Neverending Annoyingness

Disclaimer: Say it with me people. Kyo. Mine. Not yours! I mean… Kyo. Shia's. Not yours. Oh yeah! Once I convince the author I can have him… shifty eyes Oh yeah, and I do not own any characters you recognize. Though I wish I did… sigh

Summary: Three sisters, cousin of Tohru, visit for the whole summer.Talim, 16 years old, tries to get Kyo and Tohru together, while Shia tries to kill Talim for doing that and get Kyo to notice this fiery-tempered 15 year old. Finally, the younger Sasha, 13 years old, tries to make everyone be at peace with each other, at the same time challenging everyone to tournaments. It'll be a looonnng summer, that's for sure!

A/N: Whew! Sorry I haven't updated in soooo long! I've been both lazy and busy, and those two things don't mix well. xD So anyways… welcome to NA Chapter… 6? I think it is chapter 6, but I'm not sure xD. Anywho… right after I posted the chapter before this one, I realized I didn't want to do Disco Night. Soooo… I thought of something to prevent it from coming! –evil grin- Well enjoy! And by the way, Talim invented the alarm clock just to annoy Kyo. Enjoy!

The three sisters, Tohru, Kyo, and Yuki had decided to go someplace to eat dinner the day before Disco Night. Or, at least, Tohru had decided it, and then convinced everyone else to go.

When Talim sat at the table, she picked up the menu and looked at it brightly. By the time the waitress came, which was 15 minutes later, she still hadn't decided.

After the waitress had taken everyone else's orders and Talim still hadn't decided, Kyo just yelled "Make up your damn mind or I'll decide for you!"

Talim shivered. "Good god, you'd order something horrible. I'll have…" She considered it for a few seconds, then said "Everything on the menu please." Everyone stared at her.

"What?" Talim said.

"She's done it before…" Shia whispered to Tohru.

Kyo stood from his chair, one hand in a fist. "I bet 15 dollars that she won't eat it all!" He yelled, causing everyone else in the restaurant to stare at him.

Talim stood as well. "And I bet 20 dollars that I will!"

"40!"

"55 dollars!"

"70!"

"90!"

"90 dollars and 4 Cokes!" Kyo yelled.

Talim smirked. "You're on!"

The food arrived 10 minutes later. Talim wolfed down her food, and by the time everyone else had finished their one dish, Talim had finished everything.

She laughed wickedly at Kyo's stunned face. "Hand it over, sucker!"

A few hours later they all went back to the hotel to go to sleep, Talim holding four Cokes and her pockets full of money, gleefully dancing, which annoyed Kyo.

"You bitch!" Kyo yelled at Talim.

Talim glared at him. "What did you call me…?"

"Biiiiitch!" Kyo said, drawing the word out.

Shia and Sasha snorted with laughter as Talim glared at them too.

"I'm gonna kill you…" She muttered to Kyo, walking up to him and grabbing his throat with her hands, shaking him back and forth.

"Careful Talim, you might kill him!" Said Sasha worriedly.

"I'm not complaining.." Yuki muttered, glaring at Kyo. Talim released Kyo's throat, looking daggers at him.

Kyo glared back as Sasha yelled. "I call the shower!" She ran into the bathroom of their hotel room and slammed the door.

"Man…" Talim said. "I wanted it first…" She sat on her hotel bed to sulk, but then remembered the Cokes, and happily twisted the cap off one and drank some."I get it second, then."

Shia sat on her own hotel bed and opened a book to read while she was waiting. "I call the shower third." She said.

A little while later, everyone was asleep, except Kyo. He was sitting up in his bed, watching TV. Talim was snoring loudly, and he glared at her.

"Kyyoo…" Talim mumbled in her sleep. "A comes after B…. moron." Kyo whirled on her. "HEY!" He yelled. Talim woke up.

"Huh?" She said, rubbing her eyes. "What… oh. It's you." She plopped back down on her pillow and fell asleep. Kyo glared at her again, turning back to the TV. Suddenly a news reporter popped up on the screen.

