Neverending Annoyingness

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, except the ones you don't recognize! Though I wish I owned Kyo… -sigh- Seriously, you should hear the way I say his name… lol xD

Summary: Three sisters, cousin of Tohru, visit for the whole summer vacation (which turns out to be 5 months… hehehhe I wish). Talim, 16 years old, tries to get Kyo and Tohru together, while Shia tries to kill Talim for doing that and get Kyo to notice this fiery-tempered 15 year old. Finally, the younger Sasha, 13 years old, tries to make everyone be at peace with each other, at the same time challenging everyone to tournaments. It'll be a looonnng summer, that's for sure!

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Talim and Kyo struggled to their feet, swearing. Shigure smirked.

"Sorry, just couldn't stand having another martial-arts crazy person living here." Talim and Kyo glared at him, and Sasha ran over to Talim to help her get back to the couches. Meanwhile, Shia had stolen Talim's candy pile. Talim saw her and kicked her under the coffee table.

There was a knock at the door. Tohru leapt up. "Oh, that must be Momiji! I invited him over yesterday." She ran to the door, but tripped on a cat that was following Kyo around.

Yuki helped her up, while Kyo tried in vain to shoo away the black cat with violet eyes. "Go away, you stupid cat!" He snarled, when the cat leapt onto his shoulder and rubbed it's head against him.

Tohru walked back into the room, followed by a blonde haired 13 year old. He had a large smile on his face.

"Guten Tag! You must be Tohru-Chan's cousins!" He ran up and hugged Talim, Shia, and Sasha.

Suddenly they noticed that Shigure, Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo were staring at them. Even the cat stopped rubbing Kyo.

"What???" Talim said roughly.

"Well…" Yuki said. "He didn't turn into a rabbit! Whenever he hugs or get hugged by a person of the opposite gender, he does. That's odd…" he rubbed his head.

"Maybe since they can turn into animals as well, he stays the same. Even though they aren't compatible to the Chinese Zodiac, they may still hug us, and we them." Tohru's eyes were sparkling, and no one knew about the jealously burning inside her.

They blinked at her for a few minutes, then Talim patted Momiji's head. "Heh, I think you're kinda cute!" (as in little kid cute) "What's your name again? Monty?"

"It's Momiji.." Sasha sighed. Talim always made up the oddest nicknames.

"Well I like Monty!" Talim said defensively.

Shia sighed. "Here we go again…."

"Anyways, Monty sounds like Monty Python!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

"Do you guys ever shut up????"

"NO!"

Shia rubbed her head, then a sly look spread over her face. She inched towards Talim's candies laying on the table. She knew from experience that Sasha and her never came to a conclusion. Shia had only eaten one when Sasha noticed, and nudged Talim.

"SHIA!" Talim exploded.

Shia looked at Sasha with a 'You betrayed me! WHYYYYYY???' look on her face.

Sasha smirked. Talim noticed Shia's face, and said with a smug look on her face, "It's obvious that she likes her oldest sister better!"

"HEY!" Shia said, but before another fight could be started, Momiji leapt on Sasha. "HUGS!" He yelled, grinning. Sasha toppled onto the ground.

"Owwie…" She rubbed her head. Tohru helped her up.

"So many people falling today… Jeez, why do I have to be stuck in a clumsy family???" Kyo glared, picking at some candle wax on the table. Suddenly (before any of the sisters could get him), he seized the cat, who had been rubbing his head for 20 minutes, and threw it into the door, and it crashed through it.

"Time to change the paper door again.." Shigure sighed. "Must everyone destroy our house?"

Sasha gasped. "Look!" She yelled, pointing at the cat. Or was it a cat? Emerging from the broken door was a tall woman with short black hair and leather clothes.

Kyo stuttered. "W-what???" He was blushing, but furious. "How dare you! A woman! I should've known, Taya!!"

Yuki blinked. "Who's Taya..? Your girlfriend?" He smirked.

"NO!" Kyo yelled. "I knew her when I was a kid. She was always so annoying."

"Take that back." A husky voice emerged from Taya.

Kyo glared. "Never!"

"Here we go again.." Shia started to sing 'Carwash'.

"Not another fight!" Everyone groaned except Talim.

"YAY! A fight!" She sat up in her recliner to watch.

Taya and Kyo were circling each other, knees bent and glaring at each other.

"Work, and work! Yeah! Working at the-" Suddenly T alim slapped Shia.

"Shut up! I'm trying to watch here!" Talim screamed so loud that everyone stared at her.

Shia blushed. "Sorry…" She mumbled. "I like that song!"

Kyo and Taya lunged for each other at the same time, hands curled.

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A/N: Well, here's the third chapter! By the way, Momiji is saying in German "Good afternoon!" At least I think he is…… xX. Come on people, you know what to do! Review review review! Hey, that kinda rhymes….