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Chapter Two: This Has To Be a Joke

Hermione woke up at 6 from habit. She walked over to Blaise's room. She shook him awake. "Blaise" she hissed in a quiet whisper. He just turned over on his other side. "Blaise" she hissed louder. He didn't stir. "BLAISE" she hissed harshly. He shot up in bed.

"What'd' a want Mione? What time is it?" He asked drowsily

"Sorry" she stated apologetically. "It's 6am, its when I always get up. Can you please tell me where the gym is?" She added a pout in there so he wouldn't get too mad.

"Sure whatever. Its down the stairs, through the kitchen and turn right twice and you'll be there. The pool's in there and the track is out the back door." He answered her automatically. "Can I go back to sleep now?"

"Yea, sorry I woke you. Thanks Blaise." She started to leave but before she did she leaned over and kissed his cheek.

"Yea, Whatever, your welcome" and he fell back asleep.

Hermione laughed quietly. She walked back into her room, grabbed her swimsuit and walked down the hall. She went down the stairs, turned with the hall and walked through the kitchen. And sure enough, two right turns later, there was the gym. She jogged to the changing rooms and changed to her swimsuit. She grabbed her wand, put a silencing spell on the room just in case, and dived into the deep end from the high dive. She had swum about 50 laps before she noticed Blaise sitting next to the pool watching her. She swam up to him.

"What's up?" She asked him. She was confused why he came down to the pool to watch her swim at 6:30 in the morning.

"Nothing, I just couldn't sleep well after you woke me up, so I decided to come watch you swim until I get hungry." He stated truthfully, and slightly guiltily because he thought he disturbed her.

She understood what he was thinking, must've been that twin telepathy, so she said… "I'm sorry I disturbed your sleep, but don't worry I don't mind if you are down here. Now when ferret-boy comes, I'll still be working out so please don't let him come down here until I get my appearance charms off. Wait, do you know how to undo them?" She asked him this excitedly.

He looked up quickly and said, "Yea, I do, do you want me to undo them?"

"Yes please" she said eagerly!

"Okay, I advise you get out of the pool and get a towel because I know for a fact from mom that your breasts are a whole lot bigger and it'll rip you suit." He reddened when he said this; I mean why would he want to say something like that to his sister anyway. "I would seriously get a towel, or cast a charm on your entire swimsuit to change size with you body."

"Okay, I'll cast the spell." She grabbed her wand and pointed at her swimsuit and said "Parathade" "Okay go ahead."

"Okay" He pointed his wand at her and said "Jantsd Hadreh Olidnak" (A/N: just so you know, I'm just typing letters, so don't expect a translation)

Hermione felt weird and felt like her body was in fast forward mode. "Wow" she heard Blaise say.

"What" she asked

"If you weren't my sister, I wouldn't hesitate to shag you senseless right now." Blaise said in awe.

First Hermione blushed, and then she looked at him and became furious. "Blaise Alexander Zambini, if I ever hear that you talked to a girl like that I will not hesitate to bash your head in. That is an extremely degrading way to talk!" Then under her breath she muttered, "Pervert"

"Ok I'm sorry, I promise I won't ever talk to a girl that way again," he said and rolled his eyes.

"Don't you roll your eyes at me, we may be fraternal twins, but I am still older, no matter by how small an interval." Then muttered, "Spoiled Brat" then aloud again she said, "Is it really that pretty, I have to see this. There's a mirror in the changing room right?"

"Yes it is really that beautiful, and yes there is a mirror in the changing room." He stated in quick succession.

Hermione ran to the changing room and up to the mirror and gasped. Her 32B Cup size was now a 38D. She was about 8 inches taller, going from her 5'3" to an astounding 5'11". Her hair was now down to her waist and was stick straight, sleek, shiny, and an astounding pitch black. Her skin was still tan, but it was darker, taking in her Italian heritage. Her hazel eyes were now a strikingly bright midnight blue. Along with her appearance charms, she also noticed she had a slight Italian accent like Blaise. Her legs were even thinner, and she looked almost 20, not 17. She looked nothing like Hermione Granger. She now looked like a Zambini. Hermione Lily Zambini to be exact. There would be no doubt in anyone's mind that she could be or was a model. There was no doubt about it. She was breathtaking, tongue twisting, death defying, drop-dead gorgeous, and no one could say otherwise. Even Draco Malfoy couldn't deny she was 'sexy' and 'hott'. She let out a high-pitched squeal and flew out of the dressing room and tackled Blaise, right into the pool.

