It would seem I have a death wish. I've finally released "I'm A Clever Girl" for your consideration. I don't own Harry Potter or the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua but I am a strange individual and this is the result.
I'm A Clever Girl sung to Barbie Girl by Aqua
Hi Hermione;
Hi Professor;
You want to go an brew?
Sure Professor;
Come in ...;

I'm a clever girl, in a potion's world;
He is caustic, so sarcastic;
I'll chop daisy roots, mash Blast-Ended Skrewts
Imagination, Potions our creation
Come on Hermione, Let's go brewing

I'm a clever girl, in a potion's world;
He is caustic, so sarcastic;
I'll chop daisy roots, mash Blast-Ended Skrewts
Imagination, Potions our creation
Come on Hermione, Let's go brewing

I'm a very smart girl, in a Hogwarts world;
Dress me down, Snark it hard, I'm your assistant;
You are my Help, chop and grate, feel the power and hex;
Stir it once, pour it there, potion magic

You can pour, you can stir, if you say "I'm always right"

uu-oooh..I'm a clever girl, in a potion's world;
He is caustic, so sarcastic;
I'll chop daisy roots, mash Blast-Ended Skrewts
Imagination, Potions our creation

Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..

Make me whirl, make me twirl, do whatever you please.
I can act like a snake, I can sit on your knees
Come jump up, be my tool, let us brew it again
Hit the desk, stir around, let's get pounding

You can pour, you can stir, if you say "I'm always right"
You can pour, you can stir, if you say "I'm always right"

Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..

I'm a clever girl, in a potion's world;
He is caustic, so sarcastic;
I'll chop daisy roots, mash Blast-Ended Skrewts
Imagination, Potions our creation

I'm a clever girl, in a potion's world;
He is caustic, so sarcastic;
I'll chop daisy roots, mash Blast-Ended Skrewts
Imagination, Potions our creation

Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..
Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
Ah, Ah, Ah, yea.
Come on Hermione, let's go brewing
uu-oooh.. uu-oooh..

Oh, I´m having so much fun!

Well Hermione, we are just getting started.

Oh, I love you Snape.
Love Jeanette :)