Tian Cai

By mkusenagi2

The story concept © 5-19-2006
All Marvel characters are © Marvel Comics.
Kim Possible and other Disney characters
are © Disney Co.

Interlude III

Iron Ron

8-05-2004
Stark International's
Heavy Research Division
White Plains, NY
1930 hrs

Two sets of eyes watched the Sun set behind Stark International's White Plains facility.

"As soon as the fools inside settle into their routine… we STRIKE!" Hissed one man to the other.

"Don't worry… I'll hold up my end as long as you hold up yours… kill Iron Man and I'll give you all the data I have about 'Herr Smith'…"

"And in return I shall give you the Secrets of Immortality I have gleaned from Makluan technology… with the expected return of a favor or two… for which you will be handsomely rewarded."

---

Meanwhile…

Inside said facility, The Rook was trying to understand his new assignment…

Ron was talking to Stark over his link while he stood before a sight few had ever seen… The Armory!

"Ok… one more time… You want me… Me… The Rook to stand in for the real Iron Man?" Ron.

"That's right… he's Earned a vacation… and I HAVE to get my physical. When we checked around, Shellhead and I decided that you were the best choice." Stark.

"Uh… why?" Ron.

"You've gained a great deal of combat experience when it comes to fighting superbeings… and we think it's time for you to 'expand your horizons', so to speak."

"Ok."

"…"

"Look… just do your best… the rest will fall into place… and if you're hungry The Armory has a FULLY stocked kitchen."

"Coolio!"

"By the way… Team Possible should be arriving shortly to render assistance with the security… I've leaked information into the 'Net that says Pulsar's module is in the High Energy Physics Lab for safekeeping… Heh! Don't Worry. The module was sent to the X Mansion one day ago with Rabbi K."

"Ok… uh Sir when you see him… could you say Hi for me?" 'I think I'll pick this one… Hmm… Iron Man Mark VI Experimental Series B… BOOYAH! OHHH YEAH!'

"No problem Ron… Stark out."

Ron put on the New version of Stark's old Scarlet and Gunmetal colored Centurion armor…

Ron heard Sheila's voice…

"ACTIVATING… PLEASE IDENTIFY…"

"Ronald Dean Stoppable…"

"CHECKING… ID CONFIRMED… RONALD DEAN STOPPABLE… IS THE EXCLUSIVE OWNER OF THIS SUIT! WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS?"

'Uh Oh. KP and Sheila are gonna kill me.'

"Would you like a backrub while you're thinking?" the suit said.

"Uh sure." 'OH MY GOD… THIS IS GREAT! Guess I'll… ohhh yeahhh… have to… RighT there… figure out something later…'

---

Earlier…

8-05-2004
Condor 1/SHIELD Helicarrier flagship
In hover mode over
Manhattan, NY
The Practice Room
0900 hrs

At this moment in time a rare tableau was set before the off duty SHIELD staff: Kim Possible was using the 'Heart & Hammer' against Agent Will Du of Global Justice and her partner Hirotaka… with devastating results as far as Du and 'Taka were concerned.

"Time!" 'Taka.

"C'mon guys… I just got warmed up! Please?" 'Ron!'

'Yeah KP?'

'You were RIGHT! Using the link has helped me fight better even when you're NOT here… NOT that it's a substitute…'

'Gotcha! MISS YOU!'

'You Too Hon!'

"I must… reevaluate… my techniques." Hirotaka said.

"I must say I'm amazed Capt. Possible… Your fighting style HAS improved…" Du.

"Ok… Show's Over People… Team Possible Get Yer Asses Ta The READY ROOM Pronto!" The Specialist roared over the comlink.

---

8-05-2004
Condor 1/SHIELD Helicarrier flagship
In hover mode over
Manhattan, NY
Mission briefing in
The Ready Room
0905 hrs

Team Possible stood at the holotable in session with two members of the SHIELD Strategic Triumvirate: Col. Thaddeus A. C. "Dum Dum" Dugan; Maj. Gabriel Jones.

"Ok you goofs… Lissen up… The Director wants you to assist The Rook with a little trap he's devised to snag a coupla rats," Col. Dugan said. "The Mandarin and Spymaster."

"!" Team Possible.

"Stark's bodyguard's on vacation, so he got himself a stand in: The Rook."

"!" Team Possible. 'RON!' Kim.

