Summary: It would seem I really have a death wish. For your consideration I give you "The Severus", a filking of Michael Jackson's classic: Thriller. As always, I don't own Harry Potter or the song " Thriller " by Michael Jackson but I am a strange individual and this is the result. Nor do I get paid as a song writer and I'm sure you can understand why…
The Severus sung to Michael Jackson's Thriller.
by JustJeanette
K+ (PG)
[1st Verse
It's close to curfew, and Severus Snape is striding through the dark
He's in the hallways, with a quiet tread he almost stops your heart
You want to scream, but Silencio grabs the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as the Severus looks you right between the eyes,
Your heart cries
[Chorus
Cause this is Severus; Severus Snape
And no one's going save you from the points he's going to take
You know it's Severus; Severus Snape
You'll be scrubbing all your life inside a dungeon; a cauldron; tonight
[2nd Verse
You hear his soft stride and realise that there is no where you can hide
You feel his cold stare and menace as he approaches from the side
You close your eyes and hope gaze goes passing by this night
But all the while you hear the Potion master creepin' up behind
You're Out Of Time
[Chorus
Cause this is Severus; Severus Snape
There ain't no second chance against man with hatred in his eyes
You know it's Severus; Severus Snape
You'll be scrubbing all your life inside a dungeon; a cauldron; tonight
[Bridge
Curfew bell rings
And prefects start to walk where they're assigned
There's no escapin' the jaws of the dragon this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life
He's out to get you, there's Dementor's closing in on every side
They Will de-soul you, devour all the happiness inside
Now Is The Time, Expecto Patronum just may save your hide
Cast through your fright, it'll save you from the terror of your dreams
I'll Make You See
[Chorus
Cause this is Severus; Severus Snape
'Cause he'll detain you more than any other teacher would dare to try
Cause This is Severus; Severus Snape
So let's get running through the night; run from the Dementor, tormentor, terror of Severus here tonight
[Rap Performed By Voldemort
Severus Snape stalks through the halls
The curfew hour so close it calls
To creatures all of ill intent
Mischief all and time to rent
And whosoever shall be found
With out a pass for being round
Must stand and face detentions hell
And clean inside the cauldrons shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The gunk of Longbottom's failures here
And Severus stalks in the room
He's closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to still your flight
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal witch can resist
The silky voice of Severus
[Into Maniacal Laugh, In Deep Echo
JustJeanette…Running for her life.