"You really like to do that don't you? Is this going to become a habit, because, if it is, I'm going to stop coming to watch you swim." He looked into her eyes; which he just realized were the exact same color as his, along with her hair, facial features, and skin color; and smiled laughingly.

She smiled apologetically and said. "Oops, I guess I got carried away. So in terms of 'If I wasn't your brother' would you seriously want to date me?"

"You want the truth?" She nodded "Hell yea I would. You are hott as hell and Hades, no matter how degrading that sounds." He winked playfully at her.

She laughed and realized she was laying on him while he was floating in the water and rolled of him. He got out and preformed a drying spell on himself. "I would normally say you should get some food, but I know you are going to exercise, but please cut down you workout by 2 or 3 hours to find our conjure up an outfit to knock Drake dead, just for the hell of it."

She laughed then said, "Of course I will, but stop swearing please, I don't like it much. Please!" She pouted at him.

"Who could say no to that. But okay, I'll try." He leaned over and kissed her cheek.

"Thanks Blaise. Now I actually look like you twin sister huh. Drake would probably think you decided to get a sex change if I opened the door, but I am only going to come down when you call me, well don't say my name, just whistle, or better yet, call for me by my middle name."

"Hey, that's a really good idea Mya" he said.

"Mya?" She asked, "What's with Mya? I mean, I like it better than Mione and stuff but where'd you come up with Mya?"

"I don't know, but it can my pet name for you, that I can only call you." He thought out loud, "yea, I like the idea of that, how about you?"

"Yea, me too. Now all we have to do is get Drake to call me Mya so you can yell at him!" She laughed.

"Wow your evil when you want to be huh? I think we'll get along just find Mya."

At this she just laughed. She got out of the pool and walked back towards the changing room. 5 minutes later Blaise her yell 'Crap!'

"What's wrong"

"I have a slight dilemma"

"What's that?"

"My bra doesn't fit"

"Just use that expanding spell again"

"It doesn't work on normal clothes, I just knew the one for like swimsuits and stuff because I didn't want to have to buy a new one."

"Oh, well that sucks"

"Yea"

She walked out with her bra half on with her hands behind her back.

"Blaise, can you try to lengthen these straps a little bit and hook them until I can get to my room?"

"I can try" He preformed the spell, grabbed the bra clasps and hooked them.

"Thanks"

"That bra looks tight and painful"

"They are always tight, not painful normally, but it is at the moment because lengthening spells only go so far. I need to go out and buy a new one for the day, where's the closest muggle mall?"

"Why muggle, you can buy them at wizarding places too"

"I like muggle ones better, now where is it?"

"Just a couple streets away"

"Thanks, now do you have a car?"

"Yea, but we don't have a driver and I can't drive."

"That's ok, I can, you wanna come?"

"Heck yea!" And he ran after her because she had started to walk upstairs.

As they were driving to town, Blaise kept asking Hermione about muggle life and stuff. She answered him patiently until he tried to mess with the steering wheel while she was driving, then she flipped. "Blaise! Don't touch the buttons PLEASE!"

"Okay, sorry"

"That's okay, thank you."

So on they went. She pulled into the parking lot of the mall and got out and locked the car. They walked into the mall together. "Okay, I am going into Victoria's Secret and getting my bras and stuff, so you can either come in and wait, or you can out in the food court and I get you a hot pretzel and a pop. It's your choice."

"I think I'll go to the food court"

"Ok, it's just outside Victoria's Secret anyway. Come on, I'll get you some food."

As they were walking, guys kept whistling and catcalling at Hermione and Blaise just about flipped over the edge. Hermione just place her hand in his to calm him down and whispered in his ear. She went up to the pretzel stand and immediately the pretzel vendor started flirting with her, she ignored him and bought a regular soft pretzel and a coke. She took it over to Blaise and told him she'd be right back. She walked into Victoria's Secret and started to look at the bras and got a ton of sexy lace bras and thongs. She took them up to the cashier and rang them up and paid. She walked out and went to the closest bathroom and changed bras so she wasn't in pain anymore. She then walked back to the food court.

"Blaise" she called, looking around, not seeing him.

"Yes?" came from right behind her. She yelped and spun on her heel.

"Blaise!" she yelled! "Don't do that!"

