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Paring: Kagome/Kisame

Summary: Kisame...just may have a different reason for annoying Kagome than he used to.

Review: Mistuki: don't worry! Next one will be Sasori/Kagome, because I'm doing her with ALL of them.

Itachi woke up with a massive hangover. Kagome had asked him if he had remembered anything from the night before. The Uchiha thankfully said no.

That truely, honestly, did shake her a bit. Kagome was glad that Itachi wasn't the usual type to get drunk...

While the girl was pondering on about that, she didn't hear the footsteps edging near her.

"BOO!"

"AAAHHH!" Kagome shrieked from surprise, nearly falling over from shock. She twisted her head. The expression on her face quickly changed from shock to anger.

Kisame was behind her, laughing up a storm. Kagome fumed. Kisame laughed even more as her face turned red. From both embaressment and anger.

"What the hell did you do THAT for?!" the cat hanyou snarled at him, fire crackling in her normally soft eyes. Kisame's laughing died down and he wiped a tear from his eye.

"You should've seen the look in your eyes!" Kisame snorted, still chuckling a bit. "You looked so freaked out!"

Kagome pursed her lips tightly and chewed on her lip to prevent herself from screaming bloody murdur at the shark man. She turned around and started to walk out of the room briskly.

"Keh, bye scardey bit-"

Kagome growled. Something in her brain snapped. She had enough of Kisame's constant teasing.

"SHUT UP!" the enraged woman zoomed around and landed one right in Kisame's kisser. The fish dude fell to the ground. He looked like he hadn't even figured out she hit him yet. When his astonishment wore out, he shook his head and glared up at the woman. Kisame growled deep in his throat and got up, looking down mencancely at the girl. Even though usually girls would flee in terror, Kagome stood her ground, fuming still.

"What was that for?!"

"Oh, just shut up and SIT!"

Silence echoed through the room. Until Kisame burst out laughing again.

"Why in the seven hells did you tell me to sit?" he roared with laughter. But Kagome wasn't. Kisame stopped laughing when the cat hanyou in front of him fell to her knees.

She was crying.

"I-I always said that to Inu-Yasha! Maybe that's why he left me! Because he didn't want me to sit him anymore!" Kagome blubbered on the floor. Kisame stared at here, unable of what to do. He never saw a member of the Akatsuki ever cry. The shark man looked around nervously. He got even more nervous when he felt Kagome latch onto him. Her crying was dying down but she was still sniffling.

"Maybe he just doesn't love me anymore. Am I that ugly or something?" Kagome mumbled, then looked up at Kisame with a questioning look.

The shark man looked back down at her, feeling uncomfturable beyond reason.

"Well? I asked you a question! Am I ugly?"

Kisame blanched. "Um...well..."

Kagome's sobs started all over agan. "Oh I was right! I am ugly!" She clutched even harder to Kisame's cloak, soaking it with her elephant tears.

"No, no you aren't!" Kisame said, half panicked half reassuring. He patted her back, but for good measurement. "In fact, you're very...b-beautiful." He had to struggle out the word. Kagome stopped crying and hugged him.

"Thanks Kisame-san! That really helped!" Kagome whistled cheerfully, turning from him and leaving the room. Once she left, Kisame let out a long and heavy sigh that he had currently been holding.

"I dunno what's wrong with that woman. At least lying helped me. I told her that sometimes lying can be useful," Kisame mumbled to himself, turning around and walking out of the other exit of the room. But then, a puzzling thought hit his head. He paused in his tracks and looked back at where Kagome left.

It was a lie.

Was it?

Such an Inu/Kag moment, huh?

Anyways, this was fun to write. So, at first, they hated each other. But then Kisame started to grow fonder of her, and even gave her a flower (in my story...that i haven't gotten to writing down yet) :3. But I drew it. It was kawaii. Um...So...if you're confused, my story is about the Inu gang coming to Kag's world, having to live there because the well is busted, and then somehow they fix it, but when they go back down, they end up in Naruto's world. I sum it all up at the beginning, because it's starts with an entry from Kagome's diary. It's going to be fun to write if I ever get to writing it. oh well.

comment please, and no flames