"The plan's a simple one. Stark leaked false data on the 'Net that says this module," the holotable showed a Flowmetal™ module composed of 10 interlinked helices that gave rise to an eleventh 'hidden helix', "is still in this facility, Stark International's Heavy Research Division in White Plains, NY." The view morphed into a 3d floor plan of Stark's complex, "To be precise inside the High Energy Physics Lab… in the Northwest corner… Here!"

"We know The Spymaster is in cahoots with The Mandarin due to some intel we've recently acquired…" Major Jones said. "Spymaster isn't very happy with Herr Smith and wants out. We believe that he has Smith's ID on him…"

Kim raised her hand.

"Yes Captain Possible?"

"Pardon me Sir… how are we supposed to keep The Mandarin off our backs, doesn't he have those Power Ring thingies?"

"Uh Huh!" Rufus chirped from Kim's pocket.

The Specialist walked into the Room.

"That's Major Stoppable's job… The Mandarin's many things… an' bein' egotistical is one a' them… When the Mandarin hears Iron Man's on site he WON'T resist the bait… Don't worry… The Rook's got complete access to Stark's Armory…"

"Armory, Sir?" Kim. "Uh Oh!" Rufus. Kim zipped her pocket shut!

"Yeah, The Armory… it contains EVERY suit that Stark could devise for Shellhead's missions."

"Yes Sir." 'OH MY GOD! RON HAS ACCESS TO ONE OF THE GREATEST WEAPONS STOCKPILES ON THE PLANET! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING?'

"While The Rook keeps The Mandarin busy, you three will capture Spymaster here," a pointer zoomed through the complex to a heavily shielded area, "the Particle Physics Lab." The Specialist said. "We also have half a company of men in the New Guardsmen Series II suits hidden on site to render assistance if things get out of hand… The Mandarin has been known to SURPRISE folks from time to time…"

"We're thinking the charged shielding will prevent Spymaster from using The Ghost's tech." Col. Dugan.

'Taka raised his hand.

"Yes?" Col. Dugan.

"What happens if we can't stop his escape?"

"We'll have an 'expert' on site that CAN slow him down if it doesn't work."

"Where is the module now?"

"The X Mansion."

'SHEILA!' Kim and 'Taka.

---

8-05-2004
Stark International's
Heavy Research Division
White Plains, NY
1940 hrs

"Spymaster!" The Mandarin hissed over the link.

"Yeah? … Kinda busy here… trying to infiltrate the base…" he replied.

"Be On Your Guard… Iron Man's HERE!" The Mandarin hissed out.

"! … ARE YOU SURE… I OWE HIM!"

"It will have to wait, find the module or it's whereabouts… I'll keep The Golden Avenger busy."

"Copy."

---

Team Possible lay in wait in the High Energy Physics Lab…

"Stay Frosty People… he's here!" Kim whispered as she ducked under a table as Spymaster flowed out of the wall. '!' she thought as a hand clamped over her mouth and she was PULLED through the wall.

'Gotcha… ? Where'd she go? Oh well back to work!' he thought as he turned away from the table he had thought Kim was under and checked around the banked lab equipment with a fiberoptic. "The Old Ways Are The Best Ways."

"Yes They Are," a voice quietly said, "Yet It's A Shame That You Never Learned How To Use Them." The voice finished before kicking Spymaster in his Rt Temporal orbit and slipping a tracer on his person.

"CRUNCH!" "AAAAAHHHH! YOU BASTARD… BLIND… CAN'T SEE!" Spymaster reached into his belt and slapped an antishock squib into his thigh.

"Correction. You're only half blind. I'm sure your left eye is functioning properly. That's for letting Drakken 'touch' Anne Possible." 'Taka said as he cartwheeled away from Spymaster and leaned against a bank of equipment.

Will Du ran around the corner… and saw the tableau before him.

"Where's Agent Possible?" Du asked. 'Taka closed his eyes.

"Don't Know, Don't Care, I'm outta here." Spymaster threw a flashbomb and slid through the floor.

"MY EYES!" Du.

"You should have closed them as I did. 'Look' at the edges of your vision. Your sight will recover faster that way." 'He did ask a very good question… Where is Kim?'

---

At that VERY moment Kim was tussling with the person that had saved her life.

"Wait!"

"YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME TO GET TO RON…" Kim roared as she swung and kicked at her 'assailant'.

'She's REALLY GOOD… Likes her partner a LOT I see…'

They rolled on the floor.

"UH OH!" Rufus chirped before he hid in Kim's pocket.

"WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! THE DIRECTOR SENT ME! NAME'S SHADOWCAT! I'M ONE OF THE XMEN!"

Kim stopped fighting.

"Sorry… Thanks for saving me…" Chagrined Kim.

"Later. I've got a Spymaster to hobble!" Shadowcat said as she flowed through the wall.

---

'Iron Man' exited the Armory through a secret exit and wound up in a janitor's closet.

'Cool! Ok, where am I?' Ron cracked the door open and peeked into the hall.

"You are at this location." The armor purred as it showed Ron that he was next to the Cafeteria.

'Coolio! Guess we'll help ourselves!' he thought as they made their way into the kitchen and rummaged through the freezer.

'Mmmm, Black Raspberry Fudge Ice Cream… dang! Gotta make a shake.'

The Mandarin attempted to slither into the kitchen…

"Warning The Mandarin has ent…" the armor stated.

"I know." Ron turned towards The Mandarin. "Would you like a shake, or some chai?"

This gave the Mandarin pause.

"A Shake please… what are you having?"

"A Black Raspberry Fudge with a Cherry twist."

"…" "I would like the same please."

"No Problem." Ron proceeded to mix the ingredients for The Mandarin's shake.

"Don't think…"

"I wouldn't dream of it dude," Ron replied as he completed The Mandarin's shake, "with a sweet Maraschino Yellow Red on top!"

The Mandarin waited until Ron completed his shake, and the two warriors went outside.

'Is there a reservoir in this suit?' he thought to the armor.

'YES' it flashed before it activated a mouth siphon and slowly drained Ron's shake into storage.

The Mandarin sipped his shake… "!"

"Good?" Ron.

"VERY!" Mandarin.

After they finished the warriors took stock of one another.

"You are NOT the REAL Iron Man," The Mandarin hissed, "where is he?"

"Uh yeah… about that… he decided to go on vacation… the Bahamas I think."

"…"

"No matter… you are NO match for my skills…" The Mandarin hissed as he rose and took a stance.

---

8-05-2004
1407 Graymalkin Lane,
Salem Center
Westchester County, NY
AKA The X Mansion
The Lab complex
1950 hrs

Now while this was going on Stark had just passed a physical given to him by Charles Xavier and was hurriedly working with Sheila Goble, and Rabbi K on her armor upgrade.

"No, no, NO. You have to look at this as a 3d version of the Tree Of Life out of the Sefer Yetzirah." Stark said. "Sheila's powers are partially based on what Dr. Strange calls Magics. The Module's designed to amplify Sheila's powers and merge them with The Rook's AND Ms. Possible's…"

"Wait a sec," Sheila, "You think the Princess has some sort of powers?"

"Yes." Charles added, "We have thought so for a VERY long time. In fact we think that what her powers partially affect are… Time."

"And Probability." Stark added.

"So ALL those times… I couldn't have… I mean…" Sheila.

"Don't misunderstand… she's not invincible… unless someone believes in her…" Charles.

"Ron." Sheila.

"Exactly."

"…"

"Are you going to TELL her?" Sheila.

"Yes. After the mission's complete." Charles.

"'k" Sheila.

"Where did you get the idea for this design Tony, the circuitry's like nothing I've EVER seen!" Rabbi K asked.

"…" "I SAW it… in a dream."

Sheila donned her armor.

"You boys have been going at this all wrong… this requires a woman's touch!" Sheila said as she walked up to the module and waited.

The Module hovered above the table and flew towards Sheila's armored form.

It began to glow.

"!" Everyone in the room thought.

"I am ready to assist in the fight that is coming… may I bond with your armor?" A musical voice that sounded like Divine Bells said.

"Uh… WHO ARE YOU?" Sheila asked.

"I am a key that was crafted for your use by this man's hands… and given life by The Essence… so You May Aid The Champion When It Is Time."

'The Essence!' "Ok… go ahead…" The key turned into a ball of light and flowed into Sheila's armor via multiple pathways. 'Tickles… Like when Ron does tha…' SCARLET! 'never mind.'

Rabbi K's eyes bugged out when he read the monitor. "Holy…"

"What's… ohmigod." Stark.

"Interesting!" Charles.

"Alright Already! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME!"

"Ms. Goble, the instruments are registering the presence of a source of shielded energy equivalent to at LEAST one solar mass. You." Charles.

"Let me guess more training?" Sheila.

"Indeed. I'll have to call Col. Danvers in the morning so she'll be able to assist."

