Disclaimer: I STILL don't own Inu-Yasha or Naruto

Summary: Kagome got accustomed to hanging out with Tobi, which means hanging out with Deidara. But what happens when Tobi gets sick and Kagome's alone with the blonde?

Deidara sighed and rubbed his temples tiredly.

Let the headaches begin.

Even though the event of a few days ago shook Kagome's core, she decided that she'd still hang out with Tobi because they were becoming more attatched to each other.

The thing was, Tobi still thought of Deidara as Deidara-senpai.

The thing was, the masked man still was attatched to him.

The thing was, Kagome had also joined Tobi to attach to him.

The thing was, Deidara has twice the headaches now.

Oi.

"-and that's why art's a bang! Right Deidara-senpai?" Kagome finished her sentence, looking on at the blonde happily.

That's right. Senpai; she had resorted to calling him senpai. Sure, she still usually called Itachi by that, but Deidara was guessing that Kagome was calling himself that because the cat nin was a lover of art. Except, she liked to draw, not make sculptures out of clay, and her pictures didn't blow up. Usually.

"Huh? Oh yeah, hmm," Deidara mumbled, not really listening. He sighed inwardly. Tobi and Kagome had been babbling to him for what felt like hours.

Actually...it had been 10 minutes.

Just as Deidara was about to run out and beg for Itachi to use Magenkyo sharingan on him, Tobi coughed violently.

He had been coughing like that for the past few days. Sniffling and sneezing, things like that. Kagome looked at him worridly and placed a hand on his shoulder, asking him if he was alright. Tobi nodded in reply.

Deidara sighed.

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Deidara was smiling.

The birds were singing and the sun was shining.

And Tobi was in bed.

Sick.

It wasn't like Deidara has wished for this; well, he hadn't spent any more than 5 dollars in quarters in the water fountain wishing for it to happen. It was probably just a conicidence. Now Deidara had time to make some more of his clay sculptures. The blonde went to his 'workshop' and sat down on the chair in front of his desk. He frowned when Kagome suddenly ploped down beside him. Deidara turned to stare at her.

"What are you doing here?" he asked angrily. Kagome shrugged.

"Tobi said that he didn't want me to catch his cold/fever thing, so I should come keep you company." Deidara let out a huge sigh.

"Fine, but- hey don't touch that, hmm!"

He glowered down at Kagome who had a handful of clay in her hands. She delicately molded it together. It was starting to form a snoozing cat. Deidara raised his visible eyebrow. It was actually impressive.

"Hey look Deidara-senpai!" Kagome cried out to him, showing the cat. She had made it so quickly. "Isn't is really cool? Could you make it bigger? And then we could make it explode! That'd be cool!"

Deidara stared down at her. She looked actually cute sitting there on her knees. The blonde shook his head in surprise. Did he just call her cute? He looked back at her and nearly yelled. Kagome was suddenly in his face, her nose nearly touching his.

"Are you okay Deidara-senpai? You're all red!" Kagome cried in worry, bringing a hand up to his forehead. "I don't want another friend of mine getting sick!" Deidara grunted and pushed her hand away.

"I'm fine hmm," he mumurred before turning away from her.

Kagome pouted- in a rather cute away. "Fine."

Deidara stared at her lips as they were formed outwards. He couldn't take it anymore. Deidara suddenly leaned in and pecked her on the lips. He expected for her to blush giddly, but she stomped out, fuming. Deidara gaped after her.

"What's with everybody KISSING ME?!"

Gah dis sucks. blah