"Sorry" he grinned.

"Come on, let's get going, Drake's gonna be there soon."

She walked out of the mall, Blaise close on her heels. She hopped in the car and drove home. When they passed a gas station, she pulled in.

"What are you doing Mya?"

"What do you think Blaise, I'm getting gas, duh!"

"Oh, right"

Hermione rolled her eyes and got out of the car. She walked over and bent down and all the guys stopped to look at her because she was wearing a shirt that showed a whole lot of cleavage. She noticed but just rolled her eyes, muttered something about perverts and kept pumping her gas. She walked in and paid and got in the car and drove home.

She walked upstairs to her room to get ready. And hour and a half later she heard a distinct "Lily! Come down here please! I want you to meet a friend!"

Hermione snorted but went down anyway. As she was descending the stairs Draco looked up and his jaw dropped. She had come down in her new bikini that she bought that day because she wanted to go swimming.

"Hey Blaise, who's your friend?" she winked at Blaise as she said this, Draco, luckily, didn't see this.

"Oh, this is Draco Malfoy, Drake, this is my long lost twin sister Hermione Lily Zambini."

As both Hermione and Blaise expected, there was an outburst.

"WHAT! Hermione, isn't that mudblood Granger's first name?" Draco asked, outraged.

"Hey! My sister is NOT a mudblood. She is of the purest blood there is." Blaise said indignantly.

"Your long lost twin is Granger? There is no way possible. She looks nothing like her." Draco said, unconvinced.

"Blaise," Hermione said, "How should we prove it, put back on the appearance charms or have him ask me questions only Hermione Granger would know?"

"I don't know Mya. I think the appearance charms would work best. Is you swimsuit charmed?"

"Yea it is Blaise, go ahead." Hermione said, spreading out her arms.

"Okay" and Draco watched in fascination as Blaise chanted "Kandilo Herdah Dstnaj"

Slowly Hermione went back to her old body.

"Wow, you weren't kidding were you?" Draco asked in surprise.

"Nope we weren't" said Blaise. " 'Kay Mya, hold out your arms again." She stuck out her arms. Blaise chanted "Jantsd Hadreh Olidnak" Hermione was once again back to her 'Zambini' Body.

"Okay, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go finish the last 3 hours of my workout because Blaise decided to interrupt me again, so excuse me. Oh, and don't bug me for 3 hours, unless its important. You may come watch if you like, I know Blaise likes to talk to me while I work out so Drake you can come too if you like."

With that, Hermione walked towards the gym. The boys followed quickly. When they got there, they watched in amazement as Hermione jackknifed from the high-dive. She then continued to swim laps until she reached 250, it took her 30 minutes. Draco stared in amazement.

"There is no way she just did 250 laps in a half hour." He said mostly to himself.

"Hate tobreak it to ya bud, but she's done 500 in an 45 minutes before. She's actually slow today. She's getting used to her new body. Soon she'll go out to then track and run 28 laps then come in and punch the punching bag til the chain snaps. Then she'll jump back in the pool to cool off and go eat." Blaise broke this to Draco quickly and all that happened was Drake's jaw practically hit the floor.

"Please tell me you're kidding. Please, it's impossible to work like that!" Draco said.

"I'm not kidding. There she goes, let's watch her on the track, come on." Blaise said, and he pulled Blaise out the door and a minute later Hermione came out dressed in her short, short shorts and her sports bra. She tilted her head in their direction and then set off around the track, and not in a jog either, a full out sprint. Draco just watched her in awe.

After she did her 28 laps and went inside, she did, in fact punch the punching bag until it broke. She repaired it and jumped in the pool, clothes and all, not bothering to change. She swam 25 laps then got out and dried herself with her wand.

"Hey Blaise, I'm gonna get some food, I'm hungry, you guys wanna join me?" Hermione asked.

"Sure Mya. Let's go Drake." The boys followed Hermione to the kitchen.

"Mione, how in the world aren't you tired after that?" Draco asked her on the way to the kitchen.

"Years of working on it, I can go 8 hours without being too tired, I do however break a sweat quickly still, thank god, I don't think I would want to work longer just to sweat." Hermione said, matter-of-factly.

A/N: Thanks, review please. This chapter had a little more in it. Tell me what you think. Thank you to all my wonderful reviews who encouraged me to post more, I hope you liked this chapter as well.

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