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0.0 Holy hell.

I woke up this morning, went on the computer, and suddenly got ran over by 17 messages of reviews, alerts, favourites, and C2's! I crashed agsinst the bookcase. :P

Reviews:

MakayoHayashi'028: Thanks! XP I wasn't that fond of the Deidara one.

Kage Otme: Of course! I'm doing everybody :3 This one shall be Zetsu

Death by Squishy: ARIGAUTO!!!! Yay for Deidara X3

Summary: Zetsu's too shy for his own good :p

Kagome hung her head low.

Apparently, Deidara wasn't red from just embaressment. He had caught Tobi's fever/cold thing. The cat nin sat in the living room, depressed- again.

She had no one to really hang out with. Itachi and Kisame were out on a mission. But...

Suddenly the girl's head came right back up. She could hang out with another member!

Kagome thought about it for a moment. Hidan and Kakazu were too busy right now. Kakazu was counting money and Hidan was doing a ritual. And Kagome didn't want to interupt them. She saw what happened to Tobi when he interupted them. Kagome shuddered and got up. There was only one more person she could hang out with.

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Zestu was in his greenhouse, tending carefully to the many plants inside there. He looked up to see Kagome...

...passing the greenhouse.

His curiousity suddenly being spiked, Zetsu exited his greenhouse and followed her quietly.

Kagome came to a stop in an open field. It was full of flowers- the most beautiful flowers Zetsu has ever seen. He watched as Kagome picked a couple of them, then turned around-

-only to crash into Zetsu.

Kagome squealed as she went landing down on her butt as Zetsu managed to stay up from their collision. He put down his hand to help her. Kagome blushed and got up with his help.

"Kagome-chan, what are you doing?" Zetsu asked, looking at her strangely. Kagome's blush withered and she smiled and pushed the flowers up into his face.

"I wanted to give this to you!"

Now...over the time that Kagome was in the Akatsuki, Zetsu has learned something about her. Not only did she love art, but she loved plants. Even though Kagome was as hyper as Tobi, Zetsu still loved the fact that she loved plants. Zestu stared down at Kagome's pretty face. Oh god he just called her pretty.

"Well, don't you like them?" Kagome asked, starting tp frown because he wasn't responding. Zetsu blushed...

...and his venus fly trap-like walls enclosed around his head to cover it.

Kagome blinked and blinked and blinked. Then one more time for good meassure.

She stared at Zetsu.

There was silence.

Until Kagome started to burst out laughing.

Not quite expecting that, Zetsu opened the walls and blinked back at the laughing girl.

"Why the hell are you laughing?" Zetsu's black side demanded angrily.

"I'm s-sorry Zetsu-kun!" Kagome managed between giggles. "You just looked so kawaii there!" Zetsu blushed again. 'Kawaii?'

"And you reminded me of a Venus fly trap! It looked like you were trying to eat your head!"

Zetsu sweat-dropped and shifted his eyes.

"Now here Zetsu-kun!" Kagome pushed the pretty flowers back into his face. "I thought you would like them because I know that you like plants. And these ones are very pretty."

Zetsu took them gingerly. His white side spoke. "Thank you Kagome-chan." He turned around and hurried back to his greenhouse. Kagome was about to say something but he was soon long gone. She frowned and pouted.

"Hey were supposed to hang out!"

crap. c r a p. I hope you guys like it... I only liked the fact that Zetsu-kun was shy :P