Sorry all for the wait...Um...It's been forever...Kami, some of these stories I don't even remember where I was going with it...o.O' Kaiba gets mentioned like...three times in this chapter. XD

Chapter Two

Jou watched as Kaiba left the room. '...Does dis mean he's gonna get in trouble for once?'

Yugi, Anzu, and Honda walked into the room, chatting idly. "...Hi Jou!"

"Hey Yuge, Anzu, Honda." He said looking at them as they took they're seats. "...She's out sick today. Hehehe, we get a substitute. Great isn't it?"

Yugi shrugged. "...I suppose. Do you know why Kaiba just...Walked out of class? He passed by us in the hallway. He looked awfully upset..."

Honda and Anzu nodded, then Anzu added. "...He looked like he was muttering to himself guys."

"That's a sign of stress right there...He needs to get laid." Honda said nodding his head sagely.

Jou stared at his friend. '...Didn't I just tell him dat?' He thought shaking his head slightly.

The classroom slowly filled up, finally with the substitute walking in.

"...Uh...Guys...Isn't dat..."

"Good morning class!" An all too familiar voice rang out, and the Yugi-tachi looked at the person standing at the front of the class.

Blonde hair, with a purple outfit that could hardly be called 'dress code appropriate.' "...My name's Mai Kujaku, by that's Kujaku-sensei to you all."

Jou, Anzu, Honda and Yugi just sort of stared. "...Hey, Yuge?"

"...Yes Jou?"

"...Did I eat some bad sushi last night or sumptin? Cuz it looks like Mai's our substitute..."

"...No, Jou...I believe she is."

"...Oh...Thanks. Hey, Yuge?"

"...Yes, Jou?"

"...Who in da' hell'd let Mai be a teacher?"

"...I don't know Jou."

Mai's left eye twitched. "...You know, I'm standing...Right here."

Jou and Yugi looked up at Mai, who was glaring at them from right in front of their desks. "...Think we can get on with the class now? Or do you two have something more to say?"

Jou and Yugi shook their heads.

"No Ma'am."

"...No, sir."

Mai's eyes narrowed, ignoring Jou's 'sir' and going over to the board to scrawl her name across it. "Alright, let's see what Tanokoa-sensei has left for lesson plans..."

She looked over at the desk, then wrote the plans on the board. "...Alright, I'm going to take attendance...If you're here, raise your hand and say 'here' Alright?"

She listed off names, and when she got to Kaiba... "Kaiba, Seto?"

Mai looked around, then looked at the Yugi-tachi. "...Where's Mr. Stick up his ass?"

"...Stormed off a while ago. E's here though...So, dat means he's gonna get in trouble, cuz he's skippin' class?" Jou asked hopefully.

"...Are you nuts? You try giving that guy a detention! I'm not going to, I'd like to keep myself alive with a job." Mai said continuing down the roll. "...Alright, everyone...else...is here. So, that's your assignment on the board. Get to it, I'm collecting all of it at the end of the period."

The whole class groaned, and began working.

"...Uh...Mai?" Jou said suddenly.

"...Kujaku-sensei." She said scowling a bit.

"...Right...Dat...Uh...I got to go use the bathroom."

"...Just go, Katsuya." She said shaking her head.

Jou got up, taking his stuff with him and walked out of the room. "...Why do I have a feeling he's not coming back?"

"...Because he's not." Anzu, Honda and Yugi said at the same time.

"...Thought so..."