"Ok." 'Great! Then I can FINALLY get some shopping done… they're great guys but a gal's GOTTA relax.'

"Hey Tony, could you check on Ron for me. Just don't let him know I'm… uh." Sheila said. 'Can't risk using the link with someone as skilled as The Mandarin on his tail… he'd try to take advantage.'

"Sure. (Grins) Stark to Iron Man." Stark said over his link.

---

"Stark to Iron Man. How's it going Ron?" Stark asked Ron over the suit's link.

"Uh… kinda busy sir… some guy called the Mandarin used Spymaster as a decoy… he's after the module you took with you." Ron said as he evaded The Mandarin's attacks while trying NOT to destroy the building in the process.

"…"

"Oh… DON'T worry about him… with your skills and that armor I gave you you'll be able to handle him… which suit did you take anyway?"

"Uh… The Iron Man Mark VI Experimental Series B one… Look I…"

"That's Great! I was going to ask you to test it anyway before I gave it to you… Now listen… The Mandarin's rings are powered through Makluan technology… They're an alien species… That armor's designed to neutralize his powers… Without his rings he's just another highly skilled warrior… All you have to do is think about what you want the suit to do and it should do it… Don't just THINK outside the box Ron, STEP OUTSIDE IT TOO! There's datafiles for EVERY villain Iron Man's faced over the years. Sheila sends her love! Stark out."

"!"

'Hmmm… Gonna have to do this Rook Style…' 'Tell me everything I need to know about The Mandarin.'

"Yes Sir." It purred as it began to download data into Ron's brain.

'Cool! He's like Bonnie was… an egotistical snob! This'll be TOO easy!'

Ron popped up from behind some tumbled cafeteria furniture and flew towards The Mandarin!

"FOOL!" The Mandarin turned the jumbled furniture into a giant hand with a blast from his Matter Rearranger ring and caught Ron mid-flight!

'How are shields?' 'OPTIMAL.' It flashed. 'That means good… Right?'

'YES.' 'Good. Now he's gonna come over here and gloat a bit… while he's doing that I'm gonna focus on fusing the Bo temporarily to you 'k?'

'OK.'

"I don't know who you are… but you were a fool to come here." "BAM!" The Mandarin hit the armor with his Impact Beam.

Ron focused on his hanbo while it was in wrist mode and felt it crawling on his arm.

"STOP! That TICKLES…" The Mandarin heard.

"WHAT! You dare to make Light of my skills?" The Mandarin Roared as he hit The Rook with his Impact Beam again and sent him sprawling across the room.

"BAM!" "OWWW!" The Rook lay VERY still…

"…" "I have bested you in personal combat…" The Mandarin stated as he walked over to 'Iron Man's' prone form. "Your life is mine!"

"ARMOR IS LINKING WITH ORGANIC ENTITY… FORMING UNKNOWN ENERGY CANNON ON RIGHT ARM… … … PROCESS IS COMPLETE… WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS?"

"Charge it up… NOW!" The Rook whispered.

Several things happened…

The Mandarin KICKED The Rook over…

The Rook rolled with the kick, backflipped into Hsing-I's Metal Fist stance and raised his Right arm…

The Armor Neutralized The Mandarin's Rings…

The Mandarin went BUGFUCK because he was powerless and looking into hell…

The Rook primed 'The Cannon' on his right arm…

And Fired.

"…"

"…"

"Rook to Stark."

"Go ahead."

"This leg of the mission's accomplished… I'm gonna check how Team Possible's doing."

"Well Done! Iron Man. Stark out." 'Hopefully he's DEAD this time.' Stark.

The ONLY evidence The Mandarin had been there was his scorched outline on the cafeteria wall…

Ladies And Gentlemen… Elvis Has Left The Building.

---

8-05-2004
Stark International's
Heavy Research Division
White Plains, NY
The North Fence
2030 hrs

Team Possible had reunited and had responded to an alarm that the lab security had set off at the North Fence…

They stopped 15' feet away from what was one of the 'oddest' battles they had ever seen…

Spymaster was trying to escape from the complex yet every time he did a hand, grappling hook, or a fist would rise out of the ground to hobble him!

Du, and 'Taka LOOKED at Kim.

"I'll tellya later… she's a friend."

Shadowcat backflipped out of the ground and squared off against Spymaster.

"Man. I'd heard you were 'The Best' but you're sooo pathetic." She hissed.

"Well… Let's see how pathetic you think this is!" he growled as he threw a flashbang at her eyes and activated a micro jetpack.

