Hawkfrost: Life or Death?

Hawkfrost, admired RiverClan warrior was arrested last Thursday for treasen to his Clan, and to the warrior code. He went to trail today. Our Question: Should he recieve the death sentence.

Before reporting the outcome of the fight, your reporter asked cats their opinion of Hawkfrost's trial.

"They shoud kill him, for what he did!" said WindClan elder, Morningflower. Morningflower's clan was a victim to Hawkfrost's siege for power during MudClaw's Rebellion. (see next inssue for reviews for Stuck In the Mud: A Story of Treachary!)

"If a cat ever deserved StarClan's cursed mice.." Growled a grumpy Dustpelt, senior ThunderClan warrior. (Leafpool cries "Run! Flee for your lives! They're coming! Ahhhhh!)

"Its like havin' another.. lets see here, what was his name... real mean.. nice hair cut.. long claws.. Tigerface? noo.. arg..Witchyfoot? no... she planted Fourtrees.. Tigerstripe.. tigerfood..deadtiger..oh Ahh! Tigerstar! Its like havin another Tigerstar back." said the very elder Stumpytail.

While others were against him, some can't get enough of him.

"He's my brother. He may have mud in the wrong paw.. no, his paw in the wrong mud.. somethin like that .." said ThunderClan warrior Brambleclaw.

"Let me see what the hippies are rebelling against today.." Starts an orange Squirrelflight, flipping through some old 60's manules. (which brings us to the question.. how are they rebelling today if it was in the 60's?)

"oh yeah! They're rebelling against brown cats who approve of their evil brothers. well.. and cream cheese.. but... well anyway, im on the hippies side! Boo Brambleclaw! I.. i mean Hawkfrost. Make peace not war, dude. Power to the people. Peace out, G." Squirrelflight finishes, giving me the peace sign as she hobbles off to sing old Beatles and John Lenon songs with Mothwing while sitting in trees. (the prior is the source of the reason why Mothwing has been unavailable for comment.)

Lighting strikes and suddenly all goes dark. I stumble and fall onto the paws of Mistyfoot, resulting in another welt above my eye. Yes. It's very dark. It's hard to see, making it difficult to see things.Then, a shape appears from the sky in a bolt of lightning.

"I knew one of my sons would finally take over the world! Buahaha! ahh arhjdfn-" Resurrected Tigerstar is cut off as he chokes on a Skittle.

"Yes. He has taken over the forest! and soon.. Blockbuster! Yay for Hawkfrost!" Tigerstar cheers loudly before he floats back up (or down?!) And then the birds and Squirrelflight and Mothwing start singing and the sun comes out again and the butterflies fly around again and the bunnies hop around again.

"Yeah.. well i think he sucks." States a cranky Tawnypelt when asked about her brother. "But I mean whatever floats Leopardstar's boat man.

Breaking news! The results of Leopardstar's council are in! Lets go to her for a quote on it!

"hawkfrost will not be killed. We would feel bad. So, as punishment, he must sit and listen to Squirrelflight and Mothwing sings old Beatles and John Lenon songs all day, everyday.

A cry sounds from somwhere in the camp"Please anything but that!"

Leopardstar giggles and goes on.

"Then that will wear off and he will listen for 3 hours each day. And then.. well I'll see what I can think up." Says a mischevious sounding Leopardstar.

It has also been said that we get to watch tapes of Hawkfrost listening to the antics of Squirrely& Motho. (their new names)

"All we are saaaaaayyinng! Is give peace a chance!" Come the voices of the new duo. It seems an appropriate ending to this story. With Hawkfrost's ears being hammered off, peace may now certaintly have a chance.

YAY! I updated!! This chapter was edited by the lovley Silvy Graystripe's Homie, who rox!! Reda her stories, they make mine suck!

Update, or I'll make Squirrelflight and Mothwing sing to you!!

No shame to John Lenon or the Beatles