I don't own Harry or the song YMCA by the Village People, if I did I wouldn't have to work. This is some silliness to alleviate stress... I'd ask forgiveness as well but this time you can all blame OzRatbag2, writer extraordinaire, she started it……
S.P.E.W. Sung to YMCA by the Village people
House Elf, there's no need to be free
I said, house elf, we'll kill Hermione
I said, house elf , cause she started up SPEW
There's no need to be a good elf
House elf, there's a place we all go
I said, house elf, if you're in the know
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to be of service
It's fun to avoid the SPEW
It's fun to avoid the SPEW
We have everything for young elves to enjoy
You can head bang till it rings with joy
House elf, are you working for free.
I said, house elf, we'll enslave you quickly
I said, house elf, the socks can go away
But you've got to know that one thing
No elf does it all by himself
I said, house elf, grab a towel from the shelf
And just stay here, away from SPEW
I'm sure we can make you work today
Chorus
House elf, I was once offered socks
I said, I was given Hermione's frocks
I felt so free that I wanted to hide
I felt the whole world was dark side
That's when Albus came up to me
And said house elf, take the floo up the street
There's a place there away from SPEW
They can start you working today
It's fun to avoid the SPEW
It's fun to avoid the SPEW
You can be made clean
You can cook a good meal
You can work at whatever you feel
Love Jeanette :)