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Chapter 7: Same Emo, Half Size

After ten minutes of dragging Demyx around, Roxas decided to wait until he was able to walk normally again, giving him the opportunity to finish his muffin. When Demyx was able to walk and talk normally, however, he had to bend down and hold his head for some minor relief from his now excruciatingly painful headache. "Oh man… My head feels like it's gonna explode…"

Axel took the opportunity to make fun of the blond. "Ha. That's surprising! Seeing how hollow your head is, it'd expect it to implode or at least dent a bit."

"Shut up…" Demyx whined, clutching his head.

Roxas paid absolutely no attention to the two and continued eating his muffin. He glanced up to see whose door he was leaning against.

IV.

4.

Vexen.

If Demyx noticed, which Roxas knew would happen, Vexen's lab would be plundered of 2 or 3 potions, Demyx would want to test them out, and someone was going to have a very hard day. He pitied them in advance.

Wait for it…

'Say…"

20 munny to me…

'Where're right in front of Vexen's room! Let's steal some of his potions and see what they do!"

Make that 200 munny…

Roxas sidestepped to the right to let Demyx amuse himself. He expected Demyx to ransack Vexen's Room, but he didn't expect Demyx to slip at the last second and collide with the door. What's more, he didn't expect Demyx to writhe on the ground and hiss out all curses he knew as well as "that bastard who invented doors must be burning in the darkest pits of 'oblivional' hell" especially that last part. Axel sighed and dragged Demyx back on his feet.

"Hurry up."

Demyx wiped a tear from one eye and opened the door. "Wonder if Vexen keeps icepacks in his fridge…"

"I think I should go with him. He's been acting klutzy lately."

"Good idea. But I'll go too, cause I think I smell alcohol coming this way."

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Zexion set the book he had been reading for the past half hour down on the end table and got up off his bed. Bending backwards, he cracked his back before standing straight again to look at the time. 1:42. And he already was out of things to do. He would have still been occupied with a su doku book, but it met its unfortunate demise when he walked by Demyx while the blond was practicing manipulating water. He missed his book.

"Might as well see what Vexen is up to. The psycho probably is itching to show off his newest creation." Zexion decided, shutting off the light and walking down the hall to Vexen's Room.

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Demyx had found a cabinet filled with air triggered potions and was searching through them while Roxas and Axel played a game of rock-paper-scissors and was now playing with a lavender colored vial of liquid labeled "Untested".

"Dammit!"

"Ha! I owned you again, Axel!" laughed Roxas.

"Shut up!"

"Maybe you'd win more if you didn't play the choices in the same order of Rock, then paper and then scissors, repeated endlessly."

"Repeat THIS!" Axel went to tackle Roxas when he heard the door opened, which was followed by a yelp and glass breaking. next Thing the two knew, A lavender smoke obscured their sight momentarily before they heard a shriek. One that didn't sound like Demyx.

"Demyx?"

"What did you do! Everything's twice as high as it used to be! Even my cloak is twice its normal size!"

"Is that a child's voice?" pondered Roxas. When the smoke finally cleared, there was a small, pale blue haired child yelling at Demyx, who looked ready to either burst in hysterical laughter or squeeze the living daylights out of the small screaming child. Though the child looked familiar, he couldn't place it. Looking next to him, Axel was trying to suppress laughter so hard that he was twitching noticeably.

"Axel?"

Axel burst into laughter. Laughter so hard it was past hysterical. "Oh, my… freaking God!" More laughter was heard before he could continue. "Demyx… He--he… turned Zexy into a Kid!" Axel laughed even harder. "A freaking KID! Demyx, he must totally hate you right now!"

"Sh-shut up!" Demyx yelled. He turned back to Zexion, who looked about ready to cry right now. "Zexy?" No answer." Aww, I'm sorry!" Demyx hugged the miniaturized Zexion, who immediately began squirming attempting to get out of Demyx's grasp.

"Lemme go! Lemme go, dammit!"

Axel burst into even more laughter and was hit in the head with a notebook.

"Zexion, don't do that!" Scolded Demyx, hugging Zexion tighter. Zexion squirmed even more and began to pound his fists into Demyx's arms.

"I swear if you don't let me go I'll-- I'll!" Zexion desperately attempted to wrench himself from the blonds grasp once more and sighed letting his body go limp.

"Calmed down, now?" asked Demyx.

"Yes…" Zexion grumbled. Demyx set Zexion down, and patted him on the head.

"Good." Grinned Demyx, sitting beside said child, and watched Axel giggle on the ground like a madman.

Roxas sighed. "There's never a dull moment here… Why the hell do I live with you nutcases?"

"I ask myself the same question every day…" sighed Zexion. The child got up and stood on his toes to just reach the doorknob.

'Where you going, Zexy?" asked Demyx, getting up to help said Zexy open the door.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Zexion shot back mockingly. Childness taking over a bit.

"Yes I would. Now where are you going?" Demyx crossed his arms.

"None of your business! I'm not a child!" Zexion yelled, waving his arms in the air.

"You are now. And you're not going anywhere without me!" Demyx scolded like a mother telling their child to stop wandering off. Roxas snorted at the scene.

"Oh look, Axel's about to burn your sitar, let's watch." Zexion claimed, pointing to Axel, who had a look of 'whut?' on his face. Demyx spun around to yell at Axel, but noticed that said spiky haired redhead had nothing in his hands.

"What do you mean Zexion? Axel doesn't have my-- Zexy?" Demyx looked around but the small child was nowhere in sight. "The little bastard pulled a fast one on me!"

"Think you'd learn that I can't summon your weapon by now, eh?"

Then it hit all of them. Zexion had resorted to a child's tactic instead of giving the usual death glare and not-so-empty-threats. Zexion? Childish? "Damn, I didn't even know he was a child at one point." Scoffed Demyx. The look on his face instantly changed to a goofy grin. "The chase is on! I'm gonna get you Zexy!" Demyx ran out the door to chase after Zexion, who had been attempting to open the door to his room and immediately squeaked in fear and took off down the hallway away from the blond.

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Roxas and Axel sat there both with an eye visibly twitching. "What the hell have we gotten ourselves into?" Asked Roxas.

"The most spontaneous, random, unbelievable bullshit I've ever seen." Replied Axel.

"…Wanna go harass Mansex?"

"Sure. He's one of the only ones we haven't annoyed today."

Oh god. Zexion's a kid. And childish. What has Demyx done this time? Poor Zexion's gonna have a nervous breakdown when he sees how cute and chibish he is… why do I suddenly get that feeling that the Zexion fangirls are going to kill me Oo… ZEXY, THEY'RE COMING FOR MEEEEE:Cowers behind Zexion:

Axel and Roxas are going to be in a spot of trouble in the next chapter. But it'll take more that a bit of trouble to keep these troublemakers at bay.

Oh, and by the way, knowing how a lot of people take any little bit of contact between same sex characters as fluff, yaoi, or implying a pairing, I didn't write this to support the ZexionDemyx pairing, nor for it to be against it. Quite frankly, if I saw Zexion as a little kid, I'd probably hug him too. Like how there are some kids that are so cute and precious you just want to squeeze them till you kill them? Yeah. So once again, get your minds out of the f-ing gutter. If this was supporting a pairing, it'd be in Humor/romance instead of just humor.

Oh, and also, please don't think I'm weird for thinking yaoi is kinda… yeah… Some of it's funny like WeaselChick's Potion Torture and Pandemonium Ensues, but most of it's really weird to me though. Maybe I'll try writing it… probably not.