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Chapter two: Two birds with one… book?

"Whoa. Dude, that's Larxene's book. She'll kill you if she sees you with it." Said Roxas.

"I know." Axel grinned "Hey Demyx?"

Demyx was sitting on a chair playing with the hair that hung down in his face. He quickly brought his attention to the one who called his name. "Yus?"

"How well can you imitate Vexen's handwriting?"

"Well… not that good but he leaves his books in here with the notes in them right?" Demyx asked, pointing to the cerulean bookcase. "We could use his notes to copy his writing, right?"

"No, you can do that while we keep watch for Larxene or the queer."

"The… queer?" asked Roxas.

"Hey, you know as well as I that he's got to be gay or something. Marluxia doesn't even annoy me as much as having to be around Vexen does."

"'Kay then." Grinned Demyx. He went and got one of Vexen's books. When he came back he had to ask another question. "So what are we doing?"

Axel grinned and picked up a pencil. "We're going to write in the pages of Lar's book, chuck it at Vexen, hopefully bean him off the top of the head, poof back here before he knows what ht him, and when he gives the book back to Larxene, she'll beat the crap out of him when she finds his handwriting in her book!"

"Stabbity death?" asked Demyx, implying that if Vexen was going to get kunai thrown at him and possibly killed.

"Very much so. I'm getting sick and tired of the way he complains that no one respects him anyways. The guy's a freaking nag. So enough with the chatter and more making with the forgery." Axel pushed the book under Demyx's nose. "And make it look like he used her book as scrap paper or something.

"I still don't see how Larxene will fall for this." Said Roxas, still eyeing the door.

"If there's one thing I know about women it's that rage blinds them in the common sense factor and you don't want to be around them when that happens."

"…" Roxas shook his head.

"…" Demyx rolled his eyes

"What!"

"Just watch the door, Axel…" sighed Roxas. Demyx laughed for a second then went back to plagiarizing Vexen's handwriting.

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Marluxia walked down the hallway, intent on escaping from anything that made noise, he'd put up with listening to Demyx's music long enough. And since he wasn't in the room and listening to it, Marluxia had decided to smash it instead of turning it off. As he entered his room he noticed something different. There was an overwhelming smell of something burned and the faint waft of flowers. Then it hit him. "If Axel…" was all he said before running to his garden."SON OF A BITCH!" Before he could finish yelling about how much he despised Axel, he was interrupted by a loud pounding at the door. He muttered colorful language before opening the door. "What?" he snapped.

"1) Could you yell any louder?" Larxene started holding up one finger as to symbolize which point she was on. She repeated his with her other statements. "2) Why do I smell burned flowers? And 3) Have you seen my book?"

Marluxia decided to not answer the first two. "No I haven't seen your God forsaken book. Will you please leave me alone? I'm trying to think of a way to kill Axel." Larxene's smirk suddenly twisted into a scowl.

"Of course!" She yelled, running to find Axel and Roxas.

"Wow." Chuckled Marluxia. "I never thought that would actually work." Remembering the reason why he had asked her to leave her to leave, his rage returned and he shut the door to rebuild his garden and think of a way to get revenge on Axel.

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Meanwhile, Demyx had finished doodling fake handwriting in Larxene's book. He tossed it to Axel, who disappeared through a darkness portal. There was a loud yell of pain, a collapse to the floor and Axel reappearing laughing. "He flailed like a pansy!"

"'Um, Axel?" Roxas started, a look of terror on his face.

"'Sup?" Axel asked.

"WHERE'S MY BOOK, YOU ASSHOLE!" Larxene yelled. Axel shrugged, thinking in the back of his head how that practicing lying and keeping a straight face all that time paid off. "I swear Axel, if I find out you knew where it was, you won't have to worry about getting kicked below the stomach anymore." She made a stabbing motion and Axel saw Demyx and Roxas' eyes open wider and look at each other before shuddering. Larxene growled before walking through another portal. When it closed Axel turned to the others.

"If she finds out, I say it was Demyx's fault."

"Agreed." Said Roxas, nodding rapidly.

'WHAT!" Demyx groaned. "Why do you always blame it on me?"

"Cause you're a scapegoat. Simple as that." Grinned Axel. He turned to walk out the door when he heard a scream of terror, then turned back with one of his biggest grins on his face. "Sweet. Let's go have a look shall we?"

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