Hello everyone! I'm so sorry 4 not updating 4 a VERY long time, you guys probably hate me right? ; ; Anyway, I'm hoping you guys got what it takes in your heart to forgive me!

THE GUY FRIGGIN FAINTED! Arashi sighed, he still can't get use to the idea that this man was his dad, It's not like everyday you meet your father who you by the way found out was one of the best ninjas around but only to see that he was the exact opposite of what you thought he was. I mean, come on, the guy friggin fainted like a scared little girl for goodness sakes just for a piece of news that probably a academy student can understand and not faint.

Sasuke was currently sleeping on the couch in Tsunade's office in the dark side of the room so no one would notice him when they come in. Jiraiya on the other hand was laughing non-stop ever since the Uchiha prince fainted, he couldn't believe the GREAT Uchiha Sasuke fainted like most of his fan girls does if he even breathed in their direction, Jiraiya still did not believe it and even thought it was a genjutsu but changed his mind when he tried using a 'Kai' to dispel it only for nothing to happen.

Kotetsu and Izumo (Are they chunin or jounins?) had gone to their usual duties and Shizune was once again to fetch the remaining ninjas back at Ichiraku, leaving Arashi helping Tsunade with the horrible paper work she was cursed with which much to their surprise was very fast with and it left the current Hokage happy since he had already finished three mountains of paper work for her just under half an hour while it took her three hours, one hour for each mountain if she tried her best. Man, what luck it was being apart of a demonic heritage despite those damn people who outcast them, being the child of a jinchuuriki could possibly have their genes changed and altered when they were born making them as the greater beings of the human species. Tsunade wondered why most jinchuurikis were the children of royal families or the sealers they were sealed by (e.g. Gaara son of the Kazekage, Naruto child of the Fourth Hokage). The whole time as they continued the paper work which Tsunade which she didn't even need to lift a finger to help with, she sometimes caught Arashi's eyes staring at his dad.

A knock alerted them of the new arrivals.

"Come on in." Tsunade said loud enough for them to hear so they could come in. The door opened a bit as Shizune stuck her head in.

"Tsunade-sama, Sakura and the others you have ordered to come here have arrived."

Tsunade nodded "Bring them in."

One by one, ninjas from the Ichiraku store came in. As they all came in, they never noticed Sasuke sleeping on the couch in the darkness or Arashi who was next to Jiraiya on the sidelines near Sasuke…Or should I say behind the frog-hermit?

"Tsunade-sama." Sakura acknowledge as she was about to ask something but was cut off when Tsunade held her hand up as to keep her silent.

Everyone was curious, knowing they will soon get the answers. They were all curious and anxious about the news they heard of Naruto being kidnapped by Akatsuki from Jiraiya.

"Is something the matter, Tsunade-sama?" Sakura asked.

10 minutes later

"So Sasuke-kun…" Lee started

"…And Naruto.." Sakura continued

"HAD A SON/SEX!?!?!?" Lee (who said 'a son') and Kiba (who said 'sex') finished before Kiba burst out laughing despite how shocked he was. He continued to laugh even more when they found out that the Uchiha fainted as they stared at him as he continued to sleep on the couch. It was hard for him to believe that Naruto and Sasuke would ever be together despite them being best friends, they were complete total opposites for goodness sakes!

Sasuke was pale, Naruto was tan.

Sasuke had dark hair, Naruto had bright blonde hair.

Sasuke was a dark silent mysterious type of person where Naruto was a bright happy-go-lucky type of person.

Sasuke was rookie of their year where Naruto was dead-last despite how stronger she was with others.

….Well, you get the picture now.

"I guess the saying that opposites do attract each other were right after all." Kakashi said, he was no fool, he knew the two were more than friends.

But Kiba was more shock on Sasuke fainting more!

"Kiba-kun, don't be so rude." Hinata warned him.

"But how can I stop laughing? I mean come on, the GREAT Uchiha Sasuke fainted! This is a once in a life-time thing!" He told the others as he continued to laugh, making some of the other guys laugh or snicker with him. I mean, how can you NOT laugh?

"So where's Arashi-kun now?" Sakura asked, she was pretty desperate to meet her team mates' son.

Everyone were waiting for Tsunade's reply since their pretty much anxious about seeing Arashi while wondering what the kid looked like.

Mean while, Tsunade just stared at them as if they were dumb, the child they were looking for was right in front of them or more likely standing on the sidelines staring at them with confusion as Jiraiya tells him who is who.

"He was right in front of you the whole time." The blonde lady muttered as she pointed to Arashi making everyone stare at him.

Arashi suddenly got nervous since he was not use to all this attention. A lot of people stared at him in shock but Kakashi and the other senseis were the most surprised since he looked like a dark-haired version of the Fourth Hokage to them but just a mini Sasuke with blue eyes to the old rookie 12 since they did not know what the Fourth looked like.

Immediately all the women were suddenly glomping the poor suffocating child. They said responses like:

"KAWAI!!!!"

"HE LOOK'S JUST LIKE SASUKE-KUN!"

"SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BOY!"

And

"IF ONLY I WERE YOUNG AGAIN!"

Etc, stuff like that which made Arashi blushed in embarrassment as Jiraiya glared at him and was obviously jealous with all the attention the young boy got with all the female beings.

Akago glared at Arashi while Kagome hid behind her father's legs as she stared at the mysterious handsome boy with a blush.

Hahaha! Sorry it's so short guys! And sorry for the long wait. Anyway, I think I'll put a similar relationship with Kagome and Arashi as how Hinata and male Naruto was, though it's not really THAT serious, their so young.

ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS!

The reason this chapter is so short is because I'm a bit stuck on what I should do when Sasuke wakes up, so I had to cut the chapter in half. So please give me some ideas, advice or any sort of suggestion on what I should do about that!

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