Neverending Annoyingness

Disclaimer: We've been through this. Kyo is mine, and only mine. Well, maybe not… -points to several Kyo-lovers and Natsuki Takaya- -sighs- Oh well. I don't own any of the characters, except for the ones you don't recognize.

Summary: Three sisters, cousin of Tohru, visit for the whole summer.Talim, 16 years old, tries to get Kyo and Tohru together, while Shia tries to kill Talim for doing that and get Kyo to notice this fiery-tempered 15 year old. Finally, the younger Sasha, 13 years old, tries to make everyone be at peace with each other, at the same time challenging everyone to tournaments. It'll be a looonnng summer, that's for sure!

A/N: Wowwie! Even more reviews! And I'm back! –dances- Yes, they (the sisters) do decorate fast, don't they? xD ENJOY!!!

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It was two days later. Sasha had finally accepted her newly decorated room. Talim was bored, lounging in the family room. The Sohma's had went out on a picnic, but the three sisters had decided to stay home.

Suddenly Talim leapt up. "Shia! Sasha! I have an idea of what to do during the day!" She beamed.

Sasha and Shia sighed, going to her.

"It's going to be something destructive…" Shia muttered to Sasha.

"You betcha…" Sasha whispered back.

"Shut up you two. ANYWAYS… I was thinking we should…" She paused dramatically. "Go skydiving!" She stood, raised her arms in the air, and closed her eyes, beaming at her wonderful idea.

Sasha and Shia were staring at her in disbelief. After a few minutes Talim opened her eyes, and her arms fell back to her side. "What?" She said roughly.

"Uh, Talim?" Sasha began, but Shia cut her off.

"Skydiving??? Are you out of your mind?! Do you even know HOW to skydive??" She yelled.

Talim grinned, holding up a book labled 'Skydiving for Dummies'.

Sasha groaned. "Here we go again.." She sighed. Shia began to sing 'Carwash' again.

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Two hours later and they were in an airplane, ready to jump. They had on some special equipment, but Shia and Sasha were still nervous.

"Uhh, Tal? You sure this is 100 percent safe?" Sasha stammered.

"Nope!" Talim said cheerfully.

"What??" Shia exploded.

"WHEEEE!" Talim leapt down from the plane, her parachute opening behind her. She did cartwheels in the air and swirled in circles as she spiraled down slowly.

Shia gaped at her. "Is she sane?" She asked.

"Nope. Though you already knew that." Sasha sighed. "Well, here goes nothing. Geronimo!" She leapt down as well.

Shia stared at the pair of them, Talim doing somersaults in the air and Sasha looking pale and frightened, slowly falling.

"I have a crazy family.." She muttered to herself, then took a deep breath and jumped.

Her parachute opened, as did Sasha's and Talim's, but she was still scared to death. She wasn't exactly falling fast, but not as slow as the others.

She passed Talim, whose eyes were closed and was still dancing and swirling around and saying "WHEEEE!"

"Crazy.." She thought to herself. Suddenly Talim passed her, going faster. She watched her.

A bird was flying peacefully below Talim. Talim sped up, and there was a loud SPLAT as she crashed into the bird, which spirled down to the ground, dead. Talim however was still doing cartwheels.

Shia and Sasha gaped at her. "You just killed a bird!" Sasha yelled.

"I did? Oh well! Wheee!" Talim beamed, then she went even faster. Shia and Sasha too were starting to fall faster as they came closer to the ground.

About 15 minutes later, they landed. Shia and Sasha fell to the ground on weak knees, but Talim was skipping around. "That was so much fun! Let's do that again!"

"NO!" Shia and Sasha yelled in unison.

They walked home, Talim still skipping around blissfully, Shia and Sasha tired and wanting to take a nap.

Right when they got home Shia and Sasha plopped onto the couches in the family room and fell asleep. Talim stared at them.

"Freaks. They don't like skydiving! How dare they!" She laughed, then went to the kitchen to make herself lunch, which to her was eating ten sandwiches and a whole bag of chips. (amazing she isn't fat x.X)

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About half an hour later the Sohma's and Tohru came back home. Momiji had to go back to his house right away, and the same with Haru and the rest.

Kyo yawned. "Damn, I'm tired." He walked to his (new, haha. Talim took his room xD) room, slamming the door. Shigure ran to his study to write more of his weird books, and Yuki watched TV. Suddenly Talim got an idea. She grinned slyly, then ran off to her room.

Inside she got out many materials. Sometimes she liked to invent, but she only made pranks. She was good though.

40 minutes later (A/N: I keep skipping time, lol ) she was done. She sneaked into Kyo's room, and placed an alarm clock on his bedside table.

It was black, with orange kitty ears on the top, and engraved in bronze was 'K Y O' below where it showed the time.

A few seconds later, it gave a small beep. Suddenly, a voice came out of it. "Wake up you bastard—from Talim" The whole messange, except for the 'From Talim' was in Talim's voice, and the 'From Talim' was in a computerized voice. The message kept repeating and repeating.

