Hahahaha! I still can't believe that people's main replies were "Demyx got shot in the butt!"

Demyx: IT WAS NOT FUNNY! EYEPATCH MAN HAS GOOD AIM! OW!

Xigbar: That's for calling me "Eyepatch Man" you little twerp.

Are either of you even going to say something?

Demyx: Not as long as he keeps shooting me!

Xigbar: Let's see you dance!

I do not own Xigbar, Demyx, or the rest of Organization XIII, all I own is my twisted sense of humor.

Oh yeah, reviews, i forgot...

Earthpaw: Thanks, I'll continue writing. Everyone said "Oh! Demyx got shot in the behind!" Thankfully for him, Eyepatch Man's (Xigbar: HEY!) bullets disappear or he'd have a cough unfortunate problem on his hands.

PartyBoy 47: I realized that Roxas was just standing there doing noting too, i'll try to get him to do more.

roysriza: I know, after I wrote it, I called up a friend and purposly got it stuck in her head, she still loathes me for it too!

AngelFyre2195: It can't be any worse that having "The Campfire Song" stuck in your head. Damn you, YouTube!

Memoria Muse:Hey, Demyxcould have said no if he wanted to, and singing is his gig, so he's not about to let anyone steal his annoying singingroutineAnd yes, FEAR theHeartless Stress Ball! He should probably give those out to all of the members, though Demyx would probably attach it a an elastic string and pelt the other members with it.

Master of Murder: Thanks a bunch!Yeah, like the way you felt when you couldn't find the piece of red paper in silent hill like you do every time we get together! I'll have to get some of those squeeze balls. I think dad got me a couple of one shaped like the earth. Shoot the earth when you're pissed, don't waste the bullets on the videogame ghosts.

And thanks to freakyanimegal456, OoSapphireoO, and all therest for reviewing!

Chapter 4: Saïx and the Evil Panda Plushie

Eventually, Xigbar managed to shoot Axel and Demyx enough to get them out of his room. Roxas left without any argument ad sped down the hallway after Axel and Demyx. Though before he even caught up he stopped short and turned his head to the right. The kitchen. Well he was a bit hungry and it wasn't like they could stay out of trouble with or without him around. To the kitchen it was. Leaving Axel and Demyx to reek havoc and run wild.

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"So what now?" Sighed Axel. Demyx groaned and rubbed his backside, which had been the victim of who knows how many direct hits. Axel ignored that. "There's like no one else to bother right now."

"Well we could always harass Mar again. I feel like flooding his garden."

"Yeah, you go do that, I'm gonna raid Roxas' room. He's hiding something whenever I'm around."

"Geez , not even your boyfriend's safe." Demyx laughed. Axel stopped short. "W-what?"

Axel turned around and grabbed Demyx by the front of his cloak. "What did you just say!" he growled. A wall of flames shot up and danced around him. Demyx squeaked. "Just because I like to hang around with Roxas all day doesn't mean I'm gay for him! I am not a damn pedophile! What about you and Zexion? You seem rather attached to him!"

"H-hey! That's not true! I just hate how Zexy drags around a cloud of angst wherever he goes so I try and cheer him up, that's all!" Demyx retaliated.

"Well you're the one who came up with his nick--" Axel was interrupted by a loud roar, a crash, and a door opening, indicating that Saïx was getting incredibly annoyed.

Deciding that their argument could be put on hold, they ran down the hallway. Axel turned his head towards Demyx as they ran. "Later, if you evenmention this conversation, I swear by all the fire in hell, I can, andwill kill you."

"Look, Axel, I was joking! Lighten up, will you!" Demyx turned his head and noticed that Axel was already gone. "Oh well," he shrugged, slowing down to a walk. "Least I have more time to think out a 'carefully worded apology'… yeah. Real carefully."

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Roxas walked out of the kitchen with a soda and a bag of chips in his hand. Above him, he heard Xemnas yelling. It surprised him that he was yelling about how Larxene chasing after Vexen was a waste of time now because it had been well over and hour and a half since they had played that double prank. He opened the top of the soda to take a sip of it and walked around the corner, but no sooner than he had brought the can to his lips did he walk right into someone, spilling the drink all over his face, cloak, and the floor.

