Crowfeather: Did he really love Leafpool?

This chapter is about Crowfeather. Next will be either Yellowfang or Brambleclaw. Another TNP. Requests are welcomed! Watch out for StarClan's mice!I dont own warriors.

Crowfeather, WindClan warrior, has confessed love to 2 she-cats. One, Feathertail, whom he named himself after, is dead. The other is alive and living. (and screaming) But is that a good thing? Says now retired Mousefur of ThunderClan.

Leafpool is a medicine cat apprentice. She was aiding the Clans during Mudclaw's Rebellion. (Pad over to your nearest Movie Theater and see "Stuck in the Mud: A story of Treachary. ThunderClan's own Thornclaw got the lead as Mudclaw, seeing as the real mudclaw er.. had an accident in the making of the base of this film.). She ran back to camp when the battle worsened.

The ledge that leads into the stone hollow where ThunderClan camps (should StarClan see this as betrayal, send their wicked mice! I'll just tell them where Leafpool is...) has a steep part. Two ShadowClan warriors fell down this and died. Leafpool also fell, but hung on in fear of falling into a pit of evil mice, only to be resued by the nearest cat, Crowfeather.

Crowfeather confessed love to her, while getting confused about when Feathertail died. Some might say that was a dramatic touch out of trama, but we asked the professionals.

"Crowfeather had no head injury." Informed Barkface, WindClan medicine cat.

Our Question: Could this be the effects of something else? Something ILLEGAL?

"Several herbs could have caused this. " Littlecloud, ShadowClan medicine cat told me. When I asked him how he would know, he blushed and started talking about the weather.

"It was catnip." promised ThunderClan medicine cat Cinderpelt. "If it wasn't than may StarClan send their evil mice upon me."

"RUN! acursed MICE! Flee for your lives!" cried Leafpool, running past us.

Catnip, when eaten, is a cure to most coughs. Could this effect Crowfeather emotionally? I went to talk to Crowfeather and find out.

"There's nothing wrong with me! I'm just a misunderstood hero with a craving for orange creame pops! Sometime someone will recongize that! " He whimpered.

"This continuous drug use could anger Onestar. " I said gently.

"Onestar Onestar Onestar! Why is it always about him? What about what I want! What about my personal needs?" he answered.

If Crowfeather is not on catnip, it is also possible that he is emotionally unstable.

"If he is unstable, he will have to be moved to Barkface's den." announced Onestar, WindClan leader.

"I-I-I-I-I I WANT A HUG!" cried Crowfeather, sucking his claws. Barkface came over.

"Its past your bedtime Crowfeather. I'll go tell you a story." cooed the medicine cat.

"Story! Story!" purred Crowfeather. He followed Barkface happily.

Could this unstability make Crowfeather's love confession unreal?

"He could have been confused in moments that he shared with Feathertail." Said Cinderpelt loudly, tirying to block out Leafpools cries of 'Cursed mice! get them off! Get them off!.'

"If he wasn't emotionally unstable before he said he loved her, he will be now." informed WindClan deputy Ashfoot.

Though with Crowfeather's need for hugs, perhaps love is what he needs. Is he in danger of sucicide?

"I saw him trying to jump in the lake the other day." confessed a shy Owlpaw, WindClan apprentice.

"I'm sure he was just.. trying to get the pair of sneakers that were at the bottom," Says Webfoot. (Webfoot plays himself, Webfoot, in the new movie "Stuck in the Mud:A Story of Treachary. A movie directed by the spirit of Spieldburgclaw, who died in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl of 1989.)

"They looked expensive!" He added when i gave him a look that plainly said... well I"m not sure what it said, and it's not really the point, seeing as looks can't talk anyway. (Unless you count Firestar... wow do HIS looks talk. Opps.. I'm getting a little off topic.. yes... well.. yeah. May StarClan grant that Spottedleaf keep her evil mice out of my den tonight.

Oh Leafpool get a grip woman!

With Crowfeather's need for hugs and bed time stories, and Leafpool 's obsessive compulsive beliefs that StarClan does infact plan on wreaking their evil havoc of cursed mice upon her, maybe these two really are (as the Twolegs say) A match made in "heaven."

Turn to page 23 for the full story on the term "heaven." : Birchkit says that it is a complex twoleg belif similar to StarClan, that is often used in religious terms.But we all know the truth. It is a land of different kinds of fluffy breads and pastires. So what's Ferncloud been putting in his milk. Which leads to my next topic on page 29, discussing the possiblity that Ferncloud plans on turning birchkit into the next Einstinefang.

I dont know is this will be as good as I wanted it. Yellowfang next. Need more ideas! You can change that by clicking that little review button! This chapter was edited by my good friend Silvyo-Graystripe's Loyalty. (she came up with some of the Stuck in the Mud stuff. muah)

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read the attemtped humor rewrite one. It mentions french jelly