"GAAAHHHH!" Kyo woke up, grabbed the alarm clock, and threw it to the ground. "Hey, you bastard! Don't throw my wonderful invention!—From Talim"

Meanwhile, Talim was hidden in her room, talking into a speaker and laughing silently. She had programmed her alarm clock to follow Kyo everywhere, but stay hidden.

Kyo ran out of his room and to the kitchen. "I'm hungry!" He shouted. "Hurry up Talim and make dinner!"

Talim walked out of her room. "Hey, I'm only making it 'cause I'M hungry, not because you said to." She glared at him then got some packets of rice from the pantry.

There was a knock at the door. Tohru, who had been watching TV too, went to get it. "It's Haru!" She said. "He's the cow of the Chinese Zodiac."

Talim blinked. "Wait a minute. 'He'? 'Cow'? Aren't cows girls?"

Haru walked into the kitchen, glaring at Talim. "Hey, I'm an OX for your information." He shot a dirty look at Tohru.

"Ohhhhh, a GIRL ox!" Talim grinned evilly. Haru glared again, then sat at the table.

"What's for dinner?" He asked, ignoring Talim.

"My favorite!" Talim grinned evilly. "Rice… and beef!"

Haru's face turned pale green. "B-beef..?"

Talim put the platter of rice and beef on the table. "What's wrong… cow boy?" She laughed wickedly.

Haru pushed his plate away. "I am NOT a cannibal!" He yelled.

Kyo and Shigure were laughing, and Yuki was trying not to laugh. Talim and Shia and Sasha were choking on their food they were laughing so hard.

"Uhh… I gotta go!" Haru ran out of the room.

"Aw, leaving so soon?" Talim taunted. They heard the front door slam.

"Great, you scare all our visitors away!" Shigure grumbled.

"Sorry.." Talim said, but they all knew she didn't mean it. "Yum, beeeeef!" She laughed at the thought of Haru's face.

When they finished eating, they all went to bed.

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Kyo woke up this morning to Talim's alarm clock, which had found it's way back to his bedside table. "It's 6:00! You know what that means!" Talim's voice sang out from it. "WAKE UP YOU ANNOYING BASTARD! –from Talim"

"AHHH!" Kyo screamed. "Can't I get some sleep ???"

"No." Talim appeared in his doorway. "What, you don't like my invention? Oh mi, oh me." She grinned. "Oh well. Wake up you lazy butt!" She slammed his door and went to the kitchen to cook breakfast.

Sasha stood. "I have a surprise for you all! I pre-ordered passes to the Hot Springs!"

Yuki smiled. "Hey, that's a great idea!"

"We should start going now!" Shia smiled.

"Hey, how come everyone likes her idea, but not skydiving?" Talim grumbled.

Shigure stared at her. "You went skydiving???" All the Sohma's exclaimed.

Talim beamed. "It was so much fun!"

Shia and Sasha had a '--;' look on their faces. "No, it wasn't." Sasha muttered.

"ANYWAYS! Well come on, we should get going now!" Sasha smiled, then stood. Everyone else followed her out the door.

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They arrived at the hot springs. In front of them they saw a beautiful hotel with waterfalls and cool stuff. In front of it was a large tropical garden. Off to the side were two large springs, separated by a six foot high old-fashioned stone wall. Steam rose from the springs, and Sasha sighed happily.

"Well, we better check in. We're staying for three days!" They entered the hotel.

"She never tells us anything," Talim muttered to Shia.

"Hey, you're the one who came up with the skydiving idea!" Shia glared. "And personally, I think Sasha's is better."

"So far…" Talim said.

Shia frowned slightly. "Wait a minute…" She unzipped the zipper of Sasha's backpack silently. "Why did she bring her gun?" She looked at Talim.

Talim had a whip, Sasha had a bazooka, and Shia had two daggers. Sasha and Shia rarely used their weapons though, unlike Talim.

Talim grinned. "I'm not complaining. If she wants to battle, tell her to bring it on!"

Shia stared at her. "Whatever…"

Suddenly they saw a familiar blonde coming towards them. "Guten Tag!" Momiji said cheerfully. "So you're staying here too?"

"It's Monty! Whee!" Talim hugged him.

Sasha smiled. "Yay! Hiya Momiji!" She hugged him too.

They checked in the hotel, and it turned out that Momji's room was right across from Shia's, Talim's, and Sasha's. Kyo and Yuki were angry to hear that they had to share a room, even though the two beds were on opposite sides of the walls.

"What??? I'm not sharing a room with that idiot!" Kyo snarled.

Yuki whacked him. "Shut up you jerk."

Sasha sighed. "Stop complaining you two."

Shigure had wandered off mysteriously (dundundun).

Sasha stood. "Well, I'm going to the springs! See yall later!" She skipped down the hall, with Tohru and Talim following.

"Hey, wait up!" Shia ran after them, her long hair billowing behind her.

Momiji poked Yuki, who was blushing slightly. "Why the blush?" He giggled.

Yuki blushed harder. "Ahh… nothing." He turned away and walked to his room.

Kyo looked up from lounging on his bed and eating onigiri. "What do you want, rat??"