"We have a problem," Said the reporter, adjusting her glasses. "A large gun was stolen yesterday morning. If you find it, please turn it in. The description? It is black, and as long as the length of a grown man's arm. It is also thick, and heavy. Near the bottom is a large painted silver skull, which is shiny. Please, I repeat, if you find it, turn it in. Thank you." The T. V. switched off.

Suddenly something shiny caught Kyo's eye. It came from beneath Sasha's bed, and he went to investigate. When he saw what it was, his breath caught in his throat. It was the stolen gun.

The next afternoon they were getting ready for Disco Night, which took a while because Talim kept stealing the things everyone needed, until Kyo kicked her stomach.

"That hurt!" Talim yelled, kicking him back.

"Hey!" Yelled Kyo, reaching for her.

Shia jumped between them, hands on her hips. "Uh uh. Don't you two start a fight now, it's almost time to go!"

Tohru nodded. "Yes, I don't think you should fight." She said softly.

Kyo and Talim glared at each other through Shia, but finally sighed and continued getting ready.

About an hour later they were ready. Sasha had a bag slung over her shoulder, and wouldn't tell anyone what was in it, only grinning mischievously.

They took a crowded bus to the building which held Disco Night. So crowded that Kyo and Shia had to stand, holding on to a metal pole. Kyo grumbled, but Shia enjoyed it, and whenever the bus took a sharp turn she pretended to fall, crashing into other standing people and annoying them on purpose.

Finally the bus reached the building, and they got off. When they went inside, there were bright, flashing green, blue, and red lights and disco balls on the ceiling. Talim and Shia ran to the food bar, grabbing bags of chips and chocolate bars, and draining sodas.

Yuki amused himself for a while by watching them, then Kyo immersed him in arguing with each other.

Tohru was talking to a group of people, making several new friends.

Suddenly an odd looking man went up to Sasha, and started talking to her. Talim watched them, but couldn't hear what they were saying. The expression on Sasha's face changed to anger, and she quickly reached inside her bag and drew out the stolen gun.

By now everyone was watching her. Kyo groaned at the sight of the gun, and Yuki was shocked.

"Why didn't she give /me/ a gun?" Talim wanted to know.

"Shh!" Shia said, trying to hear what Sasha was saying.

The man stepped back as she drew the gun. "You idiot!" Sasha screamed, and pressed the lever on the gun.

A huge explosion suddenly came. Dust flew in everyone's eyes so they couldn't see for a while.

"Damnit!" Kyo coughed. "That stupid girl!"

"NOT STUPID!" Sasha growled from behind him.

After a few moments the dust mostly cleared up, and the whole building was in ruins. The man Sasha had shot at lay on the ground, dead.

"Oops," Sasha winced. "I didn't know the gun was that powerful.."

"What, to kill him?" Yuki asked.

"NO!" She yelled, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "I wanted to kill him, I just didn't want to destroy the building!"

"Duh," Said Talim.

"We practiced so hard for Disco Night!" Shia wailed. She ran up to Kyo and started slapping him.

"Hey!" Kyo yelled. "I didn't do it you idiot, your freakin' sister did!"

"I don't care!" Shia screamed back. "And don't you dare insult my sister!"

"Uhm, could you please stop hurting Kyo?" Tohru said nervously.

Shia stopped, staring at Tohru. Talim grinned evilly.

"Ooooh…" She whispered audibly in Shia's and Sasha's ears. "I think our little cousin has a crush on Kyo…"

Shia and Sasha grinned identically to Talim's.

"No, that's not true!" Tohru protested, blushing.

Kyo went bright red. "Shut up!" He said, marching towards their home.

Talim laughed manically, leading their small group home.

A/N: Alright! Chapter six is FINALLY done! Whoo hoo!

Tohru: You don't put me in the story enough…

Shia: So? No one cares about you!

Angry mob of Tohru fans: WHAT!

Shia: Er, I mean… you will be in the story more soon, sweet! -coughNOTcough-