Here's chapter 3. When i get morereviews per chapter, i'll start replying to them. This chapter kinda revolves around Zexion. I just had him on the brain a bit. Enjoy!
Chapter 3: I Need a Vacation…
Cursing as he went along, Zexion opened the door to Larxene's room to see Vexen screaming as he ran around screaming and Larxene chasing after him with her Kunai in her hand. Zexion couldn't help but smirk at the sight. Some of Larxene's kunai were stuck in walls meaning she had somehow missed her mark… could Vexen even RUN that fast? Zexion got his answer soon enough, as Vexen had tried to make a run for it when he saw the open door and crashed right into him. "You're excused…" he mumbled as he removed himself from Larxene's warpath."What the hell was that about?"
"Simply put my, emo friend, Larxene's pissed." Explained Demyx as he walked in. "What'd I miss?"
"Larxene is chasing down Vexen and I nearly got trampled in the process." Zexion mumbled as he dusted himself off.
"Don't ya just love this place? It's like being on a carnival ride!" Axel laughed as he patted Zexion on the shoulder in somewhat sympathy and somewhat hoping to make him stumble. Zexion rolled his eyes and Demyx grinned and nodded rapidly. Leaning up against a wall, he thought for a minute then added "That's malfunctioned, set fire, and imploded, of course."
"You're the one who provoked Larxene aren't you?" Axel nodded with a grin. Zexion sighed. Even though he knew that it wasn't likely that Axel and the other two imbeciles would be able to annoy him to the brink of rage, he was far too intelligent to fall for their tricks, he knew he'd have to deal with the other, more easily angered, members of Organization XIII when they went into an annoyed rage. It was days like this that made Zexion think it just wasn't worth dragging himself out of bed. "Well whatever you do, keep me out of it. It's bad enough that Marluxia comes to me to rant his problems at me. I refuse to be the Organization's mental counselor. It's ridiculous!" With that Zexion disappeared into a portal leaving Axel and Demyx.
"Never saw him that bugged, have you." blinked Demyx. "I sorta feel… sorry for him. Listening to Mar drag on is annoying."
"Nope, not usually." Smirked Axel. "Let's go harass Xigbar."
"Sweet. Hurry up Roxas!" Demyx called back, just as Roxas went around the corner. He had a large bump on his head and there were traces of dirt from the floor on his back. Evidence of being mowed down by Vexen. Axel elbowed Demyx to look at Roxas, trying to stifle laughter.
"If I hadn't seen Vexen run that fast, I'd say it wouldn't have been possible. That is one fast old bastard…" he mumbled, rubbing the area which had apparently met the floor. Demyx and Axel burst out laughing and waited for Roxas to catch up before continuing down the hall.
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Zexion, back in his room, laid down on his bed and stared at the ceiling. A few minutes later he got a strange sense in his nose and sighed. "3…..2….. 1." as soon as he finished the door flew open and there stood Marluxia. "What now?"
"How'd you know I was coming?" Zexion pointed to his nose. "Oh, right. I forgot, you're a human-- or should I say nobody-- version of an emo sheepdog, hair included."
"Extreme anger is no reason to insult others, me, or my hair, Marluxia. I could easily call you gay because of your element and pink hair and the fact that you use peonia petals to attack people with,without even having to try. But I'm guessing that Demyx or Axel have already called youthat, am I right?" Marluxia grumbled. "I thought so. So are you going to use me as an anger management councilor or can I go back to staring at the ceiling and practicing my 'emo' act?' Zexion asked sarcastically.
"I'm going to rant and then kill Axel, That's what I'm going to do! I--"
Zexion sighed and muttered "-- need a vacation…"
"You're right! I do! I need to get away from Axel and those other ditzy idiots! I--"
"--Wasn't talking about you, asshole…" Zexion thought as Marluxia continued ranting. Marluxia's personality really confused him. He wasusually calm and cool and hard to irritate, but once you managed to get him pissed off, it never ends.
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Meanwhile, at Xigbar's room, he was having a tough time resisting the sweet urge to shoot Demyx in the head. Axel was listening to his MP3 player that he hardly used and reading a ranfdom magazine he stole off of Xigbar's table. Roxas was listening to a CD player watching in amazementas Demyx further and further drove Xigbar ever so close to the brink of turning a gun on him. "Demyx, my patience is growing thin with you, you little brat."
Demyx stopped momentarily and turned to look at Axel, who, while still reading a magazine, waved him off to continue what he wanted. So, of course, he started again, sitting down in a chair and taking a deep breath. "This is the song that never ennnds. It just goes on and on my frieeends. Somebody staaarted singing it, not knowing what it was. And here Iii am singing it, and only just because, This is the song that never ennnds. It just goes on and on my frieeends. Somebody staaarted singing it, not knowing what it was. And here Iii am singing it and only just because--"
"DIEEE!" Xigbar had finally lost it and started chasing after Demyx shooting off his guns. Roxas pressed the button on a stop watch. Axel looked over his best friend's shoulder to see what it read.
"1 minute, 36.82 seconds." Roxas announced.
"Tis a new record low is it not?"
"…" Roxas gave him a weird look. Axel laughed, half because Demyx had just gotten shot in the ass.
"What's with that look?"
"You're scary when you talk out of character, do you know that?"
"Naturally." Axel grinned.
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Back in Zexion's room, there seemed to be no end in sight of Marluxia's rant. Zexion got up and opened a cabinet. Inside were books, a mirror, a faded picture, more books, pens, paper and… a box of stress balls shaped like Bulky Vendors. "What're those for?" asked Marluxia, interrupting his rant.
Zexion tossed one of them at him, which hit Marluxia in the face before landing on his lap. "Squeeze the Heartless when you're angry and pretend its Axel. Now get the fuck out of my room before I lose it." Zexion opened the door and pushed Marluxia out. After slamming the door, he grabbed another one of the Bulky Vendor shaped stress relievers, a quite battered one, labeled "Marluxia" and stabbed it repeatedly with a pen. "I'm seriously considering that vacation…."
A/N: And thus explains how Zexion can keep his cool around these people. got that idea from geting pissed off at my computer and stabbing this earth shaped stress ball.
The song that Demyx is singing, was something that this really annoying bitch named Rebeccain my school was singing in science one time. Her annoyance came in handy I guess. I still hate her though.