Author's Notes: Random topic after watching Hercules. This one dedicated to online random number generators.

Theme: Why?

Air Hockey

"Come on Reeve!"

"No."

"Please?" Cait insisted.

"No Cait. Now leave me to do my work."

The feline did not relent though. "Pretty please with sugar on top?"

"Absolutely not. Can you not see all the paper work I have to do right now Cait? I do NOT have the time for something as silly and trivial as this."

"Silly and trivial? Man that is like the meanest thing you've ever said to me Reeve. You hurt me here man," the robot said, a hand hovering over its breast.

"Cait… All you have there is a few servos and relays. Nothing vital," the executive pointed out.

This did not deter the cat. "Come on Reeve. Give me ONE good reason why you can't."

"I've got paper work, I still haven't started on the new blue prints, there are the figures I need to work on for the repairs needed to the secondary supports of the Sector Three plate…"

"Woah man, he said ONE good reason," Reno pointed out from where he was perched on the edge of the older male's desk. The Turk was there to back up the idea of the feline.

"Fine. I do not have time."

"You have not had even a ten minute break since before I was a recruit, which was too long ago for even me to remember," Reno added to support the robot.

"Reno, we've proven over the years that you have the amazing memory and attention span of a goldfish."

The Turk looked mildly offended, and laughed as the puzzled look upon Cait's face revealed that the feline barely understood the thinly veiled insult.

"Gold fish have an attention span of three minutes Cait," Reno provided before turning back to Reeve, "You saying I'm ADD?"

"ADHD maybe," Reeve said, reaching for another report to work on.

"Why? Just because we want you to join the Air Hockey tournament? I mean, we only do it once a year and you ARE the reigning champ."

Reeve shook his head, "Why don't you just leave me alone to my work?"

"Not happening champ," Reno said. "I'll carry him Cait if you tie him up."

"WHAT?" Reeve protested as Cait quickly set about this task. Damnit, why had he agreed to play last year anyway?