A Very 'CooCoo'star

Crookedstar, leader of RiverClan and owner of the popular bar and grill, is getting more credit than he deseverves. Speaks Mousefur, senior warrior of ThunderClan.

Crookedstar, was given the award for best clean eating enviroment for young cats award. But does he deserve it?

On the Thursday before last, this reporter witnessed Crookedstar returning home in the early hours of the morning. He appeared dazed and walked into percisley 23 trees before making it home.

"This is not the first time that he has come home tipsy." Says Stonefur, senior warrior of RiverClan. The tom refused to give detail about these encounters, saying that he wouln't betray his leader's trust. Luckily, I found some other stories.

"There was one incident where his name was changed from Shadefur to Crookedjaw. He said it was a Twoleg attemping to grab him, but we know the real story." Says Blackclaw, another RiverClan warrior.

The RiverClan warrior went on to tell me how 'Shadefur' went out early to see a cat about a new 'seasoning' for pizza. It turned out that he was meeting an herb dealer. While under the influence, the RiverClan cat stumbled onto the ThunderPath. You can imagine the rest.

This reporter interviewed RiverClan cats about their leader.

"That 'resturant' of his.. real family like! I've seen him take out some drinks when no one is looking and go through a whole crate of them!" Says Loudbelly, Newly made RiverClan warrior.

"You should see what he keeps in the back!" Said an annoymus cat who would not reveal their name in fear of being chased by Crookedstar's possey.

Other cats came to their leader's defense.

"Crookedstar is my leader! He is a noble and trustworthy cat, and no one should believe anything else!" hissed Mistyfoot, a senior RiverClan warrior who beniffted to the scar above my left eye.

"Crookedstar is my father. He has done nothing to be ashamed of and is the cat I look up to the most." Said Silverstream, Crookedstar's daughter.

What ever you believe, the RiverClan leader will always be rechirstined 'CooCoostar' in my book.