APOLOGISE AND YES I CAN GET GIRLS AND BITCHES!!!!

(I think that's enough)

SHINO

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Buz buz.

KAKASHI

No the porn its all ruined!! You had to die on the day when the new book was coming out!!! Naruto I will kill you!!! Hey wait is that a copy of the book? YES one out of the one hundred books survived!! My precious you will not be harmed. (right then someone was practicing Katon: Gokakyu no Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique) burnt the book.

"Nooooooooooooo!"

(after the funeral for the book which ALL of Konoha had to attend)

"I have known you for only a second but you will always have a special place in my heart" said Kakashi.

"There there" said Jirayia.

"I just can't take it any more waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!' said a chibi Kakashi while crying.

ANKO

Your blood was tasty I wish I could have had more but I cant but when I go to hell… ku ku ku. You will be mine and only mine, ku ku ku.

KURENAI

Like my buddy Anko I will also have you in hell because her and me made an agreement to share you even thought you are young you are probably interested in elder women I mean we have more experience. Ku ku ku.

KANKURO

Finally that gaki (brat) is dead but you deserve a thank you for letting me sleep and have my 'happy time' in peace! Now Gaara wont kill me for the heck of it. You better remember your Kat Man- wait what the hell am I saying!?

TEMARI

Now since you are dead I might as well be afraid now because of Gaara again. Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am afraid he might become evil again and kill everything in sight. Well at least that's what I hope will not happen. Anyway if Kankuro doesn't stop his 'happy sessions' I don't know what I will do when I actually find proof but it wont be pretty… like me!!! If you were still alive I would totally go out with you.

GAARA

Naruto thank you for letting me see the light now I don't have to kill people just to be happy. But since you hade power to change me can you also change Kankuro so he will stop having his 'happy sessions'!! Anyway thanks.

JIRAYIA

If only you would have been alive you would have been so lucky because you are the last of you clan so you will be able to get a harem!!!!!!! You lucky bastard well maybe not so lucky any more… Hey maybe I can write a book on that!! Ya a guy gets to get as many girls as he wants (blood starts to drip out of his nose)!! I might have taken you on as my apprentice if you would have let me write a book like that on you.

TSUNADE

Weep. Why do close people to m always die!? Damn you cursed necklace. And I was going to choose you to be the next Hokage…

"Hey is that you Jirayia?!"

"UUUUU noooo."

"Were you just peeking on me again!?"

"UUUUU noooo.'

"LIAR!"

"AW CRAP"
"Jirayia get your perverted ass back here!!"

(I will not describe what happens next because it will give me and any other men nightmares)

Then came the day of the funeral…

(Somebody here. Ok thank you to everyone who read and reviewed the story.

The people in the harem will be

Sakura

Hinata (not much)

Female Kyuubi (not much)

Anko

Ino (not sure about this one)

Temari

Kurenai

TenTen

Female Haku (meets Naruto in hell and he brings her back to life)

Tayuya (meets Naruto in hell and he brings her back to life)

There will be no yaoi in this story.

If I have missed some one who you want to see in the harem please tell me

There might be an OC later on

My updates will be quick and around two or three thousand words each.

Thank you for reading my story

Next chap-a fucked up funeral