I seriously need a life. Here's another chapter, because I had somewhatinspiration tonight. Your welcome people. And because you demanded it, Ryuuki Kisaki. :Laughs: Enjoy the chapter.

In this Chapter:

Xemnas and Saix go balistic

Zexion loses it

Larxene laughs at Zexion

And Demyx is acting protective of Zexy and creeping Axel and Roxas out.

Axel and Roxas crept down the hallway towards Xemnas' room. They heard a television blaring some random show until the commercials came on. The current one was the Oscar Mayer bologna commercial. "Stupid bologna… stupid singing… I can't see why the other idiots love to make annoying variations of that song…" was all they heard Xemnas mumble from the other side of the door. An evil grin twisted over Axel and Roxas' features.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" grinned Axel.

"After you." smirked Roxas.

Axel laughed inwardly, then took a breath and sang "Theeeeeee Superior has a first name--"

Roxas joined in 'It's XE-M-N-A-S!"

There was a grumble and a curse heard from in the room.

"The superior has a second name--"

"It's MA-N-S-E-X!" Roxas sang loudly, before laughing a bit.

There was a crash and someone yelling "What!"

Axel continued. "He lives up to them every day--"

"And if you ask us why we'll saaaaaaaaay--"

"Cause Our Superior, has a way, with screwing Saïx, everyday!" The two of then sang in unison. There was the sound of a chair falling over in another room and the two of them started laughing. Roxas leaned against the wall to stop himself from falling over and noticed an enraged claymore wielding psycho and an even more pissed off Xemnas, both armed and ready to kick the crap out of the two of them.

"A-axel?"

"Don't tell me. Saïx and Xemnas are armed and ready to kill?"

"Petty much, yeah, you hit the nail on the head."

"Fuck. Run."

The two of them took off down the hallway having very close encounters with multiple claymore and countless groups of small laser based missiles. 'So worth it!' was the last thing Saïx and Xemnas heard them yell in unison before the troublemakers disappeared through a portal.

"Why do I insist on not letting you kill them?" Xemnas asked Saïx.

"They're fun to scare half to death."

'We can't die, we're not alive or dead." Xemnas started really close to his rant about hearts, feelings, and nothingness. No one could stand it, especially the three stooges, even Saïx couldn't stand it.

"Don't start, please, you'll never stop."

"Silence, VII."

Saïx made a portal. "Sure. Have fun giving your beliefs to a wall. Even though I really hate to say it, Axel is right when it comes to you and Kingdom Hearts." Saïx gave a wave and was gone.

Xemnas just stood there with as much of a frown as he could on his face. "I do not rant and obsess over Kingdom Hearts!" He mumbled. A few more moments passed. "I'll go see how my Kingdom Hearts is coming along." And Xemnas stepped through a portal to the Proof of Existence.

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Zexion had gotten away.

He escaped Demyx.

Well, at least for the moment.

"I gotta find a place to hide." Zexion ran to the nearest room and pounded on the door. "Whoever's in here is taking too fucking long to open their freaking door!" he yelled. When the door finally opened he wished he hadn't chosen this room to hide in.

"Oh my God, if you're really standing there as a child, Zexion." A voice said cracking from suppressing laughter

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Demyx couldn't believe he had lost Zexion. As an adult Zexion could never run that fast. Though being a child, he was obviously a little bit energetic, if that's possible for him. And where could Zexion go anyways? The kid could barely reach the doorknobs anymore and Xemnas had this thing with keeping all doors shut at all times.

He turned around to look for Zexion when he heard hysterical cackling laughter and a small voice yelling about something not being funny. He promptly turned on his heel and around the next corner to see Larxene laughing at Zexion, who was on the verge of crying again. "Larxene, leave Zexion alone. He can't control his emotions as a kid and he looks like he's gonna start crying." Demyx scooped up Zexion, who immediately looked at Larxene like 'help me you evil bitch!'

"Oh my God, I've got to get a picture of that! I knew you liked him Demyx!" Zexion and Demyx gave each other looks of 'WHAT!' as Larxene went to get her camera.

"I'm not waiting for her to get back." Demyx mumbled as he opened a portal and walked through it. "You seriously need to get back to your old self, Zexy. Seriously. Larxene? You ask her for help? She's a sadist! She loves seeing others pain!" Demyx put the small child on his bed. "Stay here, kay? I gotta go find Axel and Roxas." Zexion pouted, like all small children do. "Stop that, it's too cute. You doing something cute is too creepy."

"Ignoring that comment. Just because I may be child sized and act a little bit like you and those other two delinquents doesn't mean you can leave me here with nothing to do. Even I need entertainment."

Demyx groaned. "Fine. You can come too, just don't wander off."

"Again, I am not a child."

Demyx pointed to the large mirror on his closet door. "You look like one to me. This was the first time Zexion saw how he actually looked. He didn't take it well.

He screamed.

Loudly.

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Axel and Roxas looked up from their newest vandalism.

"Explain this to me again Axel?"

"This cloth is the same color as the sky, which is covering Kingdom Hearts. all that is showing of it is through the small heart shaped hole that i cut in it so it looks like how it did in the begining, when Xemnas had only collected a few hundred hearts.

"Axel he's going to get incredibly pissed off. especially because when he runs up to see what's going on, he'll get a bucket of neon green hair dye on him."

"That's what i'm going for and that's why we stole Larxene's camera. To videotape it all. Then we can copy it multiple times. BLLAAAAAACKMAAAAAIIIIL!"

"I need new friends."

"Hey, that hurts!"

Axel pushed Roxas into a portal that lead to the Proof of Existance, whichclosed just in time for another to open. back at the Proof, Axel and Roxas listened to the mayhem that was happening to their superior. There was a loud scream from a child. Wait, child? Zexion. Axel and Roxas ran to Demyx's room, where said blond was trying to calm down Zexion.

"I thinkI liked him better when he didn't scream."

"What'd you do?" Asked Roxas, staring at the shaking Zexion.

"All I did was how him a mirror." Demyx shrugged. "I didn't realize it'd freak him out this much."

"I'll kill you!" came a small voice. They all ignored it.

"So what should we do?"

"Have fun milking this thing for all it's worth!" laughed Axel poking Zexion. Demyx picked Zexion up and put some space between the two.

"Stop picking on a child, Axe, and grow up. Picking on the others is one thing, but leave Zexion alone." Axel and Roxas snimply stared at Demyx.

"Is it me or is Demyx becoming a bit overprotective of Zexion?" Axel whispered to Roxas as Demyx patted Zexion on the head and grinned.

"No kidding. I think he's acting like a responsible older brother. This can only lead to one thing. The end of the World That Never Was. It's like, written in stone that Demyx can't act responsible or the worlds would go into mass chaos."

"Maybe that's why we've been causing mayhem?"

Poor Zexion. I wonder if he'll ever get his normal self back. X3 I couldn't help the Oscar Mayer thing. It was playing while I typed that part.

And why the hell is Demyx getting overprotective of Zexion?

Today's moral: Even if she's the last person on earth, never ask Larxene for Help or sympathy, EVER!