Simultaneously Shadowcat ducked, rolled forward, drew her katana and sliced Spymaster's right heel off as he flew away!

"YOU BITCH! AHHH…" he screamed as he flew towards Salem Center.

"That's MS. Bitch to you!"

"Spankin' Shadowcat." Kim said as she ran up with her team.

"Guys this is Shadowcat. She saved me when Spymaster took a bead on me."

"It is my honor. I am Hirotaka."

"Agent Will Du of Global Justice, at your service Ma'am." Du said as he saluted her.

"Hi!" Rufus chirped.

"You must be Rufus!" Shadowcat said as she petted him.

'Ron.'

'Coming KP.'

'The MANDARIN. Ron.'

'He's toast.'

'DEAD!'

"Yeah." Ron said as he landed in his suit of armor. "I had no choice."

"…"

"Sorry." Kim Hugged Ron and Kissed his visor.

"AWWW MAAANN! Ya Kissed The Armor! Now I gotta clean it off."

"Do it and you're grounded for a week… No Kimshine." 'Men and their toys!'

"Uh… you wouldn't…"

"Try me."

"Ok. Sorry. The Kiss stays." 'Can You DO That?' 'YES!' 'COOL!' The suit sealed Kim's kiss under a layer of diamond.

"HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!" Team Possible, Lab Security, and the Guardsmen laughed.

"Hey KP isn't it cool! Stark gave me a suit of armor, too… uh who's your friend?" Ron flipped up his visor and kissed Kim.

"Ron." Kim LOOKED into his eyes. 'Hon. Are you SURE you're OK?'

'Yeah… Uncle Nick… Dad, Rabbi K, and I talked about it… I'LL NEVER LIKE TAKING A LIFE KIM… but I can see where it could be necessary… to save another life.' He said as he gazed into her eyes. 'Hold on… Sheila!'

'Yeah Hon?' 'A Nastygram's headed your way he's,' Kim showed Sheila, and Ron, Spymaster's injuries, 'Hurt Pretty bad.' 'Gotcha Hon! We're ready for him! Kiss!' 'Coolio!'

"So uh… who's your friend?" Ron said as he goosed Kim's ass.

"OH! Uh! Heh! (Blushing!) Ron this is Shadowcat of the Xmen."

"Coolio! You're a friend of Logan's right?" Ron said as he shook her hand.

"Oh yeah. He taught me EVERYTHING I know about Kung Fu and uh… Ninpo. I've followed your exploits for years… Logan told me about you guys too… call me Kitty."

"Cool!"

"Can I ask you guys a question?" Kitty asked.

"Sure." Kim and Ron. 'Jinx! 3 sodas!' Ron. 'Want anymore Kimshine?' 'ok.'

"What'd you guys do that got Logan so worked up. He was bitching about that party on the mesa so much that we KNEW he'd had a Great Time."

Kim and Ron swore Kitty to secrecy and told her about how he'd walked with Ron throughout the whole Vendetta mission, and how they'd paid him tribute for being a standup guy after losing Mariko.

"Wow!" 'They've got some guts… usually all he'll settle for is some beer.'

"Guys… dude's got a head start… let's get crackin'." The Rook said as he reformed his Bo and created a cloud under his feet.

While everyone got onboard Ron reformed his armor into a backpack and focused on his target… Spymaster!

"He's landed on the X Mansion's grounds." 'Taka.

"Everybody's on board Cap'n." Kim.

"Let get this over with people!" The Rook roared.

Team Possible rose into the night… and zoomed off to the Northeast.

---

Meanwhile…

At the X Mansion…
2038 hrs

The Xmen watched as an intruder tried to enter the X Mansion stealthily… NOT!

'Everyone hold your positions…' Charles Xavier thought to Pulsar, and Wolverine while Stark and Rabbi K watched in the control room.

---

Spymaster wasn't faring too well…

He'd managed to find a ventilation shaft, popped it open, and crawled through it into a dimly lit underground complex… the Xmen's secret headquarters!

He didn't know he was being watched!

'Ow! little bitch! … What'd she cut me with anyway?' he moaned and proceeded to treat the wound. 'What is this place? Mission's gone South for sure…'

---

"So what'd you cut him with anyway?" Kim asked Shadowcat.

"Adamantium katana… with the usual mystic runes carved into the blade." Shadowcat.

"Oh." Kim. 'Weird!'

