A Very LongTale

Disclaimer: I do not own warriors. To Frostpaw: This chapter is for you!

Longtail, newsest ThunderClan warrior and and singer in the popular band, the Cool Cats (see page 57) has a long tail for reasons other than natural. Says Mousefur, senior warrior of ThunderClan.

Longtail, who has tied with the world record holder for longest tail ever (Tallstar, 2 feet, 7 inches), may have some explaining to do.

Officials say that a new herb, a cross between cat-nip and yarrow, will not only cause instant vomiting, but may also increase tail length.

"If you conbine the whatamacallits with the othewhatamacallits, the resort will cause something." Insures Mudfur, RiverClan medicine cat. (because this quote is of little, use, we also asked Yellowfang.)

"The circufmrance of cat-nip divided by yarrow, increased by 3.141765, while used on Tuesdays when its raining, can infact cause tail length to increase." Yellowfang, ShadowClan warrior, ShadowClan medicine cat, illegal mate of Raggedstar, rogue, then ThunderClan prison, now ThunderClan medicine cat.

This proves the effects of this new herb. But what is the proof the Longtail is on them?

"He met with Crookedstar , excuse me, CooCoostar, at the last Gathering." Said Graypool, RiverClan elder and mother of Mistyfoot, who saw me writing this and chased me away.

"I've treated him for belleyache more times than one." said Yellowfang, who's life history in printed above.

"I saw him with a mesuring tape last night." Willlowpelt said when asked. (I did not do the asking seeing as I am no longer associated with her).

But is this as serious as it sounds?

"So he wanted to increase his tail length, BIG DEAL! I would to, seeing as the world record holder gets a fancy trophy!" Spat Darkstripe, ThunderClan warrior.

"He obiously felt ashamed. His father, Supertail, had the longest tail before Tallstar." said ThunderClan elder Pathpelt.

Supertail, who did have the longest tail on record, lost the award when he got into a fight with another tom, Talltail, over the award. Supertail is now retired and goes by the name 'Halftail.'

Could this cause any long term damage?

"There's an off chance that he might get blinded when he gets older, LIKE THAT WILL HAPPEN!" Laughed CooCoostar. (For those of you who read the New Prophecy, you know the answer to that.)

Whoever you beleieve, the tail messuring contest take place next week. I suggest serious judgment on whether or not Longtail should be allowed to compete.