"Dammit! Hey--!" Roxas looked up to see that he had walked right into Saïx, who was apparently pissed off at being soaked in a caffeinated soft drink.

Saïx growled and got his psychotic look. Not the "I'm-gonna-kill-you-where-you stand" look, but a couple steps up at the "I'm-gonna-beat-the-crap-out-of-you-and-chop-you-up-into-little-bits-and-then-into-even-smaller-bits" look. Roxas turned pale, dropped the can and quickly enveloped himself in darkness, teleporting himself to some random place in the castle.

I think I'll stay here for a while… wherever here is." Roxas then looked around. A strange blue and red mixture was flowing by. A very different sight from the usually blinding white walls that they had to deal with every day. It only then hit Roxas that he must be in the lower area of the castle where Vexen's Lab used to be, that is before he had chucked a beaker at Demyx for telling him that everyone was getting fed up with waiting for him at a meeting some times ago.

The truth is, Xemnas was the one who had sent him down to get Vexen anyways, just to give Demyx something to do so that he'd stop complaining. Though a couple of weeks later they had to move Vexen's room to another location in the enormous castle because of this. Then eventually it made its way up the walls in a partially liquid, partially gas form. Why Xemnas didn't feel the need to take action about this he had no idea, especially since it got into the atmosphere around where Kingdom Hearts was, because Xemnas just needed that breath of fresh air while hiking up to the Alter of Naught to keep Kingdom Hearts 'company' as Axel put it. Said Pyro wielding redhead often said that he wouldn't be surprised if Xemnas talked it, like how people confess their secrets to a stuffed animal or something.

Roxas suddenly got an image of Xemnas saying "You know, Kingdom Hearts, sometimes I think you're the only one who cares, you're my beeeeeest friend!", and laughed uncontrollably, and didn't stop laughing until he saw some strange mutant creature crawl out of the shadows. 'Holy crap! I though Axel was kidding when he said Vexen experimented on puppies down here!" He quickly escaped through another portal and decided he'd best just go in his room.

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Axel looked around Roxas' room, which was a complete mess. "How does he walk around this place? Even my room isn't as messy as this." His eyes wandered to a black fuzzy arm underneath Roxas' bed and pulled it out. It was a stuffed panda that you'd win at a carnival or something. Axel would have laughed but heard the door open slowly. He jumped to the doorway, shoved the panda plushie in Roxas' face and yelled "EVIL PANDA!" at the same time.

"Holy Crap!" Roxas yelled, falling over onto the ground, looking up he saw Axel laughing "Axel! What the hell was that about!"

Axel could hardly stop laughing, Roxas had that round, wide eyed look that a cat gets when you drop something and scare it. "Hey Roxas, what's with the stuffed panda?"

"HEY! Give him back!" Roxas got up and jumped for the panda, which was just out of reach.

"Chill out man, it's not like I'm gonna burn it! I only do that with Demyx's stuff. And that's only when he reaches my extremely low Demyx tolerance point."

'I don't care; I want it back, now!"

The smile on Axel's face faded when he looked down the hall and he dragged Roxas into the room. "What's--" Axel put his hand over Roxas mouth to shut him up and mouthed the word 'Saïx' before picking up the panda again and waiting by the door. He peeked out and immediately got a strong smell of alcohol. Saïx had apparently dipped into the whiskey again, and felt the need to hurt something. Axel moved his head back in the room and listened for the door to open. As soon as it opened far enough and pushed the panda in Saïx's face.

'EVIL PANDA!"

Much to both of their surprise, there was not a roar, not a claymore slashing the plushie to bits, but a scream as Saïx yelled, "The nightmares are alive! It's gonna eat me!" before running into a portal.

Axel and Roxas looked out the doorway to see no sign of Saïx, and then looked at each other in disbelief. The serious, psychotic berserker had just screamed like a girl and ran away. Peals of uncontrollable, hysterical laughter echoed through the halls of the castle as both Axel and Roxas fell to the ground laughing.

Saïx is OOC when under the influence of alcohol, with serious reputation related consequences.

Go Axel. He scared Saïx, who damn well deserved it.

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