Fluffles: The Shocking True Story Caught on Film

I'm giving you two chapter today! Im trying to make up for the super long wait!!!

Sometimes, ShadowClan leader Blackstar can come off as a little cruel and insensitive. We wondered what he did in his spare time. But we never expected this. In this shocking expose, we are proving that Blackstar DOES have feelings.

Of course, many were shocked when they heard the news.

"I feel shocked said medicine cat Littlecloud.

"Blackstar has feelings?? For something other then himself? Well himself or key lime pie? Are you sure?" doubted ShadowClan warrior Tanwypelt.

To show Tanwypelt we were right, she agreed to set up this video camera inside Blackstar's den. What we discovered, is shocking.

At first, I thought he lived the regular vicious blood thristy leaderly life of leadership. But when darkness fell, Blackstar brought out a small cage contained none othe than a fluffy white bunny!

"He probably ate the bunny." insisted ShadowClan deputy Russetfur.

"He probably uses the bunny for animal testing his new Destory the Universe tom-cat cologne. duuuhh." Chides a warrior whos name has slipped my mind.

How wrong he was!

We saw Blackstar STROKE the alleged rabbit. As in, he actually, CARESSED a LIVING THING that was WEAKER THEN HIM and that wasn't dead!

"Someone's twisted the tape. Blackstar never even loved his Mama, let alone a fuzzy bunny." debated ShadowClan elders.

If this startled you, you'll shriek if you hear this (unless your Leafpool, who shrieks at everything.)

We saw Blackstar speak COOINGLY to the said rabbit. He said, quote;

"Hello, my little Fluffles. How are you doing tonight?"

Its gets more shocking!

"Who's the prettiest rabbit? Fluffles is! Fluffles is!"

You must have thought this was the extreme. WRONG!

"You're a good little boy!Yes you are. yes you are!"

Blackstar was then seen FEEDING the rabbit and calling him little pet names in a baby voice. He then pulled out a hoola hoop and helped the rabbit jump through it!

Then, he took out a photo alblum. I stole, I mean BORROWED it from him the next day. This is what I found.

There were pictures of he and Fluffes at the park. He and Fluffles wearing matching aprons and baking cookies. He and Fluffles in leotards dancing to Swan Lake. A Picture of Blackstar helping Fluffles onto a pony at the fair.

The final picture was labeled 'Baby's First Christmas.' It showed Fluffles wearing a Santa Clause hat and standing next to Blackstar and a Christmas Tree. (Which brings us to page 67, where we discuss Santa Clause. Twoleg mythical rosy cheeked bearded creature, or feline con artist?)

So, we wondered if we could communicate with Fluffles.

Q: How did you meet Blackstar?"

A: After his last bunny died, he came to adopt me.

Q: So Blackstar has had more rabbits before you?

A: Are you kidding?

Fluffles then gave me a plaque. It read 'BUNNY OWNER OF THE YEAR'

There were several of plaques like these that Fluffles showed us.

Just to bug him, I scoped out, I mean convienantly spotted.. Blackstar on a patrol.

"Hey blacky. I'm just out huntin some rabbit" I said. Just chatty conversation. Hellloo.

Blackstar just.. twitched.

"Yeah. Rabbit's my faavveyy. Rabbit stew, Rabbit Pie, Easter Bunny, Rabbit soup.

Twitch.

"The fuzzy lil white ones are my favorites."

Bigger Twitch.

"Yeah, I caught a whole bunch of them! A big stew tonight!"

Full body twitch.

"hey blackstar it's funny.. One hopped across your border just a little while ago. Stragest thing. You'd swear it was tamed. So white and fuzzy! It will be the best part of the stew."

End twitch. Blackstar's eyes grow huge and he takes off at a sprint.

"I need to go... help one of the apprentices with...algebra." He yelled to me over his shoulder as he raced away.

"Bye now Blacky!" I say, scampering off.

Ohh that was fun.

Well at least now we know how to get to Blackstar; Threaten the rabbit community.

Hey!! I have alot of ideas!! I resurecting this story! get used to often updates!!! Review!