"Oh Yeah! Kim, Juggs says Hi… and thanks for everything. What'd he mean…"

"Later! Ok People! Fan out… you know the drill… We want him alive!" Kim hissed as The Rook landed the cloud and dissolved it.

'Ron!' Kim thought as she Looked at him…

'I GOT your back KP!'

Kim looked at Shadowcat. "Ready?"

"Yeah."

"Let's Go!" The trio took off into the brush.

---

Charles FELT The Rook, Kim and Team Possible on the grounds.

'Everyone must stop!' They stopped their search. 'We already have him trapped… physically… I'm picking up a psionic link on him though. Logan… I need you to 'scratch' him here…' an image appeared of a glowing dot that sat between Spymaster's shoulder blades, 'to deactivate his implant.'

'Gotcha Chuck!' Logan made a wait signal with his fist to Pulsar and loped around the corner.

"SNIKT! AHH! …" 'All done Chuck… he's been 'sanitized' too.'

'Excellent! Take him to the Medlab, I'll be there shortly. Pulsar I think you'll want to greet our guests… Kitty escort Team Possible to our door.'

'Yes Sir.'

---

After all the introductions had been made, toys and powers compared, villains put into stasis and carted off, repairs completed, sleeping arrangements agreed to, naked molerats put to bed… and folks turned in…

Ron woke.

And decided to have his shake…

Sheila woke to find Ron missing!

"Wha…?" Kim.

"Go Back To Sleep." Sheila.

"'k." Kim huddled under the covers.

Sheila slipped on a robe and slippers and made her way to the kitchen… to see Ron standing next to his Armor, talking to it as the armor dispensed something into two glasses and placed them on the table.

She leaned against the door and enjoyed the scene…

"Cool! Now you know how to make a shake! Pretty soon you'll be able to cook like I do… well almost as good…"

'That's my voice!' Sheila.

"Do you think so Sir?" The Armor replied.

"Yeah. No doubt about it. You've got the makings to be a great chef… and we've gotta name you too. I mean I can't keep calling you 'The Suit' or 'The Armor' all the time can I?" Ron said as he turned and saw Sheila standing there. "Uh Hi." 'WOW! ME LIKEY THE SILK!'

"Hi. Whatcha makin'?" Sheila said as she wrapped herself around Ron and toyed with his hair.

"Milksh… uhhh a shakemilk… 'IDIOT! Speak English Ronman!' A Milkshake."

Sheila leaned Ron back against the sink and rubbed her breasts against his chest. "Need anymore milk… maybe 'Green Milk'?" she purred as she licked his neck.

"Uh… not now… 'GREEN MILK!' uh maybe later… … Oh Hi Logan." 'Whew!'

'Damn!' Sheila thought as she turned her head and looked at Logan. "Sorry."

"I wasn't even here." He said as he grabbed a beer and left.

Ron took Sheila's hand and led her to the table.

"Here you are Mam'selle one fresh milkshake… Hey!" Ron said to the armor as it took both their shakes and poured them into a tall steel cup, sprayed a dollop of whipped cream on it, topped it with a Maraschino Red, and deftly placed two straws in it.

"Just the way you like it Ma'am! Good night." The armor said before it dimmed the lights, and plugged itself into the wall socket to top its batteries.

"Good night." They said as they gazed at each other.

Sheila took the first sip.

"MMM!" 'Tastes good, not as good as YOU, but good. Black Raspberry and Fudge?'

'Yeah, with a twist of Cherry. So how're they treating you here?' Ron took a sip, gazed into her eyes, slid his hand across the table and entwined his fingers with hers.

'Ok… Hon you've gotta make some flavored syrup for me in this flavor. The Taste's Awesome!' Sheila.

'Uh, ok.' Ron.

'Now if I can find a rubber sheet, some fuzzycuffs, and a rubber fork… Heh, Heh, Heh!' Devilish Sheila.

'What?' Ron.

'Nothing… just thinking about how much I missed you Hon!' 'heh.'

'I missed you too.' 'wonder how she'd look… oiled! Heh!'

Sheila rose and sat in Ron's lap.

The Emerald Huntress gazed at her Mate, and gently took a Precious Kiss from Her Love.

Hanuman wrapped his arms around one of his Wives and drank from Her Magical Depths.

Both looked through the kitchen window at the stars…

Sheila turned and gazed at Ron while toying with his hair…

"Come To Bed." Sheila said as she rose from his lap and took his hand.

"Ok."

Fin.