"I'm not even allowed to go in my own room?" Yuki said coolly, and then suddenly went out the door of the room again. "Never mind. Stupidness might be contagious." He shut the door.

"ARGG!!" Kyo yelled. "Damn rat!"

Meanwhile, the three sisters and Tohru were in the womans section of the hot springs (I really know nothing about this x.X). On the other side was a little girl and her mother. The young girl, who looked around 6 years old and had short brown hair, was staring at a man who was standing by the hotel, with crowds of girls crooning over him.

"Mommy…" She said. "Why does that man have so many girlfriends?"

"Because he's a slug, darling, a slug." Her mother said with a british accent.

Talim giggled. "I have to use that line sometime.." She whispered.

"Ohh… I understand now." The little girl nodded.

Talim giggled.

After a while, everyone went out except the sisters and Tohru, who were chatting. Then Sasha and Tohru stepped out of the springs.

"We're going to the arcade!" Tohru beamed, as Sasha nodded. "Have fun in the springs!" They skipped off to a separate building.

Talim stretched out. "Ahh… I finally have the springs to my…..self." She glared at Shia. "Can you leave? Man. I forgot about you."

"Awwww, am I that forgetful?" Shia faked a sniffle.

Talim whacked her playfully. "Yes. You are. Well, I'm going to bed. She got out and walked to the changing rooms (do they even have changing rooms? O.o I really do know nothing about this x.X)

Shia got out as well and walked to her room. She nearly crashed into Talim, who paused in the hallway. "What?" She said roughly.

Talim pointed to the wall. On it was a flyer. Shia read:

Do you love singing and performing?

Or do you love listening to music?

Then come to the Hot Spring's Disco Night!

Filled with fun (and lot's of food!), you can go onstage and sing any song. There will be instruments and food supplied.

It is on Friday 17.

Hope you come!

Talim grinned. "Sounds like fun. Remember those songs we made up a few months ago? Hm… Friday. That's in two days."

Shia nodded. "Come on, let's go tell Sashie."

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Shia groaned as Talim shook her. "Wake up Shi, wake up!" Talim finally had to tickle her to get Shia to wake fully.

"Ah! I'm…. up.. I'm up..!" Shia yelled between fits of laughter.

Talim stretched. "Man, it's normally the other way 'round. Normally you have to wake me." She muttered.

Shia raised an eyebrow. "Weell…. What do you want?" She asked impatiently. "Or can I go back to sleep?" She said eagerly. Before she could drop onto the bed Talim grabbed her and pushed her against the wall.

"Oh no, you don't! You cannot go back to sleep! Now help me wake Sashie."

Shia grinned. "May I have the honor?" She walked into the bathroom of their suite. She emerged with a fluffy white towel that was dripping with ice cold water.

Talim grinned evilly. "Go ahead."

Shia ran to Sasha's room (Sasha and Tohru were both asleep) and stepped up to Sasha's bed. She squeezed the towel as hard as she could, and a shower of freezing water rained onto Sasha's head.

Sasha screamed and smacked Shia before she fully awoke. Talim, who was standing in the doorway, was sniggering. Shia herself was laughing, though rubbing the sore spot on her cheek.

"What?" Sasha asked crossly, swinging her legs out of bed.

"I asked the same thing…" Shia muttered. "Talim won't say yet."

"Follow me!" Talim said brightly. Shia and Sasha followed her down the hallway of the hotel and into a room. When Talim turned on the lights, Sasha and Shia understood why she woke them.

The room was mostly empty, and had no windows. Their were only a couple things in it: a drum set, an electric guitar, a flute, a piano, a violen, and a few microphones.

Sasha looked at Talim.

"Practice for our songs!" Talim beamed.

Shia smiled. "I love playing electric guitar!" She picked up the black guitar, and strummed it absently.

"I'm good at piano and drums!" Sasha exclaimed.

"I love flute… and singing!" Talim grinned. "And Shia, you're alright at violin."

"All right? I'm offended." Shia said in mock distress.

"Anyways, remember the three songs we made up?" Talim said.

Shia and Sasha nodded.

"Well what are you waiting for? Let's get this party started."

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A/N: Well, here it is! The fifth chapter! deletes Apoligies. By the way, Sashie is Sasha's nickname, and Shi is Shia's nickname! And Tal is Talim's. Just wanted to say that in case you're confused.

I just added the Disco Night thing for fun Me and Talim always talk about my fanfic and try to think of new things, so I decided to put this in, which Talim thought of!

(answers to some reviews)

Talim:Wind Lady: Wheee! It's Tal-Tal! –huggles-

Hoshi Akaruilol. Sorry, Kyo's mine. –gets in battle position- And thanks for the compliment

yuskefan15 Aww thanks

Sami the archangelWell, I tried to make this one longer. Hope you like! .

CrazyInsaneAnimeFanGirlI won't tell who the romance will be between –laughs- I want it to be a surprise. But if you really want to know you can email me!

SohmaMiyu Thanks for being a constant reviewer –huggles-

Well, That's all! Chapter six